My Fair Khushi COMPLETE! - Page 6

Originally posted by: honey-sweety

That was interesting concept and love the first chapter so far...

Hey is it possible for you to provide english translation for Hindi conversation? i couldnt able to understand...

Can you pm me for the updates?

Originally posted by: Kalpana_Writer

Will try but no guarantee!😃

Will PM you!

Thanks for commenting!

Originally posted by: saakhi01

Interesting start, pls pm me future updates...

Originally posted by: honey-sweety

Thanks, if not possible for you, please try to write short sentences than long para.. at least i can try to understand 😊

Originally posted by: sutapasarbabhom

Lol lov this updt spcialy khushi galiyan they r daam cute waiting for arnav entry tanx for pm

CHAPTER 2. THE TWO SELF PROCLAIMED BACHELORS!

"Another boring page 3 party!", a man quipped as he stood at the threshold of the room holding the said party and looked around.

"Another evening surrounded by boring people!", another man standing beside the first one retorted as he too stared at the crowd milling around.

"Phir se champagne peena padega! (Again we have to drink Champagne!)", the first man huffed.

"Phir se logon se haath milaake unki jhooti taarif karni padegi! (Again we have to shake hands and fake praising them!)", the other man complained.

"Phir se un sarphiri ladkiyon se milna padega jo Raizada Khaandaan ki waaris se shaadi karne ke sapne dekh rahi hai! (Again we have to meet those crazy girls who dream to marry the heirs of Khurana family!)", the first man groused.

"Aur un mummies se bhi milna hoga jo apni beti ko humaare gale baandna chaahti hai! (And we have to meet the mummies too who wish to tie their daughters to our necks!)", the second man pouted.

"Aur un buddhon se bhi milna padega jo beti dene ke bahaane humaare business se judna chaahte hain! (And we have to meet those old buffoons too who using the excuse of giving their daughters to us, which to be part of our business!)", the first man mused.

"Thank God! We are self proclaimed bachelors!", the second man exclaimed with glee on his face.

"And we shall remain that as long as we live!", the first man proclaimed with aplomb.

Both smirked at each other and proceeded to walk into the party. Heads turned and whispers followed as the two men entered the party. The crowd parted giving them space to walk as soon as they neared them; such was the status of the two men in the high class society. Wannabe socialite ladies and gold digger girls fluttered and swooned as they took in the ruggedly handsome man and his suave looking companion while the socialite mothers of spoilt brat girls pushed their daughters to the fore. Men tittered as they took in the first man's powerful looking three piece suit and the second man's semi casual jacket over jeans and shirt and wondered why they could not ooze of same charm and aura when dressed in similar clothes while girls just sighed dreamily and wondered how the two men could look so delectable in any kind of clothes. The only people ignoring the handsome duo were the waiters and waitresses. The reason they did not stop was because they knew that if they ever stopped their work to stare at anyone or anything they will be thrown out of their jobs because they could say their names. And hence, the servers continued to lurk around offering champagne, finger foods, juices and sweets while the partying guests continued to stare at the duo and wondered how to get their hands on them.

Suddenly, the host of the party swooped in to meet the dynamic duo, "Mr. Arnav Raizada! And Mr. Aakash Raizada!", the host greeted the men while shaking hands with the first man and then the second one.

"What a delight it is to have two of the most eligible bachelors of India in my party!", the man commented loudly.

Aakash leaned over to Arnav and whispered, "Yeh jyaada hi kuch maska nahi laga raha Bhai? (Isn't he buttering us too much Bhai?)"

Arnav's lips twitched at his words but he remained stoic, "Aana toh tha Mr. Zaveri! Aap meri Naani ke itne khaas dost jo hain! (I had to come Mr. Zaveri! You are such a close friend to my Naani!)"

Aakash smiled but whispered to Arnav, "Translation! Hum agar nahi aate toh aapki Naaniji also known as meri Daadiji humaara khoon kar deti! (Translation! If we didn't come here, your Naaniji also known as my Daadiji would have killed us!)"

Arnav snorted at Aakash's words but covered it with cough while Mr. Zaveri questioned with confused smile, "Kya kahaa beta aapne? (Did you say something beta?)"

Aakash gave him a wide smile, "Kuch nahi Uncle! Party bahut achchi hai! (Nothing Uncle! Party is good!)"

Aakash looked around with smile all the while complaining in his mind, Khaakh achchi party hai! Sab toh aise ghoor rahe hain jaise ki hum koi zoo ke jaanwar hain! Wish I was in some meeting! Atleast statistics aur financial details se mera time pass toh ho jaata! (What good party! Everyone is staring at us as if we are some animals from zoo! Wish I was in some meeting! Atleast the statistics and financial details would have helped pass the time!)

