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| A delegation of media and industry people approached a lot of single stars requesting that they get married. And this is what they were told… | |||
| By Deepa Gahlot, May 22, 2007 - 09:37 IST | |||
Bipasha Basu: John comes home to me every night, why do I need a wedding? Salman Khan: What's the hurry dude? Abhi to main jawaan hoon. Let Katrina get a little older. Katrina Kaif: Who's Salman Khan? Rani Mukerji: I am not allowed to talk about it. Preity Zinta: Get lost guys, get a life! Mallika Sherawat: Sure, get Brad Pitt to propose. Ah wanna go to Hollywood. Priyanka Chopra: What? Now? I have just started grabbing everybody else's roles. Let them get married, na? Kareena Kapoor: No way! People will say I am getting married because I have no work. Shahid Kapoor: Whatever she says…. Vivek Oberoi: I am looking….have to look for an imperfect woman, and in these days of plastic perfection, she's hard to find. Tusshar: Will have to ask sis Ektaa, to ask her various astrologers and tarot readers, then I'll let you guys know. Ritesh Deshmukh: I don't have a girlfriend, never have and…. well you need a girl to get married to, nahin kaa? Akshaye Khanna: With my career in this state, who'd marry me? Rakhi Sawant: All men are *** I don't even want to get married. But here take some of my latest photos- my cleavage they will make it to the front pages. (The delegation now really frantic, take some wild chances) Rekha: I am the Chosen One, I can only marry Him and I can wait till I am 80, because true love never dies…. Wait, I haven't finished my lecture on myself! Nana Patekar: Bhool gaya, am I divorced or not? Will have to check with the wife! Sanjay Dutt: But I did get married to Maanyata, or didn't I? Did I say that when I was drunk, or didn't I? Bada chemical locha hai, yaar. Ram Gopal Varma: I don't believe in marriage, but let me prepare a statement on the futility of family films and dictate it to the media. Karan Johar: But my house is full of clothes, where will I keep a wife! (The despondent delegation goes to Cannes.. hoping the red carpet will get them the much needed boost!) |
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