Arakshi OS : Just A 'Little' Late ':)

Her stomach grumbling in hunger she finished the fourth packet of cheese flavored chips and sat on the stool...

Waiting in front of Grand Cinemas for the past 4 hours and 50 minutes... after having passed 52 missed calls... he was no where in sight... she didn't get tensed as Ayesha informed her about Arjun being hale and hearty in the office...

Thank heavens that the weather was great... and she had made up her mind that when her bhulakkad would remember her and come here that is when she would go back home...

And a la the bollywood films one lecherous man shifted his gaze towards her... she was pretty... and looked gorgeous in her peach floral dress and pastel green heels... her milky skin was glowing... well only if the unfortunate eve teaser realized two things..

The girl was bursting in rage...

The man in her life was Arjun Suryakant Rawte..

Perhaps it was his destiny to be crucified...

Standing right next to Sakshi he stretched his arms and groaned.. whistling and commenting.. "Arrey Bhola... bohot din se chain ki neend nahi aayi... aye haye.. kya maal hai... lagta hai saare armaan poore ho jayenge..."

Sakshi stood up and walked aside... trying to control her hot temperament... when the man popped up in front... "Kya adaa hai teri..." he was about to continue when she said...

"Oye... ander jaake Katrina ko dekh aur uspe line maar..."

He chuckled and moved towards her... "Par tu toh usse bhi haseen hai..."

Sakshi flexed her shoulders and kept the bag aside... "Salman ka fan hai?" she asked... pulling up her sleeves...

The man was confused and nodded... "Toh yeh dialogue pata hai?" she asked...

"Kaunsa?" he asked...

She punched his jaw and he fell down... cursing... and fearing at this woman.. "Akal ki aane main shakal kyun bigaadte ho!" she snapped at him...

Removing her heels she pounded on that man.. "Haraami... mereko chedta hai! Saale tum mard ek hote ho! Jo besharam hai... woh chedte hai!"

She punched his "private area" that made him scream in pain... "Aur jisme sharam hai woh chaar ghante late hote hai... waise bhi mood toh sada hua hai... tere pe hi nikaal doon! Aur pata hai... officer hoon main!" she screamed and punched him more..

Repeatedly punching his jaws she yelled at the half conscious man... "Saale neend chahiye thi... main tujhe toh humesha ke liye sulaa ti hoon..."

And then the man slipped into unconsciousness... the people around her cheered her for her bravery!

When her bhulakkad and idiotic lover finally came into view... Arjun looked up at a hassled up Sakshi and asked her... "kya hua?"

Sakshi just glared at him... "Deva.." he muttered when one of the people informed him that this man was trying to harass her...

That ticked of his fuse... he was about to punch the man who somehow staggered on his feet when Sakshi came in front and held the man's collar... glaring at Arjun she punched the man once... "Iss mard log pe vishwaas hi nahi hona chahiye!" she shouted and repeatedly kicked and punched the man till he was on the verge of passing out...

With every punch and kick... she looked at Arjun and gnashed her teeth... and he knew that each of those kicks and punches were for him... and gulped...

Arjun finally caught the half dead man and handed him over to the local police... he was pretty bruised up... he doubted that the man would wake up for the next few hours...

Sakshi huffed and walked barefoot... her broken heels dangling on her hand... Arjun paced up with her...

"Sashu main..." he said and she raised her heels to hit him... looking at people around she just stuffed them in her bag... "Shut up Arjun! And don't even speak to me..." she barked at him and walked...

"Deva!!!" He thought... he caught his ears and did sit ups in front of everybody... she slapped her forehead "Aise karte raho... main jaa rahi hoon!" she glared and walked...

He ran up to her... "Sashu barefoot mat chalo... lag jayega per main! You have soft feet na.." he said sweetly... she looked into his eyes... and he gulped again "Maska mat lagao... tumhara the end ho jayega!" she swore...

When she stood near his car... "Chalo.. at least main uske saath drive karunga... par yeh kaha jaa rahi hai!" he scratched his head...

