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Posted: 11 years ago

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EVERYDAY

We will post some Jokes here , at 6PM the person's Name who would get maximum likes on his Joke will be added to this Post as the winner of the day 😉

It will help us to Increase our forum rank also😃

R u ready ?

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shikha

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Posted: 11 years ago

#2

Who are lizards?

Awesome answer

by a kid...

They are

those poor crocodiles who forgot to have

Horlicks when they were young

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What is a Pizza..?

Awesome answer:

A Pizza.. is just a Paratha that went abroad

for higher education !

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What is the similarity between Media And

Wife ?

Jab tak ek hi baat 100 baar na bata de, dono ke

dil ko sukoon hi nahi milta...

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What's the best example of "once in a lifetime

opportunity?

A mosquito sitting on your wife's face.:

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Ladkiyon ki aadhi zindagi husband ki "Talash"

me.. Aur baki aadhi.. Husband ki "Talaashi"

mein guzar jati hai..

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Aaj ka SUVICHAR ...

"BADAAM khaane se utni

Akkal nahi aati" ...

"Jitni shadi ke bad

Aati hai... "

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Kashmir aur wife mein kya samanta hai-

Ans. Waise to dono h samasya hai... par padosi

nazar daale to gussa aata hai...

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shikha

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Originally posted by: grdfhgujtrj
dil ko sukoon hi nahi milta...

Matlab...?😕

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manisha sawant

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it!!!
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Open both doors after 2-3 hrs & see
Who is happy 2 see u & who bites u!!!🤣

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yurimehta11

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Posted: 11 years ago

#5

Santa's son filling application form

son - oh papaji mother tongue kya likhun

Santa - oye beta likh de very long and uncontrollable

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shikha

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Posted: 11 years ago

#6

What do you call a drink that makes a woman shout?

Nari-yell pani.

How do you ask your masi to take a dip in a river?

Diplomacy.

And what do you call a fat girl waiting at the bus stop?

Motivating.

How do you say in one word "She's calling a cab"?

Vocabulary.😆

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