A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
'A lion to an old goat "hey you stop I will today drink your blood". Goat "please sir I am old behind me a young zebra is coming why don't you drink his fresh warm blood" lion because I want to drink cold drink"'