"Sashu please mere saath chalo... itni der main kaha auto milni waali hai! Tum akeli ghar kaise javogi?" he asked... looking at the sunsaan road...

Sakshi smiled at him and picked up the car keys "Arjun main gadi se jaa rahi hoon... tum koi auto dhoond lena!" she barked at him and zoomed off in his SUV...

And he lay in the middle of the lone road.. staring at nothingness...

He learnt two things..

Hell hath no fury than a woman hath scorned.

These were the few perks of being in love with Miss. Publicist!

He gulped again and walked the way back home... because one couldn't even find a fly in this area.. forget an auto or taxi!

~*~

Sakshi stormed into the apartment and threw her things off... throwing her dress she went under the shower... slipping into a pajyamas... having a cup of ice cream she switched on the television... when she decided to torture this Arjun more...

She grinned at herself and led out a wicked laugh!

~*~

Somehow Sam had turned up to be driving miraculously on the same road and dropped Arjun...

Arjun was curious looking at a messed up Sam... but right now he needed to concentrate on Sakshi... idea! He would seduce her softly... she would easily come into his arms...

He grinned on his own intelligence... and thanked Sam.. saying a quick bye he rushed home...

And over here Sam cursed the couple "In dono ki wajeh se.. beech main... acha khaasa romance chal raha tha mere aur Ashu ke beech... ab iss Sakshi ki wajeh se Arjun ka chauffer banna pad raha hai!" he gritted...

He picked up his phone informing Ayesha he would be home soon!

~*~

Arjun decided to pull her into his arms... apologize cutely and give her a chutku sa kiss! That's it... then he would make her come close to him...

"Wah wah... kya dimaag hai tera!" he patted his back and received a heart attack the minute he stepped in...

The AC was on a full blast... all the lights were dimmed... and Sakshi came walking out from the bedroom... and he flushed seeing her in nothing but a fitting blood red lace nighty... her voluminous hair on one side... the lace was tantalizing him to an extent that felt like melting into a pool of water... her lips were pouty and reddish in color...

Titillated by her appearance he growled softly and pranced near her... Sakshi grinned at the effect and turned around.. showing off the bare back... and Arjun received another heart attack...

He clenched his fists and walked towards her... his throat seemed parched... he was jealous of the sofa at which Sakshi was sitting... and that cushion that she was squeezing to death!

He slipped next to her and gave a sheepish smile.. but she turned her face away... "Sakshi... I am sorry yaar... pata nahi kaise late ho gaya... sach main..." he told apologetically...

"Apology noted!" she nodded and turned aside... and found him inching closer to her... before she could comprehend his lips were mashed with hers and he hugged her tightly...

Oh yeah... this was also according to Sakshi's plan... they parted to breathe... "Kishi ho gayi?" she asked softly... he smiled... melting Sakshi was easy...

"You know for 4 and a half hours I was waiting for you? Phir dinner bhi miss ki!" she said in a sweet sugary manner... he whispered am sorry and hugged her again... but he couldn't and wouldn't slip so easily...

"No issues..." Sakshi faked a smile and pressed her fingers on his lips... "Par baby punishment bolke bhi kuch hota hai!" she smiled and before he knew she threw him a pillow and blanket on his face... "Aaj bahar hi sona!" she snapped at him!

Arjun looked at her shocked! "Arrey Sashu tumhare bina toh neend..." he said...

"Chup re! Kya laga aww maaf kar doon 50 se upar baar call kiye maine!" she barked...

"AB kishi toh ho gayi... baaki ki raat tum couch ke saat bitao!" she shut the door of their bedroom and Arjun banged his head on the wall... Idea!

He went out of the window and walked till the balcony of their room... to find it locked!

"Damn It!" Arjun cursed when received a sms "Police ho... choro ki tarha ghusna bhi mat! Yeh toh ek raat ki baat hai... ek hafta na ban jaye!"

