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As I'm currently desperate to find a man...because Salman turned out to be a dissapointment, KRK turned out to be a political failure, and Kadim Al Sahir is hiding in his home in Morocco...I NEED A MAN đ I have nobody to fantasize about. AND NO I don't want a man in reallife 𤢠Boyfriends/fiancees/husbands ruin your life: We girls will have to take birth control forever. And that sucks cuz it will mess up your hormones and make you fat 𤢠Also men might like to have kids. Yeah that's great for them, BUT i'm terrified of hospitals, doctors, injections etc. I can't do the whole getting big, getting kicked in the stomach, labor pain, pushing, and then getting stitched down there. SO NO MAN IN REALITY EVER! I'd rather adopt a kid or take some inspiration from Vicky Donor with the help of a surrogate than getting married to some loser that will have all kind of wishes and desires.
So please help me find someone that's:
-rich
-famous
-between the age of 25-70
Also I want someone that is active on twitter AND HE HAS TO BE CURRENTLY SINGLE! I can't fantasize about someone that is enjoying the company of someone else.
I already tried Ranbir BUT HE'S SO 𤢠I truly have no idea why teenage girls like him. He is boring, dull, skinny, still suffers from acne...NO
I also tried Ranveer BUT since he is sticking his fingers in his nose I'm kind of GROSSED
Is there any chance SRK could divorce Gauri??? Shahid won't work...to boring, Two Thumb maybe? But I really don't want Katrina's leftovers... I'm sad đ
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