Barking Dogs,........ Seldom Bite !!!

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So called, desi dashing n' dynamic damsel Diandra ne,...

Gautam ke aamne-saamne jaa kar,...

monh ke aage, direct monh dhar ke,...Bed room mein,..

kaafi der tak,...

sirf, 3 inch ki doori se,...

Garam - o - Garam,...

Swaash - o - Shwaas ki ,... aap-Le ki,... Hot breaths were reciprocated,...in close-captioned !

Bed mein lete-lete,... aur baad mein,... khade-khade, Bedromke darwaaze ke paas,...aur, Gauttam ko bahoot lalchaaya,...
upsaane aur excite karne ki, dher saari,...koshish ki,...!!

But in vain ! Fail ! Diandra ki daal nahin gali !

They say,... Barking dogs seldom bite !
Gautam took no bite either of her's neck-line, ear-boot or lips ki woh gulaab ki patti !
( Yess,.. Boner had Goner ! )

Phir bhi, Dafraandu Gautam ko,...akkla ke andhe, iis baalak-budhhi toddler ko,...

munh-maar lene ki,.. ya fir,...

Chumma-chaati ko, oth se oth,.. french kiss se,... daba dene ko,... ek naa soozi,...
koyi bhi toh samaz nahee aayi,...!! Lim and Limb functions did not work ! Both failed !

Lim
x-->0 ( Where, x is the distance between the four lips ), x was still at 6.

Toh aakhir,... Diandra raand,...ne maatha koot kar,... ( aap mooye bina,.. Swarg ko naa jaa shakiyo ! ),.. apna haath Jagannath kar ke,...
camera se, apne-aap ko bachaate-choopaate huye,... iis balak-budhdhii ka khud hi, haath seedha, baaro-baar pakad kar,...spoon-feeding kar ke,... washroom me,.. khud hi, angooli pakad kar le gayi,...!! sabhi HMs ne dekha !

Karishma toh, jealousy ki maari, thek washroom ke darwaaze tak aayi,... and confirmrd it,.. that, they'd already made it !

aur,.. ek single door ke peechhe hi,... darwaaza badh kar ke,... chumma-chaati se, Gauttam pe garma-garam, swaas-shrinkhla se, munh maar liya,.... !!

Baad mein Guatam,... Toddler,..
sirf,... " aare yaar,...yeh kya kar rahi ho,.. yeh kya kar rahi ho,.. Tum toh badi daring nikli ",...hi karta raha,... jab ki uus ki ijjut already loot chooki thii !

Kya samze?

Shikaari khud yahaan, shikaar ho gaya,...
Yeh kya gazab huaa, yeh kaise, kab huaa,.. !
Naa jaanu main,... naa jaane woh,... HO ! HO !!

aur,... DI ne osthon se saara raas, choos-chum liya,..!!
gaal pe,... lipstick ke nishan bhi toh chhod diye gaye,... Jo Padmini Kolhapure ( Rene ) ne aakhir GG ko bataaya,... saaf kar ne ko,...
ki, varna, camera par aa raha hai !!

GG todler, aur akkal ke andhe ko,...
Sonali ke waqt bhi,.. larki pataana nahee hi aaya thaa,... !!

Sonali ko tight grab-hug kar ke,... pressed-breast haalat mein hi,... mouth n' breath share kar ke,...Chumaa-chaatti lene ko,.. bil-kul nahee aaya tha,... !!

P3 group ko, use kayi baar, uus waqt bhi toh,...Love-Guru ban ke,... samzaana pad raha thaa,... !!

magar,... Zhaansi ki raani,... urfe,.. Miss Clown( joker-lady ) and Mor-Pichhchhe ( peacock ) kalagi waali,... Rani Victoria,... aka,...Diandra ne, bina cock hi, Gautam ko sareaam 'use' kar daala,... !

Jo kaam,... Sonali, Gautam ki kaandh pe, sirf maththa tek kar bhi,...baalon aur zulfon ka,... ghan-ghor Sawan ki ghtaa-chhaaya, daal-dhaal kar, laheraa kar bhi,... jo naa kar shaki,...

Kyun ki,... GG ka khada hi nahee huaa, bulke woh khud hi khada ho gaya, wahaan bench se,... " Chal Hata, Sawan ki Ghata " bol ke !!

Poor Sonaali ! -- Kya, aise kisi larki ka deel toda jaata hai, Bhala ! n',... that to our dear Sonaali ?? Nako. Just Nako. Now or Never ever ! Not fair ! God Forbid !

woh, iis lambi-billi DI, ne, lapak-zhapak ke,... aap-khud shaahi se hi,... taana-shahi se hi, ek tanaasha yaane ki dictator ko,..
baath-room mein le jaa kar,... GG ko tight pakad kar,...lapak ke,..munh maar ke, cunning billi ki tarah,.. doodh chaat jo liya,... !

Baad mein, Sonali raat ko jalan ki maari, Gautam ke paas aayi,.. Boli,... ( in presence of Punes )
"You like me,.. But I love you,... are you Bahera(deaf)???"

Magar hello, Sonali,... aab pachhtaaye kya hot,.. jab chiriya chook gayi khet !

Kisi se tum pyaar karo,.. toh fir iizhaar karo !
Kahin naa fir,.. Der ho jaaye ! !!

Sorry ! It was L8,... just too late, Sonali !

Diandra ne pahele hi moonh maar liya thaa,..
GG ke face par rape kar ke,... chumma-chaati ke impressions/Nishaan bhi toh chhod jo diye !

Sure,... we all know,...Punes has created a DON kindaa, maafia Sarkaar Raaj image !

And, in this territory, the principle governs,...

" When the system fails,... a Power will rise !! "

So ???? Today,... Gautam had failed,... and hence DI took the power in her hand
that,...for a forced french-kiss, lips-chumbans, sharing mouth-2-mouth n' breath - 2 - breath, behind da scenes !!!

Sare baazar,... karenge pyaar !
Naa koyi padada,...Naa deewaar !
Toh yeh duniya,... maanegi,... maangei,.. maanegi,...!!
Mohabbut kaise hoti hai,... Mohabbut aise hoti hai !!

Di's lesson to a Todler G ! - Shaandaar aur Jaandaar chumbans , chaude ho kar chaud diya gaya !Yess,.. Gauttam was slapped with 2 tight lip-slips, behind da door !

Now Sonaali,... is going to " Sarkaar " for rapat likhaane,... ( Ek fariyaadi haazir hai,... Deelbar ke darbaar mein,... Pyaare tere pyaar mein ,... loot gaye hum baazara mein,... " - bol ke ) haath jod,.. saashtaang dandwat pranaam kar ke,... !

aari O' Pagli,...aab kya hota, Sonaali ?
It's like,... "Locking the stable, when, after the horses ran out" !

Sorry,.. but, ... No Band-aid for this wound ! Just 2 L8.

so called Damsel 'Daayan-dra' ne, dashing and dazzling, chumbakiya, Chumba maar jo liya thaa,.. already !

Worth 4, 1, 2, B, jealous 4 !!

Hello,...GG girlie-fans,... btw,...R Ya' also crying now ???? I mean,...when we all saw,.. " gadhi gud( jaggery) khaa gayi ? "