Hum aur tum jab mile [Invites only] - Page 24

4) 22 tak padhai, 25 pe naukri, 26 pe chokri, 30 pe bachche, 60 pe retirement ... aur phir maut ka intezaar ... dhat aaisi ghisi piti life thodi jeena chahta hoon

5) Yaadein mithai ke dibbe ki tarah hoti hai ... ek baar khula toh sirf ek tukda nahi kha paoge

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Aadmi : Bhagwan 100 saal aap ke liye kitne he?
God : 1 second
Aadmi : aur 100 crore rupayee?
God :1 sikka.
Aadmi : mujhe 1 sikka dedo.
God : 1 second Ruk...


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dont kill me aftr dis...


Girl at a stationary store.
Girl: I want a calculator.
Shopkeeper: Casio?
Girl: Main thik hu aap kaise ho??''''




Ek jungle me sab jaanwar ga rahe the, PAAN PARAAG PAAN MASALA- PAAN
PARAG!
Par Giraffe nahi ga raha tha!
KYUN?

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Kyuki,
UNCHE LOG! UNCHI PASAND
MANIKCHAND



Why don!t ppl clap in Afghanistan?

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Because there's the tali-ban!



If u touch 2014 calender u will get a Shock
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do u know y?
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Bcoz
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2014 is "CURRENT" year..



This PJ might blow ur senses away:

What do u call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day ?
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Jaswanti
(just 1 tea)...


Hum Roz Message Q Bhejte Hai?
Masti? NO

Timepass? NO

Hum Message Bhejte Hai
Taki Apki Reading Capacity Strong Ho.
Padhega INDIA,
Tabhi To Badhega INDIA...!:'

Follow these Gyan n stay Happy. Aaj ka gyan no 1:

Agar koi hume accha lagta hai to accha wo nahi hum hai...

Aur agar koi hume bura lagta hai to bura wahi hai Qki hum to acche hai na...

Aaj ka gyan no 2':

Zindagi se koi cheez maango to aise maango jaise tumhare baap ki thi.

Aur nahi mili to kaunsi tumhare baap ki thi.


Aaj ka gyan no 3 ':

Agar koi apko dekh kar darwaza band kar deta hai to yaad rakho...

Kundi dono taraf se hoti hai aap bhi bahar se band karke bhaag jao...
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A 16 year old boy asks his Mom: "Mom, what are you going to get me for my 18th birthday ??
The Mother replies: "Son that's still a long way"
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The boy turns 17 & one fine day he faints.

His Mom takes him to the hospital & the doctor says: "Madam your child has a bad heart".
The child on the stretcher the child asks: "Did he tell you I'm going to die?
Mom Starts crying.
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The boy finally recovers on his 18th Birthday, he comes home & on his bed was a letter - his mom had left him.
The letter said "Son if you are reading this its because everything went well. Remember the day you asked me
what was i giving you on your 18th birthday & i didn't know what to say to you??
- I gave you my heart.
Take Care of it and happy Birthday"
The mother was dead cause she had to give up her heart to her son. Nothing is bigger than MOM's Heart...
If you are touched please broadcast this.
-if you don't love your MOTHER; just ignore this but remember: God is watching!!

Ladki Wale (Ladke se):
Beta kya karte ho ?
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Ladka: Jee Administrative Department mein Hu.
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Ladki Wale (Khush Hokar): Kaun si Company mein Beta.
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Ladka: Whatsapp par 3-4 Groups ka Admin Hu.

Dedicated to All Admins
Bin Pagaar Full Adhikaar...

ek din ek ladke ka result tha.uska dost result dekhne jaa raha tha.ladke ne dost se kaha "jab tu result lekar aayega to mere sath mere papa honge isliye main jitne subject mein fail hua honga tu kahna utne logo ki taraf se hi.for example ek subject mein fail hua to ek bande ki taraf se hi." dost result lekar aaya or bola "bhai sari bandoh ki taraf se hi"lol