PhatPhatiya Post - Goongi Banoongi, Dil mein Basoongi

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Agar read karnay ka time nikala hai, tho ek like press kar hi sakthay ho!


CVs had a good plate of Poha with a generous side of Symbolism for breakfast.

Moonchiya informs Panditji that he has no fig of a clue how one prays to the Gods of the world and a little assistance would be nice. Panditji, still the local psychoanalyst, educates Moonchiya that taking Ganga Snan in Speedo, preferably a saffron one, while Paro watches with devotion is the only way out of his current problems.

Moonchiya is not convinced, but at that very minute one of the tenuously tied bells begins to slip away from its neighbors. Moonchiya lurches forward, nearly tripping over the assorted Lotas and coconuts, to rescue the humble tinker bell. We are to believe it was the very one Paro tied but something tells me it was the one BhaBho-nk tied to kill GoPee Vau. Am I mixing my shows? You can barely accuse me or correct me because that would mean you actually watch the Tales of Dracula and GoPee.

Not t o miss the next symbolism, the CVs show Paro genuflecting on the feet of Mahan Rudra, The Lord of Unnecessary Anger & Oedipal Issues, holding her offering of her flower, so he can deflower her. Of course, the man's current malaise is so devastating for national security and well being of all Indians, that Paro takes it upon her dainty shoulders to heal him and rid him of MU. It helps that Singh Saab and Aman Bhai help her in figuring out the best way to do so aka by swaying her sexy-hips and back all over the Haveli while firmly keeping her face covered. How Satyam Shivam Sundaram is that!!! Even Raj Kapoor would rise out of his grave and congratulate the team for that piece of originality

Kakusa is so sweet, he informs KakiCumMasi, KcM, that his brother took his afternoon feeding and is now sleeping. I didn't know men in coma actually slept at will, must be a Chandangarh men specialty.

Now, Paro baisa comes in a disguise so elaborate that the moment Moonchiya sees those sexy hips and hands, he has a vague feeling of deja vu.
I've seen those hips and back somewhere. Goddammit! where? My head concussion from Paro's danda attack has left holes in memory recall.
Aman, are you fooling around with me? You know April Fool is not until next week?

Kakusa is very cute, did I say that already. His total confusion of sign language felt like someone just flipped the bird on him. I so want to pinch his cheeks. It would be fun to have a naughty Uncle like him and go on a Pub crawl painting the town red. Hmmm. I miss my Uncle.

Paro thrusts the phone to Rudra as if presenting her virginity on a platter. Moonchiya decides to check on his dad and sleep on the sofa. He watches the gentle rise and fall of the girls hips and he tries hard to recall where he had seen them before.

Yeh Lo, Aaj Ke Fulto Symbolisms ke Naam,
Satyam Shivam Sundaram
What the hell is Zeenat doing?
Don't even get me started on her cleaning techniques.
Roopa ka blouse kon Gabbar utha le gaye re?

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O15o19ZCD2Y[/YOUTUBE]

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Edited by ipk27m - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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😡 I just lost all that i typed.

So just Highlights:
- everybody wants to tell their sorrows to panditji and he has a solution
- a lady in Ghunghat who is mute is better than a nurse
- Aman's smile is cute
- Moonchiya's white kurtha is actually his night dress
- wonder where gauri will gets clothes she didn't get any with her



- and everybody is back in the haveli as before. All happies.
Edited by napk - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Awesome - first page woohoo!
So much symbolism SJ-sa - all that deflowering in the temple and virginity - I mean mobile on a platter - How many more hints does Rudra need?
Sorry he is too busy with his mommy issues at the mo to notice anything - more of the like for like encounters with Paro and Rudra - bell for flower etc. But as someone so wonderfully made apost on it - when are we going to get the Shower scene with Rudra and Paro in reverse - the CVs have now whet our appetite so it must happen - otherwise even the BSD can't stop us taking revenge! Ganga Snan in Speedo would do just fine Cvs if you are listening! We need some chilli in their Poha

So is Rudra sa falling in love with Gauri - that is the kostin?

