New Year Advice For Bollywood Celebs
By Ankush Bahuguna, Wednesday, 25 Dec 2013
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We've been put through a lot in 2013, thanks to certain Bollywood celebrities. Its time we send out year-end advices to them. Here's what we think should be the agendas for the following celebrities for 2014.
Veena Mallik
No Veena, 26th January is not the same as 26/11 Mumbai attacks. Take some GK lessons please.
That's why.
Salman Khan
Lose your virginity. No, of course we believe you.
Uday Chopra
There is only one way you can realize what you put us through. Watch your own films.
Tusshar Kapoor
Watch your own and then Uday Chopra's films.
Vidya Balan
Donate your clothes to the circus, or rather join one.
Ranveer Singh
Buy an anti-dandruff shampoo.
Deepika Padukone
Don't get a Ranveer Singh tattoo now.
Kareena Kapoor
Get that 'tooh' insured.
Shah Rukh Khan
Catch the Chennai Express and never return.
Abhishek Bachchan
Get a hit or get hit on the head.
Hrithik Roshan
Get Jadoo to take you with him. Nobody needs Krrish here, not us at least.
Vivek Oberoi
Let Heath Ledger rest in peace. You're nowhere near him.
Rajesh Roshan
Wake up from the 90s. What you make isn't music, not anymore.
Shahid Kapoor
Get back in the poster so that we can burn it.
Sonakshi Sinha
Take the next flight to Spain. They need you for the next bull run in the Pamplona festival.
Anupamaa
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