Arjun banged his hand in his ill luck... he went towards the empty sofa that seemed to mock his situation... he twisted and turned throughout the night... but with Sakshi away...sleep was the last thing!

Idea - Sameer!!!

Arjun drove to their home... and rung the bell a few times... upon no answer he used the master key and opened the room... "Sam!" he shouted... when he heard a few noises from the bedroom...

"Oh shoot! Kahi Sam trouble main toh nahi!" Arjun picked up his gun and opened the bedroom door to immediately close it on realizing what it was!

"Oh shoot... gadha!" he cursed himself...

"Abbey tu *^$^< ,^^$^%&*87787*&^%$$%^&*(*&^%$@" Sameer screamed from the other room and came running out with a stick in his hand...

~*~

A few minutes back...

Sameer and Ayesha were... ahem... a bit.. umm... (okay spit it out)

Were in the heights of making love... well... this had been the first break for the married couple since 5 months... toh itna toh banta hai bechare ke liye..

FB No. 1

"Ashu jaan!!" Sameer hugged Ayesha...

Ayesha shied off... "Kya SIR... log kya sochenge?"

"Ashu... ghar pe humare siva aur kaun kaun hai?" he slipped his hands into hers and kissed her softly... carrying her to bedroom he got finally rid of their clothes... "I love you..." he whispered...

"So meri jaan ki pyaari pyaari eyes kaha hai?" he whispered and she fluttered her eyes to him...

"And jaan ki pyaari pyaari lips kaha hai?" he whispered and claimed her lips... they parted to breathe after a few minutes...

And Ayesha hugged him back in response... just when they were about to be one that Sakshi called him up begging him to pick up Arjun from Grand Cinemas!

Sameer banged his head on the pillow!

Ayesha being the perfect understanding wife asked him to go... and Sameer reluctantly left... cursing continuously!

FB NO.1 ends...

FB NO.2

"Ahem... baby.. sorry for the delay!" Sameer walked close to his angry wife...

"5 minute... aur 45 minutes pe bohot farak hota hai!" she glared...

"I promise aur late nahi hoga... main hoon na idhar!" he pleaded while she glared at him...

He slowly caught her hand... and kissed it... "Ashu jaan ki pyaari pyaari eyes kaha hai?" he said sweetly and she glared him with a killer look...

But Sameer kissed her temple softly..

"Umm... jaan ki pyaari pyaari lips kaha hai!" he said and caught her mouth with hers...

And finally Sameer had been able to love his wife... they were in their climaxes when someone opens the door - none other than Arjun!

He pushed himself off Ayesha and throws her nighty to her and slips into his boxers before Arjun sees anything!

FB NO. 2 ends...

~*~

"Arrey mujhe kaha pata hai!" Arjun says softly

"Abbey chup re... kisi bhi married couple... woh bhi newly married couple ki ghar at 2 o'clock dangerous hota hai! Tere aur Sakshi ko kabhi disturb kiya maine!" Sam ranted on... as a tired Ayesha came out of their room in pajyamas..

She, finally being the most sensible one gave an idea to Arjun to manao his biwi the great!

Arjun smiled and left for home while Sameer tried to go to his wife...

"Ahem... Ashu jaanu... tumhari pyaari pyaari eyes kaha hai?" to get a slap on his cheeks!

"Phirse shuru mat hona Sam!!!" she glared and stormed into her room... Sameer running behind her...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

Arjun was about to enter his home that he realized that in a hurry he didn't pick up his keys!

Thus he went back and decided to climb the pipes... being 3 o'clock at the night he silently crept up the pipes... "Eesh... pyaar ke wajeh se ab policewaala ko chor banna hoga!" he sighed..

When suddenly someone caught him from behind and started thrashing him... "Aye chor chor chor... chor ko dekho..." one resident screamed and the entire lot of watchmen and people came to thrash him...

"Arrey main chor nahi hoon!" Arjun yelled!!

----------------------------------------------

Sakshi twisted and turned in her bed.. without Arjun neither was she getting beautiful sleep!

