Morality wale Kos-pints

Originally posted by: paru_rox

As usual kostins were invented by a dear friend. Present them with a lot of other points ... err pints:

Teen ka Tadka:
One villain is kinda plain, two are so boring, add another one and we might be done. Hell ... when this show gives, it really gives doesn't it?

It's a Quartet now, isn't it? 6 feet 2 inch, Sunny, Pervy and Blondie. Which 3 were you meaning?


Idiot's guide book to ...well more idiotism:

Idiot No 1: I cornered the lion, I did
Idiot No 2: Don't look so excited bro. He is the one who wears better clothes.
Idiot No 1: Oh please ...upholstery-wear is so in. You're just J.

🤣 You started the whole curtain/upholstery school of thought for Ass- hook. Just brilliant. I can't look at him now without seeing curtains

Idiot No 2: Whatever!!! BTW Haldi ka dabba just made an entrance.
Idiot No 1: Awesome. Think I will gloat some more now.
Idiot No 2: Get a grip bro ... she looks mean.
Hero No 1: F**k ... you don't know half of it.
Idiot No 1: You know the one that I stole from you ain't that great either.
Hero No 1: I hear ya my friend. But I now implore you to hear out wifey.

Several hours & a long morality gyaan later:
Idiot No 1: Pal ... you can so keep this one. Am glad I got the one who loves diamonds worth 13 lakhs than lectures worth 13 pages.

I agree, the whole lecture thing got out of hand this epi. I kind of zoned out and just ogled the angry young puttar instead. Hai, he is so hawt when he is angry

I Smug, You smug:

S is for the Smug look on Che Foot do Inch's face ... for all of 3 seconds.
M is for the morality upgrade app that was installed in my brain today.

Please please please don't let this app get in the way of your epic gutterpunti- special request from the IT AT squad. Hum toh lut jayenge warna 😭

U is for the uber cutenes that was Papa & Beti. Bas.🤗

G is for Girl Power all the way.I agree ... Men are stupid. Look at Ashok & Pervy.

Don't kill me for this, but Pervy's enthusiasm for Ass-hook getting the contract was kinda cute. Pervy has so much faith in 6 feet, more so than Sunny and Blondie who both know that Ass isn't quite the brightest bulb. Sunny was way smarter than Asso today, which isn't saying much I know, but still...

N is for the newspaper gossip that is discussed in important official meetings. Coz business is slow you see.

So, please tell me, I know. I have asked this kostin before, what do Raman and Asso do? Are they in Marketing? Is PSR a marketing/ Ad agency?

E is for the Epic shit that Adi spews every time he meets his little sister.
S is for the shrink that Adi needs to get over his sociopathic traits.

S is also for the SP saas syndrome that MCP K/K exhibits every time he opens his mouth.

I think Sunny escaped from the halwai show. He would fit right into that one 😆

Boy ...when Biwi lectures, she really puts her heart & soul into it, doesn't she? No wonder Puttar runs scared half the time.

All my sympathies are with puttar now. Just shut her up Puttar, you know how 😉

Irony of the Day: Look who wants to campaign for the Girl Child. Our very own resident MCP ji who hates women. Errr MCP Kumar ... girls do grow up and become women. Just saying.

Lol, epic observation that. Ironic how no women are involved in the campaign for the girl child. Men doing the bidding and men engaging contractors. No wonder the girl child is at risk. Just sayin ... ( and I obviously don't count Shagun as having had any input into the thing except for traumatising her own girl child!!!!)

Kostin of the Day: Have all the SPA's in Delhi closed down that Shagun's now attending business presentations. Our advice dear, enjoy the SPA's while you can coz Sunny ji ain't getting impressed if you have no balls *literally*.

🤣 Sunny ji fits right into the mutual love show that is going on between the men in this serial.

Kostin of the Month: Pervy's excitement for Ashok was so cute. Has anyone seen him this excited even when he was hitting on Ishita. What is it with the Aadmi hun, Aadmin se pyaar concept in this show?