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Dear Makers of RR,
I am that Pumpkin you abused in today's episode. No, no, I am not talking about my size, I am talking about the genus of vegetables I belong to called Cucurbita maxima. With a name that pompous, I should be allotted higher purposes than what was shown today.
I am writing this to complain to you, please hear out my very serious grievances.
First, you had me roll on a tiled surface. I am not meant to be rolled or used as a weapon of mass destruction. I am supposed to be relished and eaten for some real nutritional benefits after my consumashuns with a hot Phulka.
Second, that camera angle was all wrong. did you see how inelegant, roly-poly and fat I looked? I was wobbly, pimply and without, *gasp* without makeup. Couldn't you use a better camera angle to flatter my body type?
Third, that irreverent hot glass of milk was a total flirt. I did not like him one bit. He was too hot to handle and he almost groped my waist when i tried to nudge past him. Where do you find such manner-less glasses of milk to act in a decent show?
Fourth, When I fell, I thought I'd fall on Paro's head and become the center of attraction. Instead that roadside romeo, that glass of milk, fell conveniently on Paro's hands. Not only that, the lech fell inside her blouse too, just to get a peek. Do you know how insulted I felt when I was supposed to be in the shot? Instead, I rolled and had to stop because that glass of milk wouldn't let me pass.
Finally, as if to add insult to injury, Mythili beendini cut me up, pureed me and used me as body scrub. Which self respecting pumpkin wants to become Mythili's body scrub and applied in places I can't speak of? My self respect would have been salvaged if I were turned into a delectable curry and had passed those sexy lips of Moonchiya.
Instead, here I lay as a tiny speck of waste inside Mythilis bathroom, forever flushed down the drain. You must do justice by me. The only way justice can be served is if I am allowed to sleep between Paro and Rudra in their bed, every night. I am hoping the makers will see to it.
A disgruntled pumpkin
Curcubita Maxima
Seher Hone Ko Hai
Health and Fitness
