Continuity Ko Maro Goli! Lets Play Aakh Mein Choli!

Originally posted by: napstermonster

For the past 55 plus episodes, we have established three things without fail:

(1) Parvati is a bewakoof ladki, (established by even Tajwat now--Thanks, crazy hot insane sir-ji!) but she is a harmless one. This girl has the defensive skills of that butterfly that keeps stalking her. She also has a heart that is basically the size of Rudra's biceps. Every time she has spoken against the marriage, it has been threatening to hurt HERSELF, not even Rudra. She has in fact cared for Dilsher in full view of Rudra, cared for Sunehri, staked her life for Maithili, not murdered Kakisa. She's been a good girl, all in all. You keep her away from belans and bamboo sticks, and she wont even accidentally hurt you if you kidnap, torture and forcefully marry her. She'll serve you tea.


(2) Rudra has the fastest deductive skills this side of Benedick Cumberbach's Sherlock. Maa kasam, his mother leaving him has had one good side-effect-- it made him drink so much milk his dimaag is still at full power. I think he has correctly deduced everything within about 30 seconds of them happening. Laila ki Raaz, Tejawat ki Bakwas, Aman ki Pyaas--sub kuch was deducted within one 20 min episode, so, in real life, in like -30 seconds. He understood everything except Parvati's innocence. I blame her exposed sexy kamariya for that, which bheja-fried not just Rudra's, but this Forum's brain--so its not a reflection on Rudra's intellect. He cannot POSSIBLY be shown as furious with rage, ASR style. He is an army commander and will do basic recon--like--who is the maniac in this house who hates daddy, and wants to see him dead? The answer?


(3)Mohini!! And in Aman's crisp, accurate words, the woman is a Bicchu. Looks like one (I love the actress, but her expressions are almost literally poisonous) acts like one, and has the kind of hatred within her that even Parvati recoils from. She hate Dilsher, hates Rudra, hates Parvati. She hates Sumer, I think, most of all---If I was loved by my mother in the way she "loves" Sumer, I would wear leftover scraps from a sofa-cover to my cousin's wedding too. There she is---suspiciously smelling of Ghee instead of Dior's Poison-- on this auspicious occasion, right there with them.


SO The million dollar question-- WHY WOULD Rudra believe Parvati tried to kill Dilsher? If it was to escape from the marriage, why did she SHOW UP AT THE MANDAP all stylishly in a car? If the theory is that she set the room on fire to distract others and broil Dilsher into a kebab, why did she then meekly come out, get into the car in full view of other family, and drive off to her doom? What is the explanation here? She forgot her reason for attempted murder within minutes of doing it? She likes car rides? What?


And one more--why would they still get married now? Ruda has no reason to marry her anymore. His job is safe, Tejawat is trapped, Aman is wearing inappropriate check shirts to his wedding, so Rudra's probably also pissed about that. He likes washing Paro and he likes covering her with stuff--tea, mehendi, malam, his body-- but he does not want the "umar ki kaid" of shaadi.

And as for Paro--she has no compulsion that will force her to agree to marry him. Her village is safe and if she bhartafies the Thakur, it will be even more safe in about 2 episodes. She knows the truth, and she knows Rudra is a good Jallad, not a bad Jallad. ( I say this as I don't know whether she will stop calling him a Jallad--and as I LOVE that nickname) .She is grateful, I'm sure, but she is hardly going to marry him because of it. If he is not careful she will call him Bhaiya and tie on a Rakhi when she next sees him, she is so emotionally unstable right now, she is not going to trust her feelings or conclusions about anyone. She wont marry Rudra--she will want her Mami-sa, and stability.


Also--You tried to kill my daddy/slept with my twitchy brother-in-law.To punish you for this act, I will marry you, semi-protect you from bitches in my family, give you hours of eye sax and finally after six months of Why did you?/I did what?/Yes you did!!/ I did what?/I wont tell you/ I'll kill myself!/Why did you?/I did WHAT? I will give you a consumashion that will singe your eyebrows off.

Sounds familiar, anyone? Tewari sir, Naye soch, man...naye soch. Tequila bottle la doon?

Originally posted by: ttt1

hey NM

this MU doesnt have meat , even though dilsher and suheri saw paro do it i dont think rudra and dilsher will believe it

cos she has no purpose or vested interest in killing dilsher of all people

i think this is going in the age old rajesh kkanna style

family including sunheri will blame paro

dilsher will be unconscious , rudra will be silent and then moihini says lets ask dilsher( she is always confident of her plans)

but dilsher in his semi consciousness state tells rudra to get married to paro , his last wish

and yeah he doesnt die ofcourse

as you said the role of paro in ruda's life is over if not for the dilsher issue , paro will be obliged to marry cos of the last wish thing and her gratitude towards rudra and rudra ofcos of his dad

hate marriage cos of this baseless MU will be stupid i dont think they will go that route

i cant think of any other reason for the wedding to happen ,but hindi soaps have surprised me in the past so i am not as confident as kaki

Originally posted by: napstermonster

For the past 55 plus episodes, we have established three things without fail:

(1) Parvati is a bewakoof ladki, (established by even Tejawat now--Thanks, crazy hot, insane sir-ji!) but she is a harmless one. This girl has the defensive skills of that butterfly that keeps stalking her. She also has a heart that is basically the size of Rudra's biceps. Every time she has spoken against the marriage, it has been threatening to hurt HERSELF, not even Rudra. She has in fact cared for Dilsher in full view of Rudra, cared for Sunehri, staked her life for Maithili, not murdered Kakisa. She's been a good girl, all in all. You keep her away from belans and bamboo sticks, and she wont even accidentally hurt you if you kidnap, torture and forcefully marry her. She'll serve you tea.


