Hr Zulm...!(New Experimental VM @PG 139) - Page 91

The way these two buddies care for each other, really cool and awesome... ⭐️

Thank you dear and take care... 😊

htas off...👏

Hum easa imagine ker k hi khush ho jaty hain, hehe... 😉

Thank you dear and take care... 😊

THREE IDIOTS

GD parrot Flying here and there inside Bureau with Humming as

GD (humming): mera naam hy GD
Main Hun Pyara sa Buddy
Aa Kay dekh lo Mujh ko
Sub Bureau mein
OOo Ooo
Aa Kay dekh lo Mujh ko
Sub Bureau mein...

A girl coming with Hurry, She was trying to manages Her Sinus and looking up for any Officer, suddenly Parrot coming in Front and tell after extending His Right wing as.

Parrot: Hello, I am Parrot (pause) GD Parrot (Girl eyes comes out) (after watching James Bond movies, Parrot starting to Introduce Himself with His SIR NAME first) (He added again after seeing Girl wide eyes) Sub Inspector GD Parrot, Main aap ki kya Madad kr sakta hun...

Girl weaving and Smashed Down, Parrot really comes in Trouble, He tried to pat on Girl Face by His Wings, Fanning Her, calling Her either trying to Scream after piercing His CHOONCH inside Girl ear but all going to be Waste as Girl did not regaining Conscious, so He went to DAYA desk, taking a Sip of water inside His Beak and flying towards Girl, when opening His beak to sprinkle water, shocked as found No water inside His Beak so murmur..

Parrot: haaa... Paani kahan gaya... (grup) wo wo tou shayed Pait mein chala gaya...

He again flew, repeating the Same Procedure and again getting the same result, before He was trying something else, Team coming inside, they were at some Spot for Investigation...

They entered and found Parrot in Tension, DUO moved ahead, find an Unconscious Girl and look at Parrot who said in Anger to DAYA...

Parrot: kitni baar kaha hay Mujhy Roz mut Nehlaya karo, itna Pyara lagta hun Main, (stress) Larkiyaan dekh kr Faint ho jati hain...

Team really tried Hard to Hold their Laugh, Girls treating Her, while Parrot demanded to DUO...

Parrot: chalo mujhy Kaala Teeka laga do...

ABHIJEET (shock): Ain...

Parrot: Kaala Teeka, Jis say Pyaray Tootun ko Nazar Nahi lagti...

DAYA (smiles and say): acha acha, Ghar Ja kr laga dein gay (feeling Girl Regaining conscious so ordered Parrot) jao Tum ander jao...

Parrot (rash): kyun.?

ABHIJEET: dekho wo Larki Hosh mein aa Rahi ha, phir Behosh ho jayey gi (tease) Tum jesy Pyaray Tootay ko dekh kr...

Parrot: pr Main CID officer bhi Hun na tou Mujhy Case bhi tou Sunna hay...

DAYA (who was trying to Hide Parrot behind His Back to Protect Girl for moving to Conscious state again say): Arry agar Us nay Tum ko Nazar laga di aur Tum ko Bukhar aa gaya tou (trapping) Soch lo, Injection lagy ga aur Karwi Dawa bhi Peeni paray gi...

Parrot (shock tone): Sacchi mein...

DUO moved Head in Yes and He flew inside ACP Sir cabin which Door was opened, Team tackling the Girl...

Here GD Parrot looking at ACP Sir Clean Glass Table and after seeing Himself in that went to Dreamy world.. ACP Sir coming inside and Smiles after looking at His table as GD parrot Sleeping after completely extending His Long and Large Wings, ACP Sir weaving over His body and patting on His Head with Calling...

ACP: GD, GD...

GD wake up in Jerk and Shock to see ACP, ACP Sir telling Him that He slept there so now Wake up and Wash His Face, He looked at the table, Dip His Head inside Water glass filled with Water and placed at ACP Sir table and went away after Jerk with a Big Salute to ACP Sir who was really in Shock phase after that One Minute Face Wash..

Here at Night, DAYA reading a Book, Parrot hopping on His Tummy and with time to time trying to play Hide and Seek, when DAYA feels His Half Face showing from Corner of Book, Parrot sensed and then Hide, at last DAYA closed the Book and ask...

DAYA: kya hua Parrot, kuch kehna hay..?

Parrot: DAYA, Tum Meri happy To To mein Mujhy kya do gay..?

DAYA (smiles): Surprise hay...

Parrot (confuse): matlab...?

DAYA: matlab Main aur ABHI, ek Bilkul Alug kisam ka Gift Tum ko denay waly hain; Tum nay tou kabhi socha bhi Nahi hoga...

Parrot (excited): Sach...