Being used to his presence she got up and pouted... if he only sent a sorry message to ho jaata na!

She put on a robe and decided to call him from the sofa when she heard a commotion...

"Hein..." she said and walked out into the balcony.. being on the 1st floor she saw what was happening...

"Arrey ruko!!!" Sakshi screamed... "Yeh ACP Rawte hain!!!!" she yelled again... "Mere pati... bechare ko kyun maar rahe ho!!!" she bit her lips!

"Arrey madam... yeh sahab hai... sorry sahab... mereko laga aap chor hain... sorry sorry.. par aap pipes kyun chad rahe the?" one of the residents asked...

"Mere biwi se milne... bedroom locked hai aur flat bhi... usse mana raha tha toh pipes ki madat... uff... ouch... liya..." Arjun blatantly told the people and Sakshi blushed severely...

The other residents started laughing... "Tum darwaaze se hi jao sahab... bhabi ji... darwaza khol dijiyega pleej..." the watchman said... barely being able to control his laughter...

Sakshi giggled and opened the door... and Arjun came in... half smiling... when she noticed that indeed he had been hit at a few places...

"Arjun... tum garam paani se naha lo... main meds laati hoon..." she said quietly and he nodded...

SHe felt a little guilty that because of her he got hit here and there... he stood in his trousers... looking at small wound here and there... she gently dabbed the antiseptic and ointment on his bare back... she saw him pouting at the mirror... "Sorry re Sashu... mujhe dhyaan hi nahi pada... sachi..." he said... and fiddled with the comb...

Sakshi looked here and there... and gently pecked at his shoulder...

He turned towards her and smiled... "Meri biwi Sashu mujhe pe gusso nahi hai kya?"

Sakshi nodded no... "Waise bhi... mere liye paidal karte karte aaye... phir pipes chade... phir torture ko bhi resist kiya... phir maar bhi khaye... ab kaise khafa ho sakte hai haa!" she smiled and kissed his cheeks...

Arjun pushed the robe away and pulled her closer... "Waise bohot torture kiya tumne haan... ab Sam se bhi thappad milega kal... bechare woh aur Ayesha pyaar kar rahe the and I barged in!" he chuckled!

Sakshi laughed like anything... "Kal subah dekhna.. poora dead bodies ka jaanch tumse karwaenge!" and she gave a dramatic pose!

Arjun carried her towards the bed and kept her on the bed softly... fiddling with the knot he whispered.. "Dead body ka toh kal jaanch karoonga... soch raha hoon kuch aur jaanch karoon..." and nuzzled his face in her neck...

Sakshi chuckled and giggled as he tickled and kissed her...

And very soon the giggles were replaced by moans, groans, whimpers and screams of ecstasy...

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Well kya hua uss raat dono ACPs aur uske Shrimati jis ke saat woh toh pata nahi... bas itna pata hai ki charo office pe ek ghante late the... aur bohot hi thake hue the...

"Yaar... Shree... yeh kya koi coordination hai kya? Dono Ayesha aur Sakshi high neck full sleeved shirts pehen rahe hai! Aur yeh sirs bhi total collared up shirts pehen rahe hai!" Chotu asked Shree...

Which was overheard by the four of them... the girls shied away as their husbands winked at them!

Well the couples went by as Shree and Liza got a heart attack hearing to their whispers...

"Sashu... aaj bath tub pe date... aur kapde ki tension bhi mat lo... pehenne ki zaroorat hi nahi... par kal raat jaise bite mat karo!" Arjun whispered to a blushing Sakshi who slapped his chest...

Liza closed her eyes and ears in shock!

"Ashu... soch raha hoon ki ab kahi thandi jaga jaate hai..." Sameer quipped.. "Faida kya... ceiling ki siva toh kisi aur cheez dekhne ko milega hi nahi!" Ayesha pouted and the two burst into laughter...

Shree gaped at them in shock...

Well ab besharam hone main kya jaata hai! Mia Biwi ki baat hai bhai!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* The Cliched Happy Ending*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~