Soon the small talk ended and Mr. Zaveri left the two men to the sharks, err... I mean, the crowd. After talking to innumerable people, shaking hands with God knows how many men and kissing cheeks of too many girls and women, the Raizada cousins snuck to the liquor bar and sat on the seats in front of them nursing scotch in their hands.

"Phew! Baal baal bache! (Phew! Barely saved!)", Aakash sighed after a while as he drank the scotch.

"Logon se ya champagne se? (From people or from champagne?) ", Arnav asked as the host called the server over and handed over a glass of champagne to another guest.

Aakash looked over to where Arnav was looking at, "Yeh Uncle champagne aise baant rahe hain jaise free chocolates ho! (This Uncle seems to distribute champagne as if they were free chocolates!)"

Both men looked at each other and chuckled.

Aakash sobered up, "Bhai! Why do every Page 3 party has to have servers distributing champagnes?"

Again the men broke up chuckling.

"Atleast yahaan sweet ladkiyaan toh hai! (Atleast the girls are sweet!)", Aakash muttered as he chugged the glass of scotch and ordered another one.

Arnav raised an eyebrow and muttered while looking around, "Sweet? These girls? Every one of them is a screaming banshee with attitude learnt from witches of east end themselves!"

Aakash choked on his drink at his words and looked at his brother with amusement.

Arnav continued, "And their clothes are so out of fashion and without any style! And lets just not talk about their horrible habit of dieting with the weirdest food combos that actually makes you want to puke!"

Aakash had started laughing by then.

Arnav just shrugged at his reaction and drank the scotch in one gulp.

After taking deep breaths, Aakash ventured out, "Main un ladkiyon ki baat nahi kar raha hoon! (I am not talking about those girls!)"

Arnav frowned in confusion and Aakash continued, "Main in waitresses ki baat kar raha hoon! (I am talking about these waitresses!) Those angel like faces with sweet and simple smile! Sweet!"

Aakash sighed dreamily and Arnav rolled his eyes, "Careful! Agar kisine sun liya toh Naani jald hi tumhaari shaadi karwa degi! (If someone heard you, then Naani will get you married right away!)"

Aakash looked at Arnav with wide eyes and Arnav smirked at him.

After drinking another glass, Aakash wondered, "By the way, if the marriage is with these waitresses then I don't think I mind getting married!"

Arnav looked at him with confusion, "Kya? Paagal hogaye ho kya? Do din ki chandni aur zindagi bhar ki kaali raat! (What? Gone mad or what? Its two nights of full moon and then it is new moon night for rest of the life!)"

Aakash looked at Arnav as if someone had replaced his brother with an alien, "What? You are saying that? You You are the one who keeps on saying, Bhai, that you shouldn't look at the Status of the person but their heart!"

Arnav nodded, "Yes! But that does not mean you marry the first girl who comes your way! I mean are you forgetting that we are Raizadas? We meet with foreign dignitaries; go on foreign tours for our work! And the atmosphere these waitresses are born and brought up in, they won't be able to fit in."

"Fit in?", Aakash questioned and Arnav spoke up with utmost seriousness, "Aakash they are middle class. Do you really think they are working here because they love to be waitresses? Some of them need money urgently to solve their family problems and some of them get rejected in normal job for some flaw which is not even their fault. Agar in jaisi ladkiyon ko tum parties mein apne, yaani ki Raizada Heir Aakash Raizada ke saath le aaye toh yeh so called high society waali ladkiyaan, auratein aur un ladkiyon ki amma use kachcha chaba jaayengi! Tum aisi ladki se pyaar kar toh loge lekin uss rishte ko nibhaana aasaan nahi hoga! Use tum jis duniya mein laane ki soch rahe ho na Aakash, wahaan use adjust karna bahut mushkil hoga! (If you, I mean Raizada Heir Arnav Raizada, brought such girls to these parties, then these so called high society girls, ladies and ladies' mothers will eat them alive! You might be able to fall in love with such girls, but you won't be able to maintain the relationship! The world in which you wish to bring them, Aakash, they will have tough time adjusting to it!) Everywhere there will be barbs laced with sweet words and taunts coated in compliments. One day she might even resent you for bringing her into your world!"

Aakash blinked twice and then shook his head, "You are so cynical and jaded bro! No wonder you are unmarried!"

"Ha! My unmarried status has nothing to do with my thinking! And I am not being cynical or jaded as you seem to claim! I speak truth as I see it.", Arnav retorted.

"Truth? Ya right!", Aakash mumbled as he drank another glass of scotch.

"You don't believe me?", Arnav raised an eyebrow.

Aakash shook his head and rolled his eyes.

"Fine!" Arnav slammed the glass down from which he was drinking and looked around. After looking around for few minutes he spotted a waitress and pointed her to Aakash, "Look at that girl! Wonder what would happen if you married her!"