DAYA Nodded in Yes and Parrot went to Feel that Wait with Excitement and Happiness...

Next Morning coming in their way, after so many Hectic days, they have a Holiday; after freed from Breakfast, everyone engaged with His Tasks; DAYA watching Channels and Parrot trying to Read Newspaper... DAYA in Regular Intervals looking at Him Reading and Smiling as well... after some seconds He had an Idea to at least trying to Learn GD Parrot even Some Sentences so He writes on Writing Pad as...

I am Sub Inspector GD Parrot, I am a CID Officer, ABHIJEET and DAYA are My Friends...

He is trying to Repeats this to Parrot and after some Minutes... Parrot By Heart Learnt these Sentences and now just Roaming here and there with repeating these... ABHIJEET came after some time and placing Things on Table as He completed Daily Shopping and telling DAYA in Rash Tone...

ABHIJEET: DAYA kay bacchay, aainda Main kabhi Akelay Grocery Shopping pr Nahi jaon ga... Dimagh kharab ho gaya kay kya lun aur Kya nahi... ab tou...

Parrot (coming from Kitchen and tell ABHIJEET in happiness): ABHIJEET, mujhy Parhna aa gaya...

ABHIJEET: kya.?

Parrot: haan dekho... (he gives that paper to ABHIJEET and reads) I am Sub Inspector GD Parrot, I am a CID Officer, DAYA and ABHIJEET are My Friends...

ABHIJEET (pat on His Head and say): Wah Bhae... buht achay...

Parrot (instantly): chalo ab Meri Shadi karwa do...

ABHIJEET Mouth was Opened and Eyes Widens... DAYA look at Parrot with Hiding Laugh and ask...

DAYA: kyun.?

Parrot: arry Main parha likha hun, Naukri karta hun, itna Pyara sa hun aur ab tou Meri Happy To To bhi any wali hay tou Meri Shadi tou honi chahyey...

DAYA (wink ABHIJEET and say): haan Bhae, ye tou Tumhara Janam Adhikaar hay... wesay kis say Shadi karo gay...

Parrot (sit on table and say): AISH say... (DUO Shocked) (Parrot again in sad tone) pr us nay Us Lamby say Shadi kr li na... wesay Us waqt Mujhy Parhna Nhai aata tha aur Meray pass Naukri bhi nahi thi...

DAYA: wesay Tumhari Shadi tou... matlab kisi... (confuse tone) TOOTI say honi chahyey na...

Parrot look at DAYA in Shock and then Correcting Him as...

Parrot: DAYA, Larki say Shadi hoti hay...

ABHIJEET (now strict): dekho Tumhari Shadi Nahi ho sakti...

Parrot (teary tone): kyun... (tears in eyes) kya Main Pyara Nahi hun... Ghabro Jawan nahi hun...

DAYA bursts Laugh... ABHIJEET gives Him a Tough look after Hiding His Smile and Say to Parrot...

ABHIJEET: dekho Parrot, Aap Chotay ho na, aur aap...

Parrot (angry): Tum Meri Shadi Nahi karwana chahtay na... sub samjhta hun Main, Main ACP Sir ko Tumhari Shikayet karun ga...

DAYA: arry itna Gussa... Dekho Parrot ...

Parrot: DAYA, (threat to Both) Meri Shadi hogi, Zarur hogi...

Parrot Flew inside with Anger and Rash, He can't Believe that His Friends turning as DEWAAR in His Shadi... while DUO discuss on it in Laugh...

Next Morning, ACP entered inside Bureau and watching His Officers working except GD Parrot who was just Flying and after watching Him, tell Him...

Parrot: Sir, Mujhy aap say ek baat karni hay.?

ACP: haan kaho, GD..

GD: Sir, wo (lower tone) Chup kay karny wali baat hay..

ACP (shock): kiya.

Parrot: aaa, Sir wo jo Kaan mein kartay hain na... aaisy...

He was trying to Act that with Silent Beak movements, ACP hardly controlled His laugh after seeing His Stunts about expressing Whisper, so ordered Him...

ACP: acha ander aao...

Parrot gives a Teasing Glance over DUO and entered inside with Happiness and Proudness... Here ACP asked...

ACP: haan bolo GD Parrot...

Parrot: Sir, DAYA aur ABHIJEET Meri Shadi Nahi karana chahtay... (ACP Mouth opened) (Parrot added in Rash) Sir wo log Mujhy Apni tarah ANATH rakhna chahtay hain...

ACP (stunned): Anath..?

Parrot (clear): Sir, jis ki Shadi Nahi hoti...

ACP (with controlling smile corrected): Kunwara...

He moved His head in Yes... ACP looking at His Rounded face which was looking more Swell due to Seriousness of issue and picked the Receive and order to someone as..

