Originally posted by: *dels*
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Well, sunlight increases the melanin in our skin which makes our skin darker. However, our hair isn't alive - just the roots from where it grows, so it's like bleaching out a material.
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
a)When have you known a woman to do anything with her mouth closed.
b) For the same reason men can't shave without their tongues in their cheeks.
Why do we never see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Because so-called psychics cannot see the future. News flash, right?! Surely these would be simple acts if they had any powers of predicting the future.
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
its not THAT long.....infact...my real name (just the first) is longer...
Why doctors call what they do "practice"?
The word "practice" is both a noun and a verb. In the context that you are referring to, it is a noun, and still has several different meanings. If you check the link I have provided for the website for Merriam Webster's Dictionary and then select the "noun" form of the word, you will see that the third definition is:
"the continuous exercise of a profession "
Still.......makes one kind of nervous thinking that a doctor is only just "practicing" his medicine.....lol
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
i dont know...never really cared.....but there's awlays option number..two...
from ur keyboard..
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
i don't know..but i hate lemons
Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
Because if you hand your money over to him and trust him to just do a good job and make some good stock picks for you, you will go broke. LOL.
Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
Actually, i've heard that cats are fond of exotic meats like wildebeest and zebra. It's just that they rarely have the opportunity to hunt them in most domestic situations.
Who would taste dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
YOU😛 jk lolz
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
He got west nile from them and was too weak to swat them.
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Simple answer to this is that plant/factory making needles pre-sterilise their products before they are packaged.
Why don't they make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?
y??..u wanta go in a plane made of cardboard??
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
how would i know....u really tihnk i was out in the rain wiv a sheep b4?..hahaha
Why do they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
technicalli you ARE still apart from ur neighbourz lol
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
FOR SURE😛
Why do they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
well thats wat they tell us.."flying is safe"..haha lmao i dont know..lolzz..
TO b honestt.....wen i was small...i use to think..i was gonna get eaten by this huge "sky monster"...whenever i went on a plane"
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