Aakash looked into the girl's direction. The girl was standing with another girl just a few feet away. If Aakash concentrated he could actually hear their conversation. Both were waitresses. The first one was facing them while the second one was facing the first one with her back towards them. Aakash and Arnav could see the first girl's full profile clearly and Arnav continued.

"If that girl married an elite like us, then what will happen?", Arnav questioned.

Aakash shrugged, "Kya hoga?"

Arnav rolled his eyes. His cousin was so dense sometimes. He took a sip from his glass which the bartender kept on refilling at intervals, "Aakash! Stop being an idiot and observe! Look how painfully shy the girl is! Do you think she will survive the cruel words of these so called socialites? She won't be able to defend herself from them. And of course let's not ignore our media who would love to point out her flaws to anyone and everyone who read their newspapers. Their words will destroy any self confidence she has and slowly destroy her spirit too."

Aakash looked at the girl again and noted her chubbiness and her shyful glances at the people around her. Aakash nodded, "You might be right, Bhai?"

Arnav raised an eyebrow, "Might be? Excuse me! Main Arnav Singh Raizada hoon! I am always right!"

Aakash rolled his eyes at his brother's arrogance and gulped down another glass of scotch. As usual the bartender was there right away to fill it up.

As both cousins stopped talking for a while, Arnav continued to look around. His eyes went back to the two waitresses. It seemed that both girls had been given some sort of break as the first girl was giggling and laughing. Both were standing in a corner away from the eyes of the guests and the only reason Arnav could spot them at first was because they were hidden from the main hall but not from where the liquor bar was.

Suddenly, the second girl turned and Arnav saw her face for the first time. The girl was laughing and her whole face was alight due to her laughter. Arnav frowned as he wondered what a beautiful girl like her was doing here. He wondered whether it was money problems that brought her to the world of waitressing. But even if money got her into this world, why had no model agency snapped her up for modeling. He checked the girl out with his eyes. She obviously had a good figure, fair face and beautiful smile. A girl like her is supposed to be doing modeling assignments or working as a receptionist. What was she doing here?

That is when the girl opened her mouth and spewed out expletives with a loud voice, "Manhoos! Khadus! Khusat Buddha! Phir se haath pakadne ki koshish ki usne! Chodenge nahi hum use! Baahar mila toh jhaadu se swaagat karenge uska! (He again tried to grab my hand! I won't leave him! If I met him out, I will welcome him with broom!) I... I... I will maar him and peet him." Her friend blinked at her weird use of English while she let out few more expletives and Arnav winced. He closed his eyes and shook his head. He got his answer. Aise gaaliyaan degi aur aisi English bakegi toh no wonder she is working as a waitress! He turned back to his scotch.

Aakash spoke up bringing Arnav out of his thoughts, "You seem to know everything don't you? You seem to know these girls inside out. You seem to know what makes them a socialite! Now next you will tell me that you can change a middle class girl into a socialite by teaching her few tricks!"

Arnav let out a laugh making a gaggle of girls standing across the room staring at him swoon at his visage. Loosened up a little by the alcohol in his system, Arnav smirked at Aakash, "Of course I can! I am Arnav Singh Raizada! I can do anything! Change a normal girl into a Page 3 socialite! Or take a socialite and change her into a waitress!"

Aakash raised an eyebrow, "Ya right bhai!", Aakash gave him a skeptical look and Arnav narrowed his eyes, "You don't believe me?" Aakash shrugged showing indifference and Arnav's face took a look of determination, "Alright! Theek hai! Main abhi tumhein proof dikhaata hoon! (Let me prove it to you!)"

Arnav looked around and noticed the waitress with loud voice and Lucknowi accent serving champagne around. It seemed her break was over. He signaled her to come over. She gave them a polite smile and muttered cheerily, "Champagne?" Arnav raised an eyebrow at her pronunciation. She pronounced the word champagne as shumpaayin' instead of pronouncing it as sham-pain'.

Arnav smirked as he looked at Aakash, "Aakash! Is ladki ko dekho!" Aakash turned to look at her and Arnav looked at the girl too. The girl, self conscious at their glance, adjusted her clothes and looked at them uncomfortably.

Arnav continued, "Dikhne mein achchi bhali hai! Shakal bhi theek thaak hai! (She is healthy looking! Her face is also good looking!) Then why is she still working as waitress when she could have been snapped up as a model or receptionist or another better paying job where she isn't being pawed by rich old idiots?" Aakash shrugged while the girl looked at Arnav incredulously. Arnav replied his own question, "Kyunki jab yeh ladki mooh kholti hai apne hi pair pe khuraadi maarti hai! (Because the moment she opens her mouth, she ruins everything!)" Aakash blinked at Arnav's words while the girl looked at Arnav with indignation.

