Common traits of all Goenkas

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Posted: 11 years ago
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All good or bad Goenkas share some common traits:
- Some obsession

Be it a friend, BF/GF, money, power or sex or religion and rituals or family happiness ans reputation. Each Goenka has a certain typical obsession.

- Family name pride

Either in conceit or concern each has fetish over Goenka surname.

- Madness over friends

Shaurya does anything under influence of friends. Dev bonded more with friends than family. Sakshi shared more with bestie Raima than anyone. All are willing to let friends interfere or define their lives even if it causes disturbance in family.

- Some affair that is obvious but not acknowledged

Shaurya had many. Dev was with Nitya. Rajnath with Raima. Kangana with Karan.
Suchitra and Sakshi are the only ones whose affairs are either not there at all or are unknown.

- Belief in impossible

Dev believes dead Nitya is alive. Suchitra believes pujas and dhaagas can do anything. Shaurya believes he can recover, anything can be done at his will even bringing hospital or airport to home. Sakshi and Rajnath have impossible faith they can do anything and won't even give options to God. Kangana believes everything is fine or will be fine.

- Sleeping

Please note sleeping has various connotations.

Rajnath, Shaurya and Kangana sleep with others. Suchitra sleepwalks through life. Dev is also partly asleep and was sleeping for years earlier in his own dreamworld.

Sakshi does not sleep physically but is asleep in stupor of power.

- Lack of cooperation

They are family only in name. No team spirit or cooperation here. Be it Shaurya, Rajnath or Sakshi or Kangana, Suchitra or Dev - no one cooperates with other on anything. Each wants to do his or her own thing.

- Botched up plans

All get discovered by one or other in some plan. No one is a perfect plotter and planner or conspirator here.

- No work

Yes! No one goes to work. No one does any work at home either. Rajnath is at AMIAR industries always on pretext of work. There is an empire but no one knows how it runs.

- Acting

All keep pretending and acting in attempt to hide something.

- Giving preference to outsider over family

Sakshi and Rajnath with Raima. Shaurya with friends. Kangana with Karan. Dev with Nitya. Suchitra between everyone - caught and hence runs away.

- Miffed with God

Every Goenka has dictated to God or bashed Him for not rewarding penance or questioned how could He do this to them.

- Making extreme claims

Whether they live upto those or not they all make tall claims. In extreme language. I will never do this. I will never let this happen. I will always be there. Nothing less than never or always for them.

- Tamasha in public places

Hospital, mandir, hotel, road - you name it! Each Goenka has done tamasha with emotional outbursts everywhere.

- All are irritating and problematic

For ua viewers also. And in the show also. Be it friends or employees or citizens, nobody knows why they tolerate Goenkas and put up with them.

- Obsessed with Durga

Some hate her. Some eulogise her. They keep visiting her.

This is my list. If you find more common chatacteristic then list out!

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Posted: 11 years ago
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The Goenka empire runs on CEO-cum-detective-cum-problem solver, Akash, who is never there either!
It really is a dilemma. Who runs the empire?? 🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: larimel22

The Goenka empire runs on CEO-cum-detective-cum-problem solver, Akash, who is never there either!

It really is a dilemma. Who runs the empire?? 🤣

The empire is empire on wheels which runs on its own
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Awesome.. agree with all the points...loved the last point every one is obsessed with Durga
there's another thing.. that is no office work 😆 they are supposed to work in a cancer research project right?
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: Abray

Awesome.. agree with all the points...loved the last point every one is obsessed with Durga

there's another thing.. that is no office work 😆 they are supposed to work in a cancer research project right?


I wrote the point on no work. 😆

Empire is amazing! Akash is also busy spying or being at Thakur or Goenka mansion. Who runs the empire then?😲

Cancer research project is a joke.😛 No one talks about it, or goes to office. Deal makers, chief architect etc., all are at home or on road.😃
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Nice post!

All the Goenkas are in love with the word "WHY"

Dev : Why is Durga not telling me the truth? (because you aren't capable of handling it. DHA deficiency)

Sakshi : Why is Durga doing all this? ( because god wants u back on street again, u are born to wander there. Sadakchap aurat kahi ki)

Rajnath : Why can't Sakshi just let go of her instincts at times? (yes so that u can keep romancing aunties right! Gadha kahi ka! If ur brain doesn't work then let her handle it. God knows how u built an empire. Chor kahi ka)

Kangana : Why doesn't mom like Bhaiya's friends? ( Why do u like them so much? In whole city, u found karan only to romance? Pagal ma-baap ki pagal aulad)

Suchitra : Why is God giving so much trouble to my family?(because ur family has asked for it mataji..jaago Suchitra jaago..jaake Taaza Tea Piyo)

Shaurya : Why is Mom coming in between my bet and bed? Why can't she just let me be with Durga? (well, because she HAS GOT A BRAIN boy! Don't think eveyone like yourself 'anari')
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Posted: 11 years ago
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The Goenka's are Aliens that were created as " Useless But Powerful Humans" with
a Fake Empire to torture us unsuspecting Normal Humans with their Disregard for our Earthly Rules and work Ethics.

And this is Why they do Nothing but Bully ... Manipulate...Threaten... Fake Pooja's...
and come into our lives to disrupt our otherwise sane existence.😆


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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: larimel22

The Goenka empire runs on CEO-cum-detective-cum-problem solver, Akash, who is never there either!

It really is a dilemma. Who runs the empire?? 🤣


The empire is run by Sakshi's bun-dog-buddy from street days 😆😆
I remember in 'what if' board, someone suggested "what if Sakshi's dog-buddy comes back and demand compensation for the bread she stole from it?" May be he did, and as compensation Sakshi made it the CEO of Goyenka groups 🤣

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