Dhun 10
Tauba Mai Vyah Karke Pachtaya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOjhBo8d3EM
(This is the link to IshRa VM on the song...Enjoy the VM and the update)
Bhalla family had been waiting for Ishita. They just wished that she somehow convinced Raman to stay back. As she entered the living room, the entire family was on their toes and surrounded her.
"Agayi puttar! Raman ko tune rok liya na?"
"Haan Mummyji. Wo nahi jarahe"
"Matarani ki kripa hai. Par puttar Raman hai kitthe?" Mrs.Bhalla asked looking for her son.
"Patha nahi" she said and stumped to her room.
"Isko kya hogaya? Aur patha nahi matlab?" Mrs.Bhalla asked worried.
"Mumma tussi bhi na kabhi kabhi bhole bante ho. Ishita ke chehre se saaf patha chalta hai ke wo bhai se ladke ayi hai" Simmi butted in.
"Ye Raman bhi na hamesha ladte rehta hai" Mr.Bhalla said annoyed.
"Maine kuch nahi kiya!" Raman entered feigning innocence.
"Tune hi kuch kiya hoga. Warna meri bahu aisi nahi hai ki bina bath ke lad pade" Mrs.Bhalla said proudly.
"Kya zamana agaya! Beta kameena aur bahu mahaan"
"Bhai bath ko na ghumaiyyo! Sab nu patha hai ke aap kitne masum ho" Simmi said sarcastically.
"Haan mere se galti hoti hai to maar maarke mera falooda bana dete hain. Ab apne pe bath ayi to bade bhole ban rahe hain" Romi found the golden opportunity to pay back the torture he has faced from his elder brother.
"Tu kya beech me taang ada raha hai. Pehle hi ek taang tooti hai. Ab doosri bhi thod dunga" Raman glared at him.
"Raman" Bhallaji screamed "Sharam nahi ati tujhe. Apni galti par sharminda hone ke bajaye dusron par hath uthaane ki bath kar raha hai. Bechari Ishita ki subah se ro rokar bura haal tha. Uspe tune use jhagda kiya. Ab usko manaane ke bajaye apni galti par parda daal raha hai"
"Toshiji is baar koi Raman ka saath nahi dega" Bhallaji gave his final verdict.
"Sahi kaha Bhallaji aapne. Galti ki hai aappe hi nipatle" for the first time Mrs.Bhalla agreed to her husband's decision. Everyone walked back to their rooms leaving him alone.
"Ye achha hai Raman. Biwi to pehle se hi chidi hui thi ab poora khandan bhi uski taraf hogaya. Chal beta bhugathle Shadi ke Side Effects"
Tauba main vyah karke pachtaya
Tauba main vyah karke..
"Ab kaise bhi karke Jhansi Ki Rani maan jaye. Gharwale to maan hi jayenge" he walked into the room nervously.
"Kya samajhte hain apne aap ko? Har waqt Mazak. Har baar mera dil todte hain phir baadme sorry keh dete hain. Unhe kya lagta hai sorry bolne se sab theek hojayega. Is baar mai maaf nahi karungi" she was fuming in anger while setting the bed for the night.
He peeped from behind. "Bahut gusse me lag rahi hai. Kuch soch Raman. Maska laga kuch bhi kar. Bas manale. Warna teri khair nahi"
Ishita was tying her hair when Raman came from behind "Ishita rehne do na. Tumhare baal khule zyada achhe lagte hain" he said with a sheepish grin trying to lighten her mood. She gave him a deadly glare in response and quickly tied her hair up in a messy bun.
Raman gulped nervously and mumbled to himself "Kuch aur soch beta warna ye to ankhon se hi tujhe das legi"
Naagin jaisi zulfen thi
Ab puri naagin woh
Haan dasne mujhko aati everyday
"Ishita mai kya soch raha tha ke aaj chand kitna khoobsurat lag raha hai na. To thodi der balcony me bait the hain...saath saath" he said trying to be as cool as possible.
"Chand itna hi khoobsurat lag raha hai to usiko jake apni jhooti tareefein sunao. I am not interested"
Thi chaand kabhi
Ab taare dikhlaati hai everyday
"Jab chand se bhi zyad khoobsurat meri biwi samne khadi hai to mai chand ko dekh kar kya karunga. Mai to bas tumhare sath those waqt bitana chahta tha"
"Ravan Kumar ko ye cheesy lines shobha nahi dethi. So please try bhi mat karna. Aap jaise khadoos, insensitive aur rude insan ke zaban se tareef bhi taana lagta hai. So please just stop this crap"
Thi jaan meri
Ab jaan jalaati hai ji everyday
"Ishita meri bath to suno"
"Mujhe apki koi bath nahi sunni" she threw a cushion at him.
