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One night Saloni and Nahar decided to go watch Tara Rum Pum, but the late night show. After the show as they were leaving the cinema hall...
In the Road-
Saloni: tum hi tum ho jo raaho mein
tum hi tum ho nigaaho mein
kis din toh mere dil ko khona hi tha
tumhe dekha, tumhe chaaha, tumhe dhunda, tumhe paaya
tumhe paake huwa hai jo woh hona hi tha
chalo abb jo bhi ho, tum haa yaa naa kaho
mere dil mein tum hi tum ho
abb toh forever
bring it on....!!! Come on Nahar, sing with me!!!
tum hi tum ho nigaaho mein
kis din toh mere dil ko khona hi tha
tumhe dekha, tumhe chaaha, tumhe dhunda, tumhe paaya
tumhe paake huwa hai jo woh hona hi tha
chalo abb jo bhi ho, tum haa yaa naa kaho
mere dil mein tum hi tum ho
abb toh forever
bring it on....!!! Come on Nahar, sing with me!!!
Nahar: Saloni! Stop dancing, ppl are staring at us!
Saloni: So what? Maybe they like the song too!
Just then a group of men come stop them, and attack the two...
Saloni: Hey, what are you doing to me?? You don't like my singing?
Kidnapper: No no, we are here to take you to... umm... a theme park! Yeah, just come with us...
Nahar (who is being held back by one of the kidnappers): Saloni, don't go with them!
Saloni: Why not? I love theme parks... do they have cotton candy there?
Kidnapper: Ya, sure they do..!
Saloni: Oh, can I drive?
Kidnapper: No!
Saloni: Why not??
Kidnapper: Because, you... don't know the way!
Saloni: Oh... that makes sense! Ok, I'll come with you. Can you drop Nahar home though? He's not that fond of roller coasters, you should have seen what happened last time...
Kidnapper: Ok ok, just get in the car!
Saloni: I hope the seats are clean...
The kidnappers tie Nahar up and drop him off in the middle of nowhere, and they drive off with Saloni. They reach an old warehouse...
Saloni: Ewww... this place stinks, and it doesn't look anything like a theme park.
Kidnapper: Don't worry, the theme park is inside!
Saloni is taken inside but to her surprise they tie her up to a chair...
Saloni: Heyyy... what is this all about??
Kidnapper: You fool... we were kidnapping you all along, and you didn't even notice, Mwahaha! Now, if you want to live, call up your family and tell them to bring 1 crore to this warehouse.
Saloni: Ugh... ur breath stinks!
Kidnapper: That doesn't matter, just do what I said!!!!
Saloni: Only one crore? My family has crores and crores with them just in their pockets, one crore is nothing for them!
Kidnapper: Ok then, ask them for 3 crores!
Saloni: 3 crores?? Pssh... that's nothing! We donate that kind of money to beggars on the street!
Kidnapper: Oh just stop stalling and ask for my money!
Saloni: Your money?? Oh, you sure are greedy aren't you?!
Kidnapper: Ugh... I've had enough of you!
The kidnapper leaves in a huff. A few hours later...
Saloni: Hello!!! Anyone here?? I'm thirsty!! Heeellllooooo???
After a while the kidnapper returns with a glass of water in his hand...
Kidnapper: Here take this, now will you just shut up??
Saloni: Is this bottled water? Because you know, the only water I drink is bottled water. I hope this is bottled water. Because if its not then I won't drink it... so it better be bottled water.
Kidnapper: Yes, whatever... its bottled water, now will you just drink it???
Saloni (taking a sip): Blehhh! This water tastes horrible, nothing at all like bottled water, I want bottled water!! Ok, forget the water... do you atleast have chips? Hope you won't mess that up as well...
Kidnapper: You know what, we don't want your money, we just want to get rid of you!
Saloni: Why? What do you have against bottled water?? Something wrong with it??
Kidnapper: Whats your phone number, I'll just call ur family and get them to take you home.
Saloni: Why should I tell you?? Maybe you have some other plans...
Kidnapper: Do you ever stop talking?? I feel sorry for your husband...
Saloni: What's wrong with talking?? And what's wrong with my husband and me?? Oh, I see... you have something against ppl who like bottled water. I understand everything now...
Just then Nahar barges in...
Nahar: What have you been doing to Saloni??
Kidnapper: You should be asking what she did to us.
Saloni: Nahar! Thank god you are here... let's leave! This man has something against bottled water.. hmmph!
And both of them leave the kidnappers sighing in relief. And after they leave, the kidnappers realize that this proffession is not as pleasant as they thought, so they decide to change their proffession.
The End
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