Kekta kapoor's krazy koaching klasses
Welcome ladies n gentlemen to krazy koaching klasses konceptualised, kreated & koncieved by kekta kapoor
Address: sankraman studios, balajiland, ga Ga Street, bonkers ville.
We will teach u a wide variety of kourses on how to make wonders / blunders taking the audience as fools
Here is the list of our kourses :
Faculty incharge: darawna duo kekta n shobha kapoor
Faculty members: all the k-soap characters u see daily
Our wide range of kourses at which u will be stunned & the teacher's incharge:
1) how to kome back from death – mihir virani, anurag basu, Mr. bajaj
2) how to have ur height , weight , voice changed for free with a plastic surgery to change ur face – kkusum, mandira ,sujal
3) how to be parents n look younger to ur kids – tulsi, prerna, ganga
4) how to have a 100+ life expectancy – baa , dadi of kyunki
5) how to have amazing fertility ( no gynaecs, medicines , surgeries reqd) – 1 night is all it takes – almost any1 from our fraternity from pratham-gauri, angad-kripa, kripa-prithvi, anuarag-prerna or pick ur fav jodi
6) how to marry as n when u wish & when u wish as many times u wish – anurag, karan , abhay, kashish, prerna
7) how to be parents of kids u may not no urself – mihir –tulsi : ansh, om –parvati : gayatri
8) 1 pati ke saath kam se kam 1 saut free – all our heroines
9) Be parents still fretting our ur x-flame n ur love life thou ur kids r married – karan- tanya- nandini, anuarag-prerna-bajaj
10) Have ur dad/mom/spouse/any1 4 tht matter replaced with a simple sign sayin " from this episode onwards the role of ------------ will be played by ---------- : tulsi, prajakta, anyone u pick
11)Have the great goddesses in ur living room with special effects compared to maa kali, maa durga, laxmi , saraswati ………….. – tulsi, parvati ,prerna, bani etc
12) Behold as Ramayana , Mahabharata * other gr8 religious scriptures been referred on a daily basis without even knowin or reading them or knowin their a, b, c' – tulsi, parvati , any leadin lady
13) Hear background music esp shlokas (poppin every now n then) so loudly tht u need ear-drops as u raise the volume of ur TV 2 hear the poor actor barely audible – all our shows
14) Kill some1, any1 n walk away as guns are sold at ur local sabzi-mandi with aloo, pyaas at Rs. 15/kg – prerna, tulsi, sampada, mandira , bhoomi
15) Don't have enough money 2 hire a hit man well don't worry we have expert housewives better than any trained shooter who wont miss aim even when shooting in the dark with a revolver so small tht it seems like a toy-gun , ur kill is guaranteed 100% satisfaction or else watch the person come back from death – tulsi, prerna, sampada, nandini
16) Slap any tom dick n harry – all our leadin ladies
17) Keep ur doors open so as any1 n every1 can walk in as n when they wish – all our shows
18) Go to jail yet look as if u just returned from the salon after ur regular visit: tulsi, nandini, prerna, parvati
19) Be married only in a millionaire family thou no1 may no what is the family business they run yet always talk abt millions like they r eating a candy – all our leadin ladies again
20) Men always wear suits n only have imp meetings n board meetings without ever havin go 2 regular office – all our shows
21) Men only needed to provide sauts n reproduction – all our shows
22) Only women have brains : to scheme n unlock all the things- all our shows
23) Put Sherlock Holmes n Scotland yard 2 shame with our expert detective kourse with expert guidance by our senior most member tulsi live n kickin in action at the age of 60+ with prerna, parvati …………..