Tevar ban gaye zevar
Jis din se ghar aayi woh
Chalti madam khata thokar main
She was taking a duvet and a cushion from the cupboard.
"Ye achha mouqa hai beta. Use couch pe mat sone dena. Sath me sulale aur apna charm uspe istemal kar" he quickly walked to her.
"Arre Ishita rehne do na. Ab se tum mere sath bed pe so sakti ho. Ab tumhe couch pe sone ki zarurat nahi" he said taking the cushion and duvet from her.
"Excuse me Mr.Ravan Kumar ye mai apne liye nahi apke liye nikal rahi thi. Mai to bed par hi soungi par aap bahar soyenge. Apka chehra dekh kar mai apni neend kharab nahi karna chahti. So just leave the room" Ishita pushed him out and banged the door.
"Ishita yaar darwaza kholo please. Gharwale kya samjhenge" he kept knocking but she didn't open. "Kya zamana agaya yaar apne hi ghar me apne kamre se bahar nikal diya"
Ho rabba mere, baahar sahib
Ghar pe naukar main
The loud noises from his room had brought all the Bhalla's to the living room wondering what was going on. When he walked down with his duvet and cushion he heard a laughter riot.
Dekho ji kaise ringmaster se
Ban gaya joker main
"Haww Papa! Ishima ne apko kamre se bahar daal diya?" Ruhi started giggling.
Raman was baffled and at loss of words on realizing that there were enough spectators of his pathetic state.
"Bhai apki to bolti hi band hogayi hai Bhabi ke dar se" Romi said keeping a hand on his shoulder. For the first Raman didn't scowl back.
Hai madam ka yeh tashan
Main iska manmohan
"Poori duniya Raman Bhalla se dart hai aur ye apni biwi se" Simmi added which resulted in another round of laughter.
"Ra...man...Bha...lla...kisi...se ...nahi...darta" Raman tried to cover up but failed miserably.
Main apne.. main apne..
Main apne naam pe bhi haklaaya
"Chad puttar! Khud ka naam hi theek se nahi bola ja raha aur biwi se na darne ki batein karta hai" his darling mother didn't spare him either.
Bhallaji kept a hand on his shoulder sympathetically and said "Maan le ke tu apni biwi se darta hai. Koi sharamwali bath nahi. Poori duniya ke pati apni patniyon se darte hain. Samajhdaar wahi hai jo is bath ko maanle aur apni biwi ke isharon pe naache. Jaise mai teri maa ki isharon pe naachta hun"
Ho raja ho maharaja koi ho chaahe sultan
Biwi se darna zaroori hai
"O Bhallaji! Ye kya patti pada rahe ho? Apko to mai dekhti hun" Mrs.Bhalla roared with hands on hips.
"Arre nahi Toshiji mai to apki tareef kar raha tha"
"Beta tu khudki bachale, mai apni bachata hun" Bhallaji said and went behind Toshiji.
Ye ruth gayi toh Ramayan mein jaisi Kekayi hai
"Simmi tu meri pyari behen hai. Meri mada karde yaar" Raman tried seeking help.
"Sorry bhai ye Mahabharat aapne shuru ki hai. Ab khud hi khatam karo. Mai in jhamelon me nahi padnewali" she washed her hands off.
Ab toh ye meri life Mahabharat si ho gayi hai
"Bahut rath hogayi hai. Mai chali sone. Ruhi tu bhi chal" she took Ruhi along.
"Good Night Papa"
"All the best Bhai" Romi waved his hands "Good Night. Have a tight sleep" he said pointing at the couch and ran away.
Raman threw the cushion and the duvet on the couch and plopped helplessly.
"Dekh liya pyar karne ka nateeja. Isse to achha tha ke Mumbai hi chala jatha. Aur tujhe kya zaroorath thi Super Hero banke ticket phaadne ki. Superheroes ki biwiyan bhi unhe kahan chodti hain. Tu to phir bhi aam admi hai"
Phantom chhodo, uski biwi - chalta phirta pret
Pit pit ke hi neela pad gaya man
Hai ghar mein aake jaale saaf karta Spiderman
Wo Hulk hai nanga kapde faade biwi din or rain
"Isse pehle ki teri biwi tere kapde phaad de kuch soch beta. Kuch soch ke ise kaise khush karega. Maana ke mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai usko khush karna par tujhe kuch to karna padega"
Superman se kehti (aaha)
Super se oopar nahi (aaho)
Koi bhi, koi bhi
Koi bhi isko naa khush kar paya
"Soch beta soch. Warna zindagi bhar pachtaana padega"
Ho paape vyah karke
Ho paape shaadi karke pachtaya
Will Raman find a solution before going into depression because of his pathetic condition?
Stay tuned Dhun Abhi Baki Hai
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