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As usual kostins invented by M ... but then i write Kos-pints, so enjoy.

Ok ... so today's kos-pints are dedicated to Bhanu who successfully blackmailed me nuff to write (know you're traveling n am late), my G Gang and all those who sent me PM's 🤗.

Just watched the episode & think my expressions have frozen into *sigh* *ok If you say so* *double sigh*.


Forum vs Forum
:

YHM Fan 1: I lowe Puttar. He is HAWT!!!
YHM Fan 2: I lowe Mani. He is sanskaari !!!
YHM Fan 1: Puttar lowes Biwi now.
YHM Fan 2: Oh pleej ... Mani lowes her from Jab-they-met-in-Diapers.
YHM Fan 1: You don't get the underlined pyaar in all the screaming & shouting. Your guy is just interfering. Plus the jerk sings.
YHM Fan 2: Your guy is loud. Mani sees the shackles of bachpan ki dost, so he interferes.
YHM Fan 1: He is her husband.
YHM Fan 2: Yeah well, we demand this one gets his chance too.
YHM Fan 1: Troll, Insult & Report.
YHM Fan 2: Troll, Insult & Report.
YHM DT's: Damn ... back to issuing warnings & notes just when we'd some forum peace after kabhi jo badal barse.


Ok, so basically Puttar wearing yellow is bad news for the Iyer family coz one of them inevitably lands in the hospital.
The entire forum thanks the Almighty Soapy stars above that this time there's no" Whodunnit" in the track. Its clear Ishita-did-it coz Puttar was right, she bleddy ain't a doc !!!
*thank goodness the stink caused Ishita to protest sooner this time & Puttar stripped ...err changed*


Che saal Pehle - To overcome dhoka of bi*chy harlot of an ex-wife, RKB wiped his memory clean, cleared all cache, inserted a new disk and restarted the server.
Explains why he needs 3G & Google help ... kyunki-Puttar-toh-kabhi-pati-tha-hi-nahi *accha or otherwise*


HAWTness VS Pavitrata:

RKB: I shout, I rave and bellow.
Mani: I sing, I lowe & meddle. Hell, I even pray.
RKB: Oh pleej ... you are so 7.30.
Mani: J are you? Half the fandom *almost* is still sighing over echoes of temple bells.
RKB: Wait till ya hear what I did at 11pm.
Mani: Did you set up the aarti ka thaal too?
RKB: Much better dude. Grabbed Biwi into the shower with just a towel on. You can still hear the echoes of *Thuds* & *Faints*
Mani: Well, given a chance I could shower too.
ME: GASP !! No thanks. We 'lready know you must be a bathroom singer too *shudder*



Overripe Warden goes ... Hello Ishita. Today is a new day in City KG classes. Aaj hum khana khana sikhengay, wokay?
W*F kinda dialogue was that. Aise hi aake daant deti RKB ko. Kitna crap denge ek hi episode mein 😕



Logical Theory of the Track:

RSR seems to belong to Puttar's PSR group of companies. But But ... not to be misguided pleej. Only MCP can be moronic nuff to kidnap a child with his initials on the name plate. In conclusion, Bala is having an affair with MCP. Bas.

Proof Galore -- Bala frequented Kameenon ka adda till recent times plus MCP wud never affair a mere aurat *pffft* 😛


Mahaanta of the Day:

Mihika learns fast. Mahaanta runs in the family. Plus Ishu akka clearly directs that being SP bahu means Mahaanta ki hadd.
Fasting to death, tears in eyes for behen ki saut, ecetra ecetra. All in a day's work I tell ya.


Satyanaash of the Day:
Kekta is A.M.A.Z.I.N.G. Kya kehna !!!
She managed to evade the pavitrata of 7.30 slot in one go 👏

Puttar went Chee at the thought of kissing his own wife but sneakily admitted to wanting to do someone else's wife. Mind is boggled.


Kostin of the Day:

- Abhimanyu Raghav spends time delivering chinese food, singing, setting up aarti ki thaal, singing some more and meddling.
- Ass-Oak spends time playing on his X-Box in a red satin dhoti & goggles *oh my*. As a past time he also ogles at everything female within reach.
- RKB spends time upping Google stock & his broadband bills in the bathroom. Jab time milta hai toh he relieves some pressure in there too.
So basically no one goes to work.
My kostin is -- Inke ghar kaise chal rahe hain yaar?


