Ok ... so today's kos-pints are dedicated to Bhanu who successfully blackmailed me nuff to write (know you're traveling n am late), my G Gang and all those who sent me PM's 🤗.
Just watched the episode & think my expressions have frozen into *sigh* *ok If you say so* *double sigh*.
Forum vs Forum:
YHM Fan 1: I lowe Puttar. He is HAWT!!!
YHM Fan 2: I lowe Mani. He is sanskaari !!!
YHM Fan 1: Puttar lowes Biwi now.
YHM Fan 2: Oh pleej ... Mani lowes her from Jab-they-met-in-Diapers.
YHM Fan 1: You don't get the underlined pyaar in all the screaming & shouting. Your guy is just interfering. Plus the jerk sings.
YHM Fan 2: Your guy is loud. Mani sees the shackles of bachpan ki dost, so he interferes.
YHM Fan 1: He is her husband.
YHM Fan 2: Yeah well, we demand this one gets his chance too.
YHM Fan 1: Troll, Insult & Report.
YHM Fan 2: Troll, Insult & Report.
YHM DT's: Damn ... back to issuing warnings & notes just when we'd some forum peace after kabhi jo badal barse.
Ok, so basically Puttar wearing yellow is bad news for the Iyer family coz one of them inevitably lands in the hospital.
The entire forum thanks the Almighty Soapy stars above that this time there's no" Whodunnit" in the track. Its clear Ishita-did-it coz Puttar was right, she bleddy ain't a doc !!!
*thank goodness the stink caused Ishita to protest sooner this time & Puttar stripped ...err changed*
Che saal Pehle - To overcome dhoka of bi*chy harlot of an ex-wife, RKB wiped his memory clean, cleared all cache, inserted a new disk and restarted the server.
Explains why he needs 3G & Google help ... kyunki-Puttar-toh-kabhi-pati-tha-hi-nahi *accha or otherwise*
HAWTness VS Pavitrata:
RKB: I shout, I rave and bellow.
Mani: I sing, I lowe & meddle. Hell, I even pray.
RKB: Oh pleej ... you are so 7.30.
Mani: J are you? Half the fandom *almost* is still sighing over echoes of temple bells.
RKB: Wait till ya hear what I did at 11pm.
Mani: Did you set up the aarti ka thaal too?
RKB: Much better dude. Grabbed Biwi into the shower with just a towel on. You can still hear the echoes of *Thuds* & *Faints*
Mani: Well, given a chance I could shower too.
ME: GASP !! No thanks. We 'lready know you must be a bathroom singer too *shudder*
Overripe Warden goes ... Hello Ishita. Today is a new day in City KG classes. Aaj hum khana khana sikhengay, wokay?
W*F kinda dialogue was that. Aise hi aake daant deti RKB ko. Kitna crap denge ek hi episode mein 😕
Logical Theory of the Track:
RSR seems to belong to Puttar's PSR group of companies. But But ... not to be misguided pleej. Only MCP can be moronic nuff to kidnap a child with his initials on the name plate. In conclusion, Bala is having an affair with MCP. Bas.
Proof Galore -- Bala frequented Kameenon ka adda till recent times plus MCP wud never affair a mere aurat *pffft* 😛
Mahaanta of the Day:
Mihika learns fast. Mahaanta runs in the family. Plus Ishu akka clearly directs that being SP bahu means Mahaanta ki hadd.
Fasting to death, tears in eyes for behen ki saut, ecetra ecetra. All in a day's work I tell ya.
Satyanaash of the Day:
Kekta is A.M.A.Z.I.N.G. Kya kehna !!!
She managed to evade the pavitrata of 7.30 slot in one go 👏
Puttar went Chee at the thought of kissing his own wife but sneakily admitted to wanting to do someone else's wife. Mind is boggled.
Kostin of the Day:
- Abhimanyu Raghav spends time delivering chinese food, singing, setting up aarti ki thaal, singing some more and meddling.
- Ass-Oak spends time playing on his X-Box in a red satin dhoti & goggles *oh my*. As a past time he also ogles at everything female within reach.
- RKB spends time upping Google stock & his broadband bills in the bathroom. Jab time milta hai toh he relieves some pressure in there too.
So basically no one goes to work.
My kostin is -- Inke ghar kaise chal rahe hain yaar?
Kostin of the Track:
If Chee is equal to X and Puttar is Y; and Puttar got inflicted with "Cheee" at the same rate of speed & time as "Majboori".
Then how many episodes of dimaag ka dahi will it take to get rid of this Epic SHIT. Bolo bolo.
PS:
For those asking:
PSR is Raman's company ... I believe it stands for "Pasta Service for Raman"
RSR is the logo haunting Bala ki izzat nowadays 😆
MCP is Moronic Chauvinistic Pig who is Suraj at the moment, although Ass-Oak comes a close second.