OH HEY DONNY I WROTE SOME DESERT ISLAND STUFF FOR YOU
hope you like it 😉
DESERT ISLAND KEEPERS
abhigya on a private jet, headed for a beach honeymoon in the caribbean because daadi insists*
*of course daadi doesn't know that there will be no proper honeymooning, but both plan to enjoy the beach in their own way*
*OH NO CATASTROPHE THE PLANE IS SOMEHOW FAILING*
*abhigya escape in parachutes!!*
*what happens to the pilot? don't worry he's probably fine, but our concern right now is abhigya!!*
*abhigya make a miraculous safe landing on a tiny island in the middle of the sea!*
A: chashmish chashmish are you ok!! did you break your chashma??
P: yes i'm ok, but i think my back will be sore. hey that parachute fall was kind of fun, except for the part where i worried i was about to die.
A: chashmish we are on a deserted island
P: really what was your first clue?
A: well there is a lot of sand -
P: uff!! nevermind that, let's figure out how we're going to get off this island!!
A: don't be crazy chashmish, we can't get off this island, there is only water all around. who knows there might even be sharks.
P: um hello?? we can't live here forever?
A: what forever?! don't worry, my pilot will find us. and if he didn't make it, well someone will notice that abhi the rockstar is missing, and i will be found.
P: you're forgetting that we're supposed to be on honeymoon for three weeks! no one was supposed to disturb us so no one will know we are missing!
A: oh...that could be a problem. ok, here's what we'll do -
P: oh good you have a plan!
A: we need to spell out the letters "SOS" in huge letters in the sand, follow me and we can do this with our feet
P: are you kidding me?!! we need to figure out what we're going to eat and drink and if we can get some sort of shelter and if there are any wild animals to be wary of and you know all kinds of SURVIVAL PROBLEMS
A: oh my god chashmish you worry so much
P: this is not a beach vacation! we are on a deserted island!
A: yes I told you that already
*Pragya considers bashing her head against a nearby tree trunk -- ooh it's a coconut tree!! maybe they can have coconuts? mmm delicious coconut water, fresh inside the shell! but oh no how will they open the coconuts?? it's not like they grabbed a machete with their parachutes :(*
*Pragya pouts*
A: haayyye chashmish what's wrong now??
P: I want coconut water
A: ok so I'll just run to the store -
oh wait we are on a deserted island! gosh chashmish how many times are we going to have to go over this? i'm not used to repeating myself with you, you're much faster at understanding stuff than tanu
P: please, no talk of the chudail while i'm suffering from lack of coconut water. also, look, coconuts are right there!!
*Abhi looks up and sees the coconut*
A: bas itne si baat?
(oh is that all?)*Abhi grins and pulls Pragya away from the tree. Before she can get angry at him and ask what he's doing, he starts shaking the tree with his massively powerful arms*
*Two coconuts fall neatly to the ground!*
*Pragya is impressed but she still doesn't see how she's going to get her much desired coconut water so she just folds her arms and scowls at him with one eyebrow raised*
*Abhi's smirk deepens, he's got that "I'm gonna prove my superiority" expression on his face...Pragya hates that expression, she is not secretly turned on by it, she doesn't think it's a little bit adorable, no she straight up hates that expression*
*Abhi carries the coconuts to a big jagged boulder lying on the beach. Then using the magnificent force of his fit body, he smashes the coconuts open against the rock!*
*OK Pragya is impressed...and turned on...but mostly she's just gleeful that she gets her coconut water!! She runs to him and picks up the coconut halves and greedily sips all the fresh nectar she desired*
*Abhi pouts and says "Heyy no fair!! I was thirsty too naa!!*
*Pragya looks up guiltily from the coconuts, her face is all sticky and the last drops of the delicious liquid are clinging to her lips*
P: Err...sorry! But you can just crack more naa?
*Pragya flutters her eyelashes and smiles a big smile, she has learned that he reacts in a very strange but useful way to this - he goes all soft and dopey and starts agreeing with whatever she says!*
A: Yes...I guess so...but at least let me eat the coconut flesh?
*Pragya gladly hands over the coconuts. As Abhi efficiently gets at the fruit with his perfect teeth, Pragya starts to look around. Maybe there are no wild animals around but there doesn't look to be shelter either, how on earth are they going to make it through what will surely be a cold night? No protection from the ocean breezes, hayeee!*
*Pragya is thinking to herself but ends up saying aloud: Uff, if Raghav was here at least I know I'd be warm because he knows how to start fires and build huts. Raghav has full survival skills, I should've gone on those camping trips he invited me to, then I would have survival skills too*
*Abhi tosses away the empty coconut shells and strides up to grab his wandering wife. He says: Oh hello! Anything he can do, I can do better! You want a fire and a hut? By god you'll get a fire and a hut!*
*Pragya rolls her eyes and says: Yeah whatever, I'll believe it when I see it*
*Abhi scowls...but then something occurs to him and he gets that wicked teasing smile that makes Pragya a little bit uncomfortable but creates an interesting sort of thrill in her blood...and his eyes are glinting with tricky thoughts, she can tell he's about to say something outrageous...*
*Abhi grins and slowly runs his palms down her arms as he says: Oh don't worry biwi of mine, I'll show you everything you need...and when it comes to keeping warm, we won't need a fire...*
*Pragya's eyes widen and she sputters: umm what excuse me!! uff I can't believe you, your mind is on
that when we don't even know if we're going to survive the next week???*
A: Well I'm beginning to think that maybe there's a reason we ended up stranded here...destiny has a plan for us. We will surely be rescued...but in the mean time maybe we should just count this as our beach honeymoon.
*Pragya knows that the idea is insane, but maybe because she's already in such an impossible situation, she doesn't find it necessary to argue with him. Instead she just licks her lips, raises her eyebrows, and pushes her ridiculous husband in the direction of the jungle. Pragya says: Ok Rockstar we'll see about the honeymoon, but first build me that hut!!*
*Abhi laughs and winks and says: Yes, dear*
*Pragya watches as Abhi goes off to collect leaves and logs and so forth for their hut. She really doesn't know how they're going to get out of this life threatening situation...but maybe they'll make it through, just by taking it one step at a time*
THE END BECAUSE OTHERWISE MINA WILL NEVER STOP SORRY BYE 😳 😆
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