Rudra : Kood jaaoonga, phaan jaaonga, mar jaaoonga.. Hat jaaOO...
Log : Are are .. ye kya kar rahe ho?
(paro looks back)
Rudra : Wohi kar rahaa hun bhaiya jo majanoo ne lailaa ke liye kiyaa tha, raanzaa ne heer ke liye kiya tha romeo ne juliet ke liye kiya tha soosaaEt... SOOSAAET...
Ek aadmi : Arre bhai, ye soosaat kya hota hai?
Doosra aadmi: angrej log jab marate hai to use soosaat kahate hai.
Ek aadmi : lekin ye angrej lok marate kyun hai?>
Doosra Aadmi : woh.. ,(rudra se) arre bhaai , baat kyaa hai, tum soosaat kyun karanaa chaahate ho?
Rudra : Yeh mat puchho chaachaa , tumhaare aasoo nikal aayenge. Ye badi dukh bhari kahani hai. Is storee me emotion hai, drrraamaa hai trrragedy hai. Yeh Paro hai naa is se mera lagan ke baad aaj Suhaagraat honewaalaa tha chaachaa. Lekin uss Chandangarh ke mandir ke pandit ne bich me bhaanji maar di. Ab mai is dooniyaa me nahi rah sakata. Pali marwar walon tum ko mera aakhari salaaam, good bye , GOOD BYE.
Ek Aadmi : Arre bhai ye good baae kya hota hai?
Doosra Aadmi : Angrej log jab jaate hai to good baae kahate hai.
Ek Aadmi : Lekin ye angrej log jaate kaha hai?
Rudra :Pali marwar walon mai jaa raha hoon, Bhagwaan mai aa raha hoon.
Log : arre , arre ruk jaao, ruk jaao..
Rudra: ruk jaaoo? tum log... jor dete ho to .. thodi der ruk jaata hoon.
Paro: Major Saab..yeh aap kya kar rahe ho.
Rudra: Mera koi nahi is duniyaa me na yaar na dost. is liye mai jaan dekar rahoonga. lekin ek baat sun lo gaanw-waalo, jaha koi premi jaan deta hai, waha bhayankar kisam ki musibatey aati hai.
Log : Kaisi musibatey aayengi ?
Rudra: Akaaal , Is station se koi honeymoon par nahi jaayegaa..Koi simran apne babuji se nahi kahegi Babuji mujhe Jaane dijiye Raj ke paas, Koi bache nahi honge Gabbar se darne ke liye honge..
Rudra : Dekh lena Pali marwar walon , when i death BSD waale coming. bsd waale coming, tht pandit going jail. In jail ,pandit chakki pising and pising and pising and PISING
Log: Arre Baisa suhaagraat ke liye haa kar do nahi to ye jaan de dega.
Paro : arre Bhaisa kaise haa kah doo maine bholenaath ko vachan diya hai..
Rudra : Arre Pali marwar walon , is Paro se darkhwast ki koi jaroorat nahi hai. ab mai rukanewaalaa nahi hoon. mai jaan dekar rahoonga hmm. 1..2..3..4..5..6..7
Paro's inner heart : Baisa ,Haa kah do aanth saal ke break ko tod do.
Log : agar mar gaya to hamare pali marwar main koi honemoon nahi hoga
Paro : arre bhaisa honeymoon toh mera bhi nahi hua..
Log : to phir haa kah do Baisa.
Paro : (small pause) Major Saab THAHAR JAAo ,THAHAR JAAo. mai taiyaar hun.
Log : Arre Baisa ne haa kah di upar aa jaao.
Rudra :Waada Kar Paro aaj hum Family planning karke rahengee.. Woh toh upar aaonga ni ha saalo, mujhe to aanth saal ke baad wali Suhaag Raat Milegi..
Paro : Major Saab, mai aaj suhaagraat ke liye tayaar hoon, ab upar aa jaao.
Rudra: He He he he, arre Pali marwar walon sunaa aapne , paro bhi taiyaar hai main bhi taiyaar hai.is liye marna cancel. Waada Kar Paro aaj hum Family planning karke rahengee.. Mai upar aajaata hoon ..Bahut saari taiyaariyaan karni hai..
Ishaani
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