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Moonchiya is aghast at the utter uselessness of his right hand. For the last several weeks, it was his right hand that saved him from endless frustration of lack of special favors from Laila. Paro is of no use in that department, not yet.
So Moonchiya is determined to move his right hand and evokes huge tsunami-sized tides of Phan Pheelings and Emoshuns. Man, so much Pheels that I wanted to kiss that beautifully manicured elegant hand and feed him the apple. But Rudy boy is no loser, he manages to stuff one piece of apple into his mouth after two failed attempts. Thats HUGE symballism my friends, that after two failed consumashun attempts, interrupted only by non functioning body parts, Parud will succeed.
Once Parud do consumashuns exactly once, preferably in a straw hut with uncomfortable straw bed and torn clothes, they will get pregnant. Then they will be back in the same hospital. The art director will convert Moonchiya's BSD office room cum hospital room to a labor room. In fact the art director has already started his work by placing strategic signs about pregnancy.
One such sign announces - 1 in 4 pregnancies end in Why me? See this sign is rife with symbolism. It means that 3 in 4 pregnancies end in Why not me? It could also mean that the other 3 in 4 pregnancies end in divorce because of a philandering husband? You tell me which one makes more sense. our CVs are brilliant that way. See below
Paro is set to take revenge by feeding Moonchiya her leftovers. She helpfully reminds us all that there is a grand symbolism in that as well. I am a sucker for leftover symbolisms except when it comes to Tiramisu, in which case symbolism my foot, I don't share.
Paro is on a fact finding mission
Paro: The killer will grow two horns
KcM feels her head and is relieved to find no horns.
Paro: Aha! that was a decoy. You, KcM must eat the laddoo
Not to lose the opportunity to conk off Mohini for good, Kakusa jumps from his seat with barely contained excitement
Kakusa: Yes, Yes, Mohini. Dikha Do, eat the laddoo, I insist. *silently* Bholenath iska kaam thamaam kar de.
KcM: Ha! I will eat those darn laddoos.
She bites a huge chunk and swallows. The laddoos were delightfully delicious and she forgets about the poison and takes another huge bite. Her assorted jewelry rise in the air under the magnetic pull of iron in the laddoos. She swears to kill Jhaveri Jewelers for selling her fake iron oxide jewelry instead of silver.
KcM: See? Nothing happened to me
Kakusa looks dejected and leaves room
On Monday - KcM comes back from the hospital after detox. Unfortunately, she too has lost function of her right hand. She sits next to Moonchiya, making a gruesome twosome of Haveli residents with bad right sides. Now if only Dlisher could join the melee to complete the happy threesome
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