Jabardast Joke

1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT laya jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha.

Beta : Papa aaj me school nahi jaunga mere pet me
dard hai (bete ko padi Sattaak)

PAPA : Dekha tune jooth bola isliye tuje saza mili,
me jab tere jitna tha to kabhi jooth nahi bolta tha.
(papa ko bhi padi Sattaak)

Wife: (Haste huye boli) Aap hi ka beta hai
(mummy ko bhi...Sattaak)...