11 Signs You Love Your Bed A Little Too Much
By Ankush Bahuguna,Friday, 18 Jul 2014
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If you love your bed more than anything else in the world, you're at the right place. Here are 11 feelings you will instantly relate to if you believe you're in a relationship with your bed.
1. People spend their whole lives hoping they'd go to heaven after they die. For you, your bed is your heaven.
2. The only time you get up from your bed is when you've to pee. From reading to studying to watching your favourite TV series on your laptop, you do practically everything on your bed.
3. You wake up every morning thanking your luck for having the most awesome bed in the world.
4. You avoid staying over at your friend's place solely because his bed isn't as comfortable as yours.
5. You're very particular about people climbing up on it. No matter how much dirt there already is on it, you cannot have other people on your bed without washing their feet.
6. Once you're in it, you just don't feel like getting out of it.
7. Whether you're upset about something or ecstatic, your bed is your confidante. It knows everything about you.
Damn, you talk to it too!
8. You get transported to fantasy land the moment you get on your bed.
9. Even when you're at work, you cannot stop dreaming about your bed.
10. You make sure you're using every inch of it. You sleep on one end, and wake up on the other! Sometimes, on the floor too, but that's another story.
11. You cannot sleep anywhere else in the world. It has to be your bed. You hate it when you've to give it up when relatives come over.
When you finally get to see your bed again, the scene is nothing short of childhood lovers reuniting after a decade.
And then, commitments are made.
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