24) Look like a bomb even at 60 + - parvati, prerna
25) Like older men then learn how to woo any uncle by our youngest member bani
26) Want women 24*7 , 365 no problem kasanova kourse available – pratham mittal, angad khanna, rishi garewal, prem aka UD, anurag basu (4 a sober approach )
27) Want 2 marry every 2nd month 2 go trousseau shoppin again n again n again to even put draupadi 2 shame – the 1 n only kashish
28) How to dress garishly n do loud make up to go trick or treating like Halloween everyday – ramola, komolika, trishna,
29) Wrinkled, aged yet want PYT' learn from- Mr. Bajaj, jai walia, mihir virani
30) Tips of multiple unsuccessful marriages n havin evil wives- anurag basu , kamal aggarwal
31) How 2 donate/forsake/kidnap/exchange ur kids so that some1 else raises 'em as u relax n create more if u want :-mihir-tulsi, om-parvati, ansh-nandini, gautam -damini, kripa-prithvi (many more comin up)
32) How to raise kids u didn't produce : karan-tanya, saahil jointly with ganga n tripti, nishant - kripa, angad – kanan (many more comin up)
33) How to deal with multiple parents : a)karan – 2 maa & 2 dad, b) gautam ,c) bhoomi– same as karan , d)nakul – 2dad & 3 maa, e)sneha & f) prem aka UD – 2 dad & 4 maa
34) How to have multiple kids: a) bajaj n prerna in collaboration with anurag n?????????????? – 9 kids jointly at last count , b) mihir & tulsi – 5 ,c) inder n premlata – 5 (wow Mr. ronit roy sure has his hands full )
35) Love ur old flame even after 20 years u may be married 2 some1 else n havin kids 2 with that person : karan , anuarag, Harman
36) If u believe in the uska pati sirf mera hai motto then we got u the right ppl: mandira, meera, pia, n many more
kyunki spl
37) How to marry in ur x-' family : ganga , nandini , damini
38) How to woo brothers n make em go krazy 4 u : nandini, ganga, damini n our latest entrant Kt
39) Birds of a feather flock together similarly brothers of this family love the same gal at 1 time 2 get her ; karan , ansh , gautam , saahil, eklavya, laksh , mayank (hope more r not added )
40) How to eat the same thing everyday namely dhokla n thepla as no 1 knows anything else in kookin ; the viranis
41) How to have a role n yet no importance : saahil, tusshar, rano
42) Wanna invade a all girls party we' teach u : pratham mittal n friends, anupam n shiv
43) How to have ur maa' uncle' sis' nephew' in-law' niece' neighbor' uncle' son as ur guest – all our shows as we believe mehmaan hamara bhagwan hai
44) Do krazy antics yet not go 2 an asylum : apoorna, sampada, ansh, eklavya, aparajit deb, trishna
45) Want 2 act pathetically yet be called a soap star – new gen kids from kyunki n kahaani will teach u
46) Marry the same person again n again n ………… : abhay-kkusum, mihir- tulsi, sujal- kashish, rudra- kesar, prerna with bajaj n anurag
47) How to replace ur replacement : damini n manthan
48) Be ungrateful towards ur loving parents : shruti , bhoomi
49) Be a bechara all ur life do nothing n be blamed 4 everything including some2 sneezing in the middle of Antarctica : karan , anurag
50) Jump 2 ur guns 4 results oops konklusions guns not used in every episode : all our leadin ladies
51) Be angry 24*7, 365 : prerna , gauri from kutumb 1 , kashish , kripa
52) Do the same activity always : tulsi pooja by viranis, lightin diyas by aggarwals, buyin n givin away lal duppattas by basus n bajajs
53) Die young to avoid bein a part of the next generation leap – vishal, mukti, Krishna, nishant, kavya
54) How to return 2 the same show in a new role : ansh -> eklavya, mukti -> devki , kavya -> soham , gauri -> shweta , smriti -> anju , mayuri -> gauri
55) Loose ur love n become devdas without drinking : karan , anurag, sujal, ud
56) How 2 fake (a)identity – parvati currently janki , b)marriage – nandini had got aseem
57) How to love ur dead lover' look alike – pratham from KHKH, anjali, ud,
58) How to marry some1 n have a kid with them 2 thou he/she is in love with some1 else as ur are obsessed with the person : ansh, Prithvi, pia
59) Be an irritating character: kt, daksha ,vasu
60) Bear all this yet tune in again on the same show everyday without fail as same crap is shown everywhere but here with better faces n as u loe n hate these damn shows at the same time : all of us
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