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We've all had planners.. A daily planner, a weekly planner, a monthly planner and so on... Now, based on the current track, what if our EBP characters had secret planners ? Let's see the possibilities 😃
Niranjan Agnihotri:
- Sort out my dual personality, and decide if i miss Shlok and want him back, or i hate him after he disowned me and break his pictures.
- Rant about how much Aastha has spoilt my innocent baccha!
- Be frustrated about pretty much everything in the Agnihotri Mansion and Agnihotri Industries
Anjali Agnihotri:
- Have a tea party with the oldies at the Old Age Home
- Miss Aastha and Shlok, while i sit with my Aayi-Baba as she oils my hair.
- Think of new ways to become a kabab mein haddi between my kids
- Bang my head and cry on Shlok's broad chest, if and when he visits me!
Naana- Naani:
- Cry along with Anjali
Kalindi Kirloskar:
- Start a "Sudhaar Jao" Campaign
- Cry at the drop of a hat
- Chop vegetables with Aasthu's Ajju
- Romance Avdoot in 1920's style
- Insist on being a kabab mein haddi between Aastha and Shlok
Avdoot Kirloskar:
- Calm down everyone saying "Shaanth ho jaao"
- Occasionally smile and nod my head to pretty much everything what others say.
- Disappear for days together and make an entry once in two months with my travel bag so that i appear busy.
Ajju:
- Hug everyone in the vicinity and give free advice
- Maintain distance of a few meters from Ankush
Ankush Prabhakar Joshi:
- Drive Maatey bonkers to a crazy limit
- Trouble everyone in the Kirloskar House
- Make better schemes to get my property back
Varadh Agnihotri:
- Butter up my Baba and remind him that i am the elder son, not Shlok.
- Drown myself in work so that i have no time for any woman.
- Occasionally, yell at my Mother-in-law or wife.
Sojal Agnihotri:
- Keep muttering "Aastha is so nice, Aayi is so nice, Bhauji is so nice, Baba is not nice" like a parrot
- Be an extra-nice mother, daughter-in-law and a wife
Jaya:
- Instigate my daughter to take over the Agnihotri House and rule
- Stay in the Agnihotri House until i am insulted and asked to leave
- Pick up almost all the silverware and cutlery when i leave from AM
Kavya Agnihotri:
- Keep asking everyone "where is my chachu, chachi and Aaji" until they lose patience
- All day play, no studies
Jyothi Agnihotri Deshmukh (strike that) Lokhande:
- Do a heavy make-up with jewellery, first thing in the morning.
- Burn the curry i prepare, while i am lost in thoughts
- Listen to at least one taunt of my M-I-L
- Crooning over my still new-born daughter
- Romance Siddharth 1950's style
- Cry and worry everyone around with the problems in the Agnihotri House
- Give updates to Sid the moment he comes from office, even before he can breathe
Siddharth Lokhande:
- Romance Jyothi with a one-arm distance
- Rant to my mom about how nice Jyothi is
-Listen to my mom, and then listen to my wife and then listen to my boss
- Get a new haircut, a new wardrobe and pretty much, an entire make-over. But stick to my faithful checked shirts!
- Babysit Anaya when Jyothi is worrying around
Renuka:
- Keep jabbering because i have nothing else to do.
Shlok (minus Niranjan Agnihotri):
- Get a steady job
- Get my Wajood (identity)
- Prepare lectures on how to get my wajood if someone asks me
- Get a room with attached bathroom.
- Get a strong non-squeaking single bed, so that Aastha is always on top of me, even if we are on a "veggie" diet!
- Get more sarees for Aastha and coax her into stitching a few more backless blouses.
- Eventually get a pink cotton nightie (satin is way beyond my budget) for her and a few jasmines to get her in the mood (Roses are freaking expensive as well !)
- Get some incense sticks as well.
- Get some dotted/ ribbed contraceptives (for her extra pleasure)
- Get some dotted/ ribbed contraceptives (for her extra pleasure)
- Make a football team, eventually, once i get my wajood!
Aastha Shlok (sans the Agnihotri):
- Support my Praan-naath, my kartha-dhartha by saying that i am with him and he is my everything.
- Wait for Pati-dev to come home and surprise him by giving him a good massage.
- Say "chodiye Shlok, kya kar rahe hain aap" when he tries to romance me.
- Get more deep necked blouses with a low cut at the back to seduce a hard-working Shlok
- Make some mischief around the neighbourhood by sometimes stealing water buckets
Vinayak Agnihotri
- Buy a map and find my way back to Agnihotri Mansion
- Find out what i've been missing out for months
- Find out where my Anjali Vahini is, go to her with a cup of steaming coffee and some oil for her foot massage
- Be a wallflower when i am not needed, but vanish very conveniently without being noticed
Sita:
- Learn to make "Musambi" Juice in the juicer.
- Plan my escape when no one is watching
Anand and Suresh:
- Go on a vacation since Shlok sir has left the office and i have nothing else to do.
NA'S new P.A.:
- Piss my boss off by loading him with huge pink files
- Piss him off more by talking about how efficient Shlok sir was.
IF Girls:
- Pray that Shlok gets a shirtless scene
- Hope for a "make-the-mattress-sing" session for Aashlok sans any interruption
- Curse everyone who interrupts Aashlok
CV's:
- Throw a bucket of ice water on all the hopes of the IF Girls
- Start the episode with JoReSid or SoJa or NA
- Make a ritual of showing a glimpse of Aashlok for atleast five seconds and then drag the episode around the others
p.s.: This is supposed to be a fun post, so treat it like one... 😳
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