Arnav was on roll now, "Champagne ko shumpaayin bolti hai! Gaali aise deti hai jaise bazaar mein free chocolate baant rahi ho! Aur iski English itni khatarnaak ... (She calls champagne, shumpaayin! She lets out expletives as if they are free chocolates! And her English is so horrible...)" he turned to the girl exasperated, "I mean I will maar him and peet him', what kind of atrocity was that? Oh right! You don't even know what atrocity means!", he turned back to Aakash while the girl's jaw dropped open and her eyes got wide.

Aakash chuckled and Arnav continued, "And lets just not talk about her Lucknowi accent!"

It seemed the girl had enough of his lecture as she poked him in his arm with her finger, "Suniye Mister. Aap humaare baare mein yeh sab kya bol...! (Listen Mister. What are you saying about me...)"

Arnav cringed as he whirled around to look at her and cut her off, "And God! That awful loud voice of yours! Tum baaki ladkiyon ki tarah low volume mein baat nahi kar sakti! Ladki ho ya loudspeaker? (Can't you speak in low volume like other girls? Are you a girl or a loudspeaker?)" The girl looked at him in horror while Arnav turned around towards an amused Aakash, "Now I can change this girl easily into a socialite or a model on AR's ramp or a sophisticated secretary to top CEO. Hell! I can even change her to such an extent that these socialites will believe me blindly when I say she is a princess of some made up Rajasthani city!"

"Sachchi? (Really?)", the girl interrupted and Arnav turned to look at her, "Oh shut up! Tumhaara kaam hogaya! Ab tum jaao yahaan se! (Your work is done! Now get lost!)" He whirled back to a chuckling Aakash while the girl stood there in stupor, "All she needs is a bit of accent training, English coaching and some eating manners and instructions on how to behave in such parties! That's all! She can have any job she wants!"

"Koi bhi job? (Any job?)", the girl asked incredulously and Arnav looked at her with annoyance, "You are still standing here? Don't you have any shumpaayins' to serve?". Arnav whirled back to Aakash while the girl pouted at his words and made a face as she stood there with tray filled with glasses of champagne in her hand.

Aakash was laughing at the madness happening in front of him but sobered up as Arnav's turned around, "Come on bhai! You have proved your point. Now lets go home! We have a meeting early morning!"

Arnav hummed his agreement, downed the last glass of scotch, hopped of the stool and walked off with his brother. As he walked by the girl, he heard her muttering, "Hey Devi Maiyya! Kya aisa bhi ho sakta hai? Kya sahi training se humein bhi apne sapno ki naukri mil sakti hai? (Hey Devi Maiyya! Can this happen? Can I get the job of my dreams with right training?)" Arnav stood still at her words and turned around to look at the girl and was amused to see her looking at the ceiling. He chuckled and shook his head as he turned and walked away. Weird girl! What is that word Naani would use for such girls? Ah yes! Paglaitth! This girl is a paglaitth! Ek dum paglaitth! Arnav had a smile on his face as he walked off to bid the hosts good bye and go home.

PRECAP: Arnav and Khushi formally meet!

Did anyone guess who the waitress was? Wink wink!

Thanks, take care and have fun,

Kalpana

How rude was aru to khushi

Okay I know you didn't mention her but who else will it be right

Had khushi wanted she would have given you her choice of swesr word but she didn't

Makes her better than you

Raizada brothers sure do have high opinion of themselves

Arrogant much

But what is to be expected of them

Chaar din ki chandani raat huh arnav being married to someone like khushi is it

Let's see mate if you don't change your mind

Well if it will help khushi with such third rate peeps ogling at her like that then he has to help

Anything for khushi

Even if it means not swearing at aru curses

Waise zoo ke janwar toh yeh hai bhai

No really they are

Wow didn't know they were this popular man

Well I can see the differences between two version but gonna put in one sorry

Aru it seems doesn't care for fashionable girls

But khushi didn't appeal to him either

Nani aint that desperate to get you guys married is she

Well who will marry these arrogant jerks

Oh wait loads of women but not some right

Waah kya khayalat hai aru aap ke

Abbey raizada hot oh kya hua

Hamari khushi bhi kuch kam nahin

True she is bit loud but still better than the gold diggers

Hum jaise elite ya phir khaddoos more like it mate

Aww she is shy aint she

But that can be cured mate

Paglaith ka toh pata nhain aru babu but you yourself will help her

Well I enjoyed the two versions

Will put it in one and deviance in another is that okay

Waise aru aap ke jo itne ache khayalat hai naa khushi ke liye dude you will change them soon

Well duh after all he is gonna change her into one of them naa

That's a horrible thought though

Shiver me timbers for sure

Originally posted by: bhaktiii

Really liked it! Plz pm me when u update