Kostin of the Track:


If Chee is equal to X and Puttar is Y; and Puttar got inflicted with "Cheee" at the same rate of speed & time as "Majboori".
Then how many episodes of dimaag ka dahi will it take to get rid of this Epic SHIT. Bolo bolo.


PS:
For those asking:
PSR is Raman's company ... I believe it stands for "Pasta Service for Raman"
RSR is the logo haunting Bala ki izzat nowadays 😆
MCP is Moronic Chauvinistic Pig who is Suraj at the moment, although Ass-Oak comes a close second.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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wooho...grabbed your post on first page today...epic happy..hehe
let me tell you paaru...i m a big fan of your kos pints and just love them
u hav a very good sense of humour and i laugh like anything reading your posts...

ghosh that fan 1 fan 2 fight was awesum..loved itt..well i will love to be fan no 1

puttar and yellow bad connections
wat an observation yrrr

kyunki-Puttar-toh-kabhi-
pati-tha-hi-nahi *accha or
otherwise* at this comment of yours i laughed out so loudly that my sister who was sleeping beside me got up at once asking what happened...lol


awww...that patli kamar shower...good job yrrr
amd that KG classes...hahahahaha...f**kimg hillarious seriously
ghosh i salute you for this...

logical theory...mind blowimg logic
bala and mcp...wow...just imagine...

mahanta...well no comments
and this was all we expected from 7:30

question...what they work? well...they are free just like we are to see and laugh at them whole dayy

and about question of track...well only your imagination can go this way

i just loved your post
pls add me to your pm list and next tyet me know when you make one..pls pls
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Posted: 11 years ago
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EPIC Paru 🤣 🤣 🤣
Sab ki band baja di 🤣

Logical theory 🤣 🤣 Suraj pata nahi but I almost thought Ashok ke saath kuch hai, phir yaad aya Ashok only loves Puttar. 😆

Kostin of the day- 🤣 🤣 I would have said Ishu RKB ke ghar sambhalti hai par phir yaad aya, she spends her time doing mahanta, social service and cooking classes. 😳 Clinic sirf do baar gayi license wapas lao hungame ke baad.

Paru Puttar didn't get inflicted with chee, he started the Chee trend actually. It's a circle that's never gonna end until one day the couple transmit it to Ruhi. 😛
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Haha

Paru

This is awesome

Sab ki Baja di ek hi stroke main

Show fans and forum sab ki

Ashok ke kapde bade Ajeeb hai
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Posted: 11 years ago
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😆..oh man...hilarious post.

Thanks for the laughs.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Hey Paru

Logical Theory ke liye THANK YOU... poora doubt clear kar diya tumne 🤗


as usual wonderful analysis. 👏


PS: Me wonders if you have a secret crush on MCP while the fandom is swaying between Puttar and Mani 😆 YOu seem to reserve special comments for MCP ji 😆 (please not to report this post of mine. it was only a masoom question from one fan to another)
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Posted: 11 years ago
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To be honest I have been waiting for your post after the episode and woah! It was more entertaining than the episode. But then you already know it.
I can forgive puttar for taking tips but what with Mani! Somebody please deport him to turkey!

Oh that mihika scene was really the height of mahanta, now I understand why she will be marrying ashok (as per spoilers) to save shagun of course!
Since roohi was not going to school, the teacher came to hospital to fulfill her duty. Seriously!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Awesome awesome awesome Paru.
👏 😆 👏 😆 🤣

Love your take on the fan wars. Trust you to pen with such wit what we feel about the ridiculous dramabaazi. Glad my internet held up for long enough to read and comment, kyunki epi toh dekhi nahi, do din se.

🤗
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: mnr123

One word Awesome 👏



Megha ... aur likhogi ya ho gaya 😆

Waise thanks 😳

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Originally posted by: paru_rox



Megha ... aur likhogi ya ho gaya 😆

Waise thanks 😳


Bass ek hi word hai yaar everything u said was Awesome, from fan wars to Puttar Mani bala n Ashok 😆

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