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Santa and Suicide?

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Santa is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks -kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?- Santa replies -Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun-

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