You must have heard of ABCD = American Born Confused Desi
But how about an ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ?
American Born Confused Desi Emigrated From Gujarat, Housed In Jersey, Keeping Lots of Motels, Named Omkarnath Patel, Quickly Reached Success Through Underhanded Vicious Ways, Xenophobic Yet Zestful......