Koffee with YHM - in conversation with Maxu & Paru - Page 2

Originally posted by: paru_rox

Boy, you guys in for a treat today, something better than Kos-pints this is !!!

Presenting the original Queen of Kostins -- Max, the girl who can make you laugh anytime, anywhere with her awesomeness ... a very close friend of mine and one of the smartest person I know 🤗

Yup ... this is what it our skype IM chat looks like when MARU discuss YHM. So without further ado ... Maxu & Paru ... MARU productions present:

Max: LOL 😆

Paru: Yaar waise wait ...didnt Pervy think Puttar's brahmacharya has broken when biwi pulls him in for the open ZIP?

Max: Nahi nahi...he's planning for the future. Mundan se baal aur ghane bathe hain. By the time he's ready to sleep with his wife, it will grow back.

CON PHU SION hai .. kaun se baal .. kahan ka mundan ??? vistaar mein batao MAX MAIYYA

Max: Ok, dickoding: Ishita pulling Raman in means she's ready to take the next step. Raman pulling his zip up means he is not 😛

🥳THANK u THANK u .. ab samjha SHIM BALL JISM ..

Max: Raman and Ishita are like the 7 dwarves rolled into one- Grumpy, Happy, Doc, Sneezy, Bashful, Sleepy and Dopey

🤣 Ishita ka toh samjha ... R U Saying Raman is a dwarf ... wonder what ISHITA saw behind "pyjama ke peeche kya hai"

Max: Pediatric dentist ke pati ka Pediatric pyaar 😆

🤣

Paru: Pediatric pati pe phir phata adult wala vul-cano ... Nerdy Raman learned a lot from all the women in his life and saxxy Raman made a beeline for the door.

Paru: BTW ... just watching K3G on mute ... Hritik Roshan was a girly in the movie yaar. He cries with an aarti ka thaal in his hands ... OMG soapy bahu dj vu.

Max: ROFL. Keh do na, keh do na...you are my Sonia. I finally understood who was singing to whom in that song 😆

🤣🤣

Here is the final 5 minutes of Friday- the most hilarious part of the episode in which we watsapp'ed each other in between watching & laughing like hyenas.

Dumb, Dumber or Dumbest

Ishita - I present your sister.

Mihir - I have no sister.

Ishita - Oh but you do. Here she is.

Mihir - I have no relationship with this girl.

Ishita - She is your sister. Just accept it dude.

Paru: Can you please just say you don't know this damn woman.

Max: But that would mean clarifying the situation. Clarity is to YHM what mud is to water.

Mihir - I hate my sister.

Ishita - It's my husband who is to blame here for the affair.

Raman - What??? Don't pull me in. You guys are doing good on your own.

Maxu & Paru: 🤣

Mihir - I don't know who she is.

Ishita - Look this girl has a SOB story like yours and no brother. So just take her.

Max: Yes, please. Just take her and end this now. Or accept Pammi aunty as your sister. Even Subbu's mom. Anyone. Please. Coz Ishita ain't giving up till you have a been.

VOTE FOR SUBBU'S MOM .. VOTE FOR SUBBU"S MOM

Max: Just one kostin though - Shagun called herself a sautan. Does she think it's a compliment?

Paru: errr.

Maxu on the Precap: Purnimaji joins the party. Poor Mihir. He didn't want a sister. Ab toh Maa bhi tapak gayi 😆

Paru: While Raman bechara wonders which one of the three women would he find in his bedroom tonight - crazy ex, crazy wife or the woman he does not remember.

If he has any sense he bunks with MUTHU tonite ... they can both get PISS ED DRUNK

Mihir - I hate my sister.

Ishita - It's my husband who is to blame here for the affair.

Raman - What??? Don't pull me in. You guys are doing good on your own.

Dumb, Dumber or Dumbest

Ishita - I present your sister.

Mihir - I have no sister.

Ishita - Oh but you do. Here she is.

Mihir - I have no relationship with this girl.

Ishita - She is your sister. Just accept it dude.

Paru: Can you please just say you don't know this damn woman.

Max: But that would mean clarifying the situation. Clarity is to YHM what mud is to water.

Mihir - I hate my sister.

Ishita - It's my husband who is to blame here for the affair.

Raman - What??? Don't pull me in. You guys are doing good on your own.

Maxu & Paru: 🤣

Mihir - I don't know who she is.

Ishita - Look this girl has a SOB story like yours and no brother. So just take her.

Max: Yes, please. Just take her and end this now. Or accept Pammi aunty as your sister. Even Subbu's mom. Anyone. Please. Coz Ishita ain't giving up till you have a behen.

Paru: For the love of God Mihir, since you refuse to spell it out. Just say yes and accept thisbehen not that she is an improvement on the earlier one.

Max: Raman gives up. Kone mein jaake baith gaya bechaara.

Paru: While Ishita fights tooth & nail to bring Sanjana as her new saut coz just having Shagun is such a bore.

Shagun: I am your saut. I am so smart. You are so good samaj sevak stupid dentist woman.

Ishita: Feeling stupid.

Raman: Still sulking in kona.

Max: Errr ... just one kostin though - Shagun called herself a sautan. Does she think it's a compliment?

Maxu on the Precap: Purnimaji joins the party. Poor Mihir. He didn't want a sister. Ab toh Maa bhi tapak gayi 😆

Paru: While Raman bechara wonders which one of the three women would he find in his bedroom tonight - crazy ex, crazy wife or the woman he does not remember.

Originally posted by: redwine1

that's extra topping on the sundae for me...double scoop of double entendre 🤣