(2) Rudra has the fastest deductive skills this side of Benedick Cumberbach's Sherlock. Maa kasam, his mother leaving him has had one good side-effect-- it made him drink so much milk his dimaag is still at full power. I think he has correctly deduced everything within about 30 seconds of them happening. Laila ki Raaz, Tejawat ki Bakwas, Aman ki Pyaas--sub kuch was deducted within one 20 min episode, so, in real life, in like -30 seconds. He understood everything except Parvati's innocence. I blame her exposed sexy kamariya for that, which bheja-fried not just Rudra's, but this Forum's brain--so its not a reflection on Rudra's intellect. He cannot POSSIBLY be shown as furious with rage, ASR style. He is an army commander and will do basic recon--like--who is the maniac in this house who hates daddy, and wants to see him dead? The answer?


(3)Mohini!! And in Aman's crisp, accurate words, the woman is a Bicchu. Looks like one (I love the actress, but her expressions are almost literally poisonous) acts like one, and has the kind of hatred within her that even Parvati recoils from. She hate Dilsher, hates Rudra, hates Parvati. She hates Sumer, I think, most of all---If I was loved by my mother in the way she "loves" Sumer, I would wear leftover scraps from a sofa-cover to my cousin's wedding too. There she is---suspiciously smelling of Ghee instead of Dior's Poison-- on this auspicious occasion, right there with them.


SO The million dollar question-- WHY WOULD Rudra believe Parvati tried to kill Dilsher? If it was to escape from the marriage, why did she SHOW UP AT THE MANDAP all stylishly in a car? If the theory is that she set the room on fire to distract others and broil Dilsher into a kebab, why did she then meekly come out, get into the car in full view of other family, and drive off to her doom? What is the explanation here? She forgot her reason for attempted murder within minutes of doing it? She likes car rides? What?


And one more--why would they still get married now? Ruda has no reason to marry her anymore. His job is safe, Tejawat is trapped, Aman is wearing inappropriate check shirts to his wedding, so Rudra's probably also pissed about that. He likes washing Paro and he likes covering her with stuff--tea, mehendi, malam, his body-- but he does not want the "umar ki kaid" of shaadi.

And as for Paro--she has no compulsion that will force her to agree to marry him. Her village is safe and if she bhartafies the Thakur, it will be even more safe in about 2 episodes. She knows the truth, and she knows Rudra is a good Jallad, not a bad Jallad. ( I say this as I don't know whether she will stop calling him a Jallad--and as I LOVE that nickname) .She is grateful, I'm sure, but she is hardly going to marry him because of it. In fact, if he is not careful she will call him Bhaiya and tie on a Rakhi when she next sees him, she is so emotionally unstable right now. Paro is not going to trust her feelings or conclusions about anyone. She has been deceived her entire life. She wont want to marry Rudra--she will want her Mami-sa, and stability.


Also--You tried to kill my daddy/slept with my twitchy brother-in-law.To punish you for this act, I will marry you, semi-protect you from bitches in my family, give you hours of eye sax and finally after six months of Why did you?/I did what?/Yes you did!!/ I did what?/I wont tell you/ I'll kill myself!/Why did you?/I did WHAT? I will give you a consumashion that will singe your eyebrows off.

Sounds familiar, anyone? Tewari sir, Naye soch, man...naye soch. Tequila bottle la doon?

Originally posted by: Exprimere

Ek minute. 🤣 too busy.

I HAD to respond to this. My exams begin tomorrow. But this is Brilliant (so were "Forgiveness" and "Jallad"- read them while travelling- that too in super guilt for not studying instead, and then for being unable to comment).

But baisa... Paro can also hold collars! And she can danda-marofy gundas! Maithili will confirm that in a minute. Nobody believes anybody can be as innocent as Paro. Sach mein bewakoof hai, ya chalaak? And finally, Rudra killed her nanosecond-old husband. Why can't Rudra think Paro tried to kill Dilsher because of these stoopid flimsy reasons?You see har MU ki jad mein ek flimsy excuse hi hota hai.

I guess it's MU payback time. Paro conked out when Varun tried to kill her- believing R killed V for no apparent reason. Now Rudra conked out... um... generally, and thinks P wants to kill his dad. Paro MU-ed. Rudra's turn.

There might be a few solutions.

1. Rudra/Paro/anybody except for SuMohini find the imposter's lehnga and pass the message to Rudra. Now that set ka dupatta won't be torn/mended. Hence Paro gets saved.

2. Rudra does indeed trust Paro.

Nahi toh it'll again be six months of "I did what? I did what? I did what? I did WHAT- okay bye, I'll kill myself".

Meanwhile- WILL PARO CHANGE CLOTHES THIS TIME?????