How will Paro and the rest of RR-fandom feel about this? does he want the sexy hips and hands and back but with the covered face and lack of voice?? no more I'm sorry's I didn't do it - just soothing hands and hips to help him while away the night

I thin we need a few pages of IF discussions and posts on this important matter - - I think if i was Paro i would be peeved - imagine making Rudra feel better - but being unable to scream as you are not meant to have a voice - that's a toughie Paro-Baisa! I think that was the real intention behind the CV's introductin of the goonghat Gauri

Love Danveer too- he is the cool uncle who can't lie to save his life - but is so lovable you forgive him for trying!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: napk

😡 I just lost all that i typed.

So just Highlights:
- everybody wants to tell their sorrows to panditji and he has a solution
- a lady in Ghunghat who is mute is better than a nurse
- Aman's smile is cute
- Moonchiya's white kurtha is actually his night dress
- wonder where gauri will gets clothes she didn't get any with her



oho!! IF does that sometimes!!


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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: neet2407

Awesome - first page woohoo!

So much symbolism SJ-sa - all that deflowering in the temple and virginity - I mean mobile on a platter - How many more hints does Rudra need?
Sorry he is too busy with his mommy issues at the mo to notice anything - more of the like for like encounters with Paro and Rudra - bell for flower etc. But as someone so wonderfully made apost on it - when are we going to get the Shower scene with Rudra and Paro in reverse - the CVs have now whet our appetite so it must happen - otherwise even the BSD can't stop us taking revenge! Ganga Snan in Speedo would do just fine Cvs if you are listening! We need some chilli in their Poha

So is Rudra sa falling in love with Gauri - that is the kostin?

How will Paro and the rest of RR-fandom feel about this? does he want the sexy hips and hands and back but with the covered face and lack of voice?? no more I'm sorry's I didn't do it - just soothing hands and hips to help him while away the night

I thin we need a few pages of IF discussions and posts on this important matter - - I think if i was Paro i would be peeved - imagine making Rudra feel better - but being unable to scream as you are not meant to have a voice - that's a toughie Paro-Baisa! I think that was the real intention behind the CV's introductin of the goonghat Gauri

Love Danveer too- he is the cool uncle who can't lie to save his life - but is so lovable you forgive him for trying!


we need a debate on the bold with 100 pages of discussion.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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I love your posts. Now I am losing interest in RR and come here just for your posts
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: Lindor

I love your posts. Now I am losing interest in RR and come here just for your posts


thank you. But if there is no RR, there is no Phatphatiya. I should get payment from CVs for increasing their social mentions.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Oh god 🤣 🤣 I have lost it at this paragraph. You are too good!
"Not t o miss the next symbolism, the CVs show Paro genuflecting on the feet of Mahan Rudra, The Lord of Unnecessary Anger & Oedipal Issues, holding her offering of her flower, so he can deflower her. Of course, the man's current malaise is so devastating for national security and well being of all Indians, that Paro takes it upon her dainty shoulders to heal him and rid him of MU. It helps that Singh Saab and Aman Bhai help her in figuring out the best way to do so aka by swaying her sexy-hips and back all over the Haveli while firmly keeping her face covered. How Satyam Shivam Sundaram is that!!! Even Raj Kapoor would rise out of his grave and congratulate the team for that piece of originality"
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Originally posted by: angelarabia

Oh god 🤣 🤣 I have lost it at this paragraph. You are too good!
"Not t o miss the next symbolism, the CVs show Paro genuflecting on the feet of Mahan Rudra, The Lord of Unnecessary Anger & Oedipal Issues, holding her offering of her flower, so he can deflower her. Of course, the man's current malaise is so devastating for national security and well being of all Indians, that Paro takes it upon her dainty shoulders to heal him and rid him of MU. It helps that Singh Saab and Aman Bhai help her in figuring out the best way to do so aka by swaying her sexy-hips and back all over the Haveli while firmly keeping her face covered. How Satyam Shivam Sundaram is that!!! Even Raj Kapoor would rise out of his grave and congratulate the team for that piece of originality"


LOL!! I always found SSS by Raj Kapoor, a weirdly sexy attempt at something serious.

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