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drabble: born this way
*PRAGSY CRYING*
*ABHI LOOKING MISERABLE IN A CORNER*
*CHUDAIL WANDERING ABOUT GRINNING, GIVING PARENTS A TOUR OF MEHRA MADHOUSE*
BB: Di? DI?! WHY ARE YOU CRYING? Now is the time for action GET UP
P: BULBUL!!!! *grabs her and hugs her*
BB: Di? What??
P: BULBUL WHERE DO CHUDAILS EVEN COME FROM
BB: uhh...uhh? Di?
P: BULBUL I DON'T UNDERSTAND
Indu Daasi: Beta, let me handle this
*BB retreats*
ID: Pragya puttar, when two chudails love very much to cause problems, sometimes they get togeter and make a baby chudail who can grow up and cause more problems in the future, it is the reproductive imperative you know
*BB & Abhi admire ID's erudition*
A: Daaasi you spent your life in the village naa how are you so educated
ID: Puttar, I READ.
P: REALLY DAASI me tooo. But I never read about the creation of chudails and I'm so sad and confused.
A: Kya fuggy Daasi just explained to you why are you confused still
P: BECAUSE
BB: Because what Di?
P: BECAUSE I WANNA BE A CHUDAIL
A & BB: 😲
ID: 😳
BB: *small voice* di...why???
P: BECAUSE CHUDAILS HAVE ALL THE FUN and then maybe rockstar would notice me. i thought i could BECOME a chudail but now if you're telling me chudails have to be BORN from chudail parents THERE IS NO HOPE. BB!! WHY ISN'T MAA A CHUDAIL! WAS PAPA A CHUDAIL! COULD WE BE HALF CHUDAIL! DO YOU KNOW!
BB: JIJUUU WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY SISTER I COULDDD END YOU RIGHT NOW 😡
A: LADIES LADIES RELAX. mini fuggy, don't you worry, your sister will be fine. SENIOR FUGGY LISTEN TO ME i notice you all the time you're my fuggy naa??
P: yes but
A: and now that chudail's parents have come, they will take her back to chudail land, and they will find her a chudail husband, and then you and i can have all the fun, ok???
P: PAKKA PROMISE?
A: yes!!
P: okkk...let me go do puja for chudail parents, byeee
A: but fuggy, fun???
P: FIRST CHUDAIL KA BIDAAI AND THEN FUN
BB & ID: 👍🏼 👏
A: ok fuggy...whatever you say
*PRAGSY CRYING*
*ABHI LOOKING MISERABLE IN A CORNER*
*CHUDAIL WANDERING ABOUT GRINNING, GIVING PARENTS A TOUR OF MEHRA MADHOUSE*
BB: Di? DI?! WHY ARE YOU CRYING? Now is the time for action GET UP
P: BULBUL!!!! *grabs her and hugs her*
BB: Di? What??
P: BULBUL WHERE DO CHUDAILS EVEN COME FROM
BB: uhh...uhh? Di?
P: BULBUL I DON'T UNDERSTAND
Indu Daasi: Beta, let me handle this
*BB retreats*
ID: Pragya puttar, when two chudails love very much to cause problems, sometimes they get togeter and make a baby chudail who can grow up and cause more problems in the future, it is the reproductive imperative you know
*BB & Abhi admire ID's erudition*
A: Daaasi you spent your life in the village naa how are you so educated
ID: Puttar, I READ.
P: REALLY DAASI me tooo. But I never read about the creation of chudails and I'm so sad and confused.
A: Kya fuggy Daasi just explained to you why are you confused still
P: BECAUSE
BB: Because what Di?
P: BECAUSE I WANNA BE A CHUDAIL
A & BB: 😲
ID: 😳
BB: *small voice* di...why???
P: BECAUSE CHUDAILS HAVE ALL THE FUN and then maybe rockstar would notice me. i thought i could BECOME a chudail but now if you're telling me chudails have to be BORN from chudail parents THERE IS NO HOPE. BB!! WHY ISN'T MAA A CHUDAIL! WAS PAPA A CHUDAIL! COULD WE BE HALF CHUDAIL! DO YOU KNOW!
BB: JIJUUU WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY SISTER I COULDDD END YOU RIGHT NOW 😡
A: LADIES LADIES RELAX. mini fuggy, don't you worry, your sister will be fine. SENIOR FUGGY LISTEN TO ME i notice you all the time you're my fuggy naa??
P: yes but
A: and now that chudail's parents have come, they will take her back to chudail land, and they will find her a chudail husband, and then you and i can have all the fun, ok???
P: PAKKA PROMISE?
A: yes!!
P: okkk...let me go do puja for chudail parents, byeee
A: but fuggy, fun???
P: FIRST CHUDAIL KA BIDAAI AND THEN FUN
BB & ID: 👍🏼 👏
A: ok fuggy...whatever you say
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