Ek Suspence Kahani and some jokes of Kunjan...😆
Hello friends here are some jokes on Kunjan and a thriller story...with hilarious climax....read it..😆
1)When the Chandni's father PS came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future.
Chandni's father started searching for
the two lovers but could not find them. At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home thru a local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly."
So in this way, their love won and they returned home. The couple next day went to town to shop
for the wedding dress. Nahar was dressed in a white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife Chandni, a car came and hit him and he died on the spot.
Chandni was devastated and lost her senses. It was only after sometime that she recovered from her shock. The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he had died horribly.
Two nights later, Chandni's mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her
mother ignored the dream.
The next night her father PS had the same dream, he also ignored it. Then the Chandni had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes with the blood stains immediately. She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had the same dream. She again washed the stains but some still remained. But again the next night she had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something terrible would happen.
This time Chandni tried her best to wash the stains, and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained. She was very tired. In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone knocked on the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted.
The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue object, which shocked Chandni. She asked "What is this...?" The old lady replied...
"This is Nirma Washing Powder"
"Washing powder nirma,Washing powder
nirma
Doodh si safedi nirma se aaye, 😆
Rangeen kapde bhi khil khil jaye, 😆
sabki pasand nirma 😆
Washing powder nirma,Washing powder
nirma.Nirma"
10rupaiye ka 1, do pe ek free..😆😆😆
(Arre mamoo apun sab ka waat lagaa diya, itna suspence create kiya aur end mein....hilaa ke rakh diya...jhakaas..)
2) Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Kunjan: 16 (he attended a catholic wedding of his friend)
Friend: Why?
Kunjan: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse...😆(sahi jaa raha hai mamoo tu)
3) Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Kunjan: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Kunjan: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Kunjan: Because that proves that I have a brain!😆 (yeh langoor ko abhi pata chala..)
4) Kunjan standing below a tube light with a open mouth.........WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".....😆(mast dieting kar rahela baap)
5) Kunjan was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife Shubra asked: what you are doing? He said: i'm seeing how i look while sleeping.....😆(tu toh paagal hai, tu nikamma hai..boley toh fultoo paagal)
Thanks and waiting for you comments and views..
God Bless You All..
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