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Swimming
No need to spend money on swimming classes nd take ur childen to pool daily...who says practice mks perfect ? Bkwaas...jst push ur children into a river they will learn to swim nd become nt only swimming championships but strong humans also by themselves after few minutes of fighting wid water nd moving their legs nd hand in fright.
Opening a restaurant
U need an innovative idea only , like ask few kaam wali bais 2 bring the dish dey cook dat people just rave about...place few chairs nd tbles outside ur house nd ...u will be an enterpreneur
( plz make sure ur daughter has a bf or husband like rghv singhania who cn bring his foreign clients to ur restaurant)
( Bolo mata kmla ki...jai )😃
Marriage
Indian marriages are long affairs...so many rituals
Wo ghodi pr baithkar ghade ka aana 
(arrival of groom on the day of his wedding at the wedding venue)
(arrival of groom on the day of his wedding at the wedding venue)Wo uske aas pass logo ka nachna ,where u can see many dffrnt dance styles ( kathak ,bhangda ,bharatnatyam ,hip hop ,disco,locking popping nd marriage special baraati dance usually performd by uncles )
Bride's journey to stage where she covers a distance of 1 minute in 1 hour...😲 wats wrong in...ummm...Oh where m i 😕 this pst is nt abt indian marriages nd i luv my country nd our traditions 😛
But now no need to sit like a deaf nd watch everyone enjyng tasty delectable food nd euphoric atmosphere excpt u in your own marriage ...😲
Go hand in hnd wid ur partner to ema the special court where u cn easily get married in a day..👍🏼
What..dnt want to get married at d courthouse ..okay , no problem
Go to a temple wid a girl nd throw a handful of sindoor at her face..tadaaa😃 nxt moment wen she will open her eyes after removing particles of sindoor frm her eys she will hve become ur wife wid d blessing of god
(Bolo raghv baba ki...jai )😕
Fun post no offence intended
