Dialogues ki Raas Leela Awards

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Meherbaan, Kadardaan, presenting to you, the Dialogues of the Day:

Rank 3:
"Kaante murjhate nahi".
Oho! The romantic cotton candy in me melted to a mush. Our Rudra Kaanta will forever protect his Gulaabi Paro- who's currently on a "Gaal Laal" syndrome after the erstwhile "Naak Laal" disorder.

Rank 2:
"Jab din aur raat ke Mausam mein, raat aur din ka farq ho, toh bechaini ki vajah se neend nahi aati". *Applause* Waah waah! Mausam Kaki ki to "baat hi niraali".

Rank 1:
"Teeno chamgadad (bats) phir se aa gayi toh?" 😆

Special Mentions: "Dimaag ke ghode ko sulaane waley Pills". What a take on the "ghode bech ke so jaao". (Hindi idiom: sell your horses and sleep, befikr.) Very nice.

Mr Raghuveer Shekhawat: here's a Tequila shot toast to you.👏

And, Major Rudra Pratap Ranawat's rendition of "Kuch Kuch Hota Hai" a la Rajasthani style. Not only Paro, it had me covering my face at first, then I peeked through my fingers. You were sitting on those steps. Your eyes kept my fingers from inching towards the mute button. Sorry buddy, stick to missions, singing ain't your thing. 🤪

I shall not comment on the Super Duper Pervy Mahila Commission. I know you're helping with consummashuns, but must you invite all of Birpur and Chandangardh to watch the "hanson ka joda"?
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Posted: 11 years ago
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I love ur post 😆

Such hilarious dialogues seriously! The three bats one has me in stitches ! 🤣
Edited by Jaz1990 - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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RR CVs get one loud puchak wala kissie wissie from me for ditching the angst, kitchen politics, rona dhona, ganga jamuna, and delving head on into pure unadulterated comedy. Be it intentional or unintentional, but comedy it is, and boy do I laugh my head off or what.

Can we just talk about how perverted the consummashun brigade are? They are giving me inferiotiy complex considering their enthusiasm for PaRud's consummashun far exceeds mine.

LoveSickFool: Let's go damyanti jee and stalk the couple some more! They were only cuddling when I was playing peeping Tom, maybe now they have gotten into more action.

Damyanti: Go and watch what you moron? See how poor Parvati has been forcefully tied down to a man who is all wham bam thank you ma'am?

LoveSickFool: What you say yaara? I am sure Major saab dishes out some palank tod action and keeps Parvati very happy. Let us go and check na!

Masala Aunty: 12 months for a mini dhooan kumari/mini angar kumar was a bit too far fetched. I give it 9 months plus/minus 10 days.

Coming to Major saab, he looked very edible in that black kurta. I approve. Poor thing is so cute when he tries to save his izzat from Paro:

Rudra:
What are you doing? Are you trying to entice me with your perfect kamariya and flawless back? You besharam ladki!
Paro: And the kettle calls the pot black. I felt junior major saab. No need to deny anything. Good to know you don't have any technqui kharabiya in that department.
Rudra: Why thank you. You can contact Laila for a detailed customer review as well.

The singing was adorable though! Horrid, but adorable. So was Paro teasing him. Even she knows the big bad wolf is a freaking soft pillsbury dough boy inside, sheesh Rudra, you are a disgrace to all the angry young men on TV. 😆

Last but not the least, I MISS AMAN. BRING HIM BACK. I WILL WRITE A PETITION IF HE IS NOT THERE BY THE END OF THIS WEEK.

Edited by laddoo598 - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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I can't actually breathe.




I'm sorry when did rang rasiya become an x-rated film 🤣 Challo challo sab dekhte hain. GO SEE WHAT? Kya prem hai? KYA PREM HAI?

🤣

Lets all go check out what happens in a married couples bedroom shall we? God knows how they so it, especially with rudra-bana taking up all the space god knows how Parvati-bhaisa managed to sleep. Or if she does at all. Don't look at me like that you lot, mera matlab hai see always moving him off of her. 😆 that wasn't well put either. Oh god.
Edited by curledup - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Jyaada udd mat... aur gaal laal mat kar !!!

Dimaag ke ghode sulane ke liye goliyaan...

Teeno chamkadarh phir se aa gayi toh... (good excuse for making her sleep next to you, banna)

Rudra Banna was at his peak today !

And ohh... Kuchh Kuchh Hota Hai... Kishore Kumar and Mohd Rafi must be rolling in their graves today !




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Posted: 11 years ago
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Main toh kehti hoon, instead of handholding lessons, give the boy singing lessons. It will come in handy someday, Rudra Banna.

I actually thoroughly enjoyed this episode- it was hilarious. And they have great chemistry.

Shipper SW seems to be running along the track of the rest of this forum- Please, please mujhe consumashun de do! Please! Main kuch bhi karoongi, bas consumashun karna! Is it a thinly veiled statement at our desperation? 😆

I think out of all of us though, chuha baisa is the biggest shipper of them all. She conveniently shows up to aid consumashun- she should replace MM as the sexperts. I mean, come on, she's doing more to further their relationship than twiddledee and twiddledum. She sends Paro flying into his arms- izzat be damned. 😆

If Rudra sings every time he says something hurtful to cover his tracks, he's going to be singing forever. And I'm not sure I'm down with that- I like my ears the way they are, thank you very much.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: chotidesi

Main toh kehti hoon, instead of handholding lessons, give the boy singing lessons. It will come in handy someday, Rudra Banna.

I actually thoroughly enjoyed this episode- it was hilarious. And they have great chemistry.

Shipper SW seems to be running along the track of the rest of this forum- Please, please mujhe consumashun de do! Please! Main kuch bhi karoongi, bas consumashun karna! Is it a thinly veiled statement at our desperation? 😆

I think out of all of us though, chuha baisa is the biggest shipper of them all. She conveniently shows up to aid consumashun- she should replace MM as the sexperts. I mean, come on, she's doing more to further their relationship than twiddledee and twiddledum. She sends Paro flying into his arms- izzat be damned. 😆

If Rudra sings every time he says something hurtful to cover his tracks, he's going to be singing forever. And I'm not sure I'm down with that- I like my ears the way they are, thank you very much.


Hand holding toh kal he seekh gaya. Now bed sharing lessons must start.

Those SWs and Kaki sa, are the teen deviyan of IF.

The chooha who never appears. It is the Leader of the Consummashun Ghost Rats.

At distress times when Rudra sings, focus on his eyes. Think of grumpy Kipper. That should make everything better.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: Exprimere


Hand holding toh kal he seekh gaya. Now bed sharing lessons must start.

Those SWs and Kaki sa, are the teen deviyan of IF.

The chooha who never appears. It is the Leader of the Consummashun Ghost Rats.

At distress times when Rudra sings, focus on his eyes. Think of grumpy Kipper. That should make everything better.


I think KcM is competing with Ghost Chuha Baisa for biggest shipper. Every time drumroll comes on, you know hamara ladla Parud will be getting closer. Her planning sucks yaar.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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😆...hilarious post Exprimere Sa...
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: chotidesi


I think KcM is competing with Ghost Chuha Baisa for biggest shipper. Every time drumroll comes on, you know hamara ladla Parud will be getting closer. Her planning sucks yaar.


And she was the first one to peek into their room. She keeps checking on them. Bless her soul.

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