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1.)Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
2.)If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
3.)If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
4.)Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?
5.)If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
6.)Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
7.)Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
8.)Why are Softballs hard?
9.)Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
10.)If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
11.)Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
12.)Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.
13.)Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
14.)Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
15.)Can blind people see their dreams?
16.)Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
17.)Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
18.)Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?
19.)Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
20.)Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
21.)Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
22.)If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
23.)Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
24.)How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
25.)If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
26.)If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
27.)If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?
28.)What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
29.)Where's the egg in an egg roll?
30.)Why aren't blue berries blue?
31.)Where is the lead in a lead pencil?
32.)Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?
33.)What happens when you get 'half scared to death' twice?
34.)Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
35.)If all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?
36.)It it's tourist season why can't we shoot them?
37.)Why are the alphabets in the order that they are? Is it because it's a song?
38.)If you write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it called success?
39.)If work is so terrific, how come you get paid for it?
40.)If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others drown too?
41.)Are the good things that come to people who wait, the leftovers of people who went before them?
42.)Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
43.)Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
44.)If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?
45.)Why aren't blueberries blue?
46.)Why is Greenland called Greenland, when it's white and covered with ice?
47.)Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippo-poto-monstrose-squipped-alio-phobia, so long?
48.)Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
49.)What if Batman gets bitten by a vampire?
50.)Did the Mayans get bored after reaching 2012 or is the predication for real?
51.)Can we spell creativity however we want?
52.)Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
53.)Where are all the mentally handicapped parking spaces for people like me?
54.)Has your mate ever called you at work to ask where the remote control is?
55.)Was the person who invented the Express Lane at the grocery store properly thanked?
56.)Why don't you ever see ads for advertising companies?
57.)Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?
58.)If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
59.)Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
60.)If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
61.)You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?
62.)Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
63.)Why do all the superheroes wear underpants on the outside?
64.)If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
65.)If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
66.)Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
67.)Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
67.)Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?
68.)If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
69.)When something is funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when you actually slap your thigh?
70.)Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
71.)If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
72.)Now, At last Somethingg abt me🤣?
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