ACP: DAYA aur ABHIJEET ko bhejo...

Parrot was at Height of Happiness that at least ACP Sir taking this Issue Serious, GD Parrot Briefing Him again as...

Parrot: Sir, main itna pyara hun, Ghabru jawan hun, parha likha hun aur Naukri bhi karta hun, bus aik (sad sigh) Biwi ki kami hay...

Here DUO entered inside and after knowing the Issue DUO Stunned, ACP asked in Rough tone to Both...

ACP: haan ABHIJEET aur DAYA, kya keh raha hay GD (both look at each one first and then Parrot, who was looking Extreme Happy and turn more RED) (ACP again) kyun Nahi Tum log Us ki SHADI karna chahtay... halankay wo itna Pyara hay, Parha likha hay..

Parrot (interrupts and added some more Qualities as): Naukri Karta hay, Deligent hay aur Ghabro Jawan bhi...

ACP (nodded with): haan Bilkul.. (to both) Batao...

ABHIJEET (taking the charge): Sir, Hum kyun Nahi Bhala GD ki Shadi karwana chahyein gay, magar Wo AISH say Shadi karna chahta tha...

DAYA (continue): aur Us ki Shadi tou ho gayii tou ab Wo...

Parrot (interrupts): ab Main KAJOL say Shadi karun ga...

DAYA (clear in smile): pr Us ki bhi Shadi ho gayii hay..

Parrot (shock): kiya... (after a minute of Shock again say) Gandi Larki...

ABHIJEET (relax sigh): tou ab tou koi Bacha...

Parrot (hurry): KATRINA KAIF...

DAYA (really Pitty on Him and say Undelibrately): pr Us ki bhi Shadi honay wali hay, Main nay Koffie with Karan mein suna hay...

Parrot (doubtful): kis say..?

DAYA: RANBEER KAPOOR say...

Parrot: kaun..?

DAYA: aaa... Haaan ... Wo BURFI say...

He knew that Parrot remembers Celebs with their Roles which they played in Plays/Movies and got Popular too...

Parrot (scream): kya Us Goongy say... (crying): ab Main kisi sy Shadi Nahi Karun ga.. Main Jis say Shadi Karna chahta hun... (angry) wo Pehlay hee Shadi kr leti hay... Sub Larkiyaan hoti he Gandi hain... (rash) Main Us ki Wajah say LUX say Nahany laga Kay Main bhi Us ki tarah Pink color ka ho jaon ga aur Hum Dono Same Same ho jayein gay aur Wo kisi aur ki Bahu ban gayii...

He flew Outside with Crying, ACP and ABHIJEET takes sigh and then Smiles, while DAYA added in Sadness...

DAYA: Bechara kafi serious tha KATRINA Kay Liyey...

Both His Seniors look at Him in Shock and Bursts a Loud Laughter while DAYA completely dipped in Embarrassment...

Here Parrot was completely Quiet, DAYA tried a lot that He takes Lunch but He denied; ABHIJEET came after the Next Session of Insisting Him about taking Lunch and tell DAYA...

ABHIJEET: Bol raha hy, Main Nahi khaon ga, Main GAJNU ban gaya hun...

DAYA (corrected): MAJNU Boss...

ABHIJEET (pat on his head with): aye BHAGWAAN, Main Samjha phir koi GAJNI jesi cheez Market mein aa gayii hay...

Here all really Sad after seeing Him as on Regular Intervals, He was Wiping His Eyes with His Wings... DUO comes to Him and said...

DAYA: Parrot, agar Tum is tarah Ro gay tou sub kya kahein gay kay Parrot apni Happy To To mein Rota hay...

Parrot (weeping): tou kya karun, Main tou Comma mein bhi Nahi ja sakta aur (regret tone) Mujhy tou Vrat bhi Nahi rakhna aata... (sad tone) DAYA kya Meri Shadi kabhi nahi hogi...?

DUO hides their laugh with Difficulty, They look at each one and after finding Parrot Teary face, Sad tone tried to Deviate His Mind with ...

DAYA: annn... haan haan...

ABHIJEET (suddenly): chalo Hum log na Ghomnay chalty hain... Tumhari Happy To To pr...

Parrot (confuse with wiping Tears): Ghomnay matlab...

DAYA: matlab Sair karnay...

Parrot (exclaimed): ahahannn Honeymoon pr...

ABHIJEET completely Shocked; while DAYA bursts Laugh and stuck the Sip of water which He was Drinking on His Throat and started Coughing too... ABHIJEET corrected Him with...

ABHIJEET: arry Holiday...

Parrot: HOLI DAY... pr Happy To To day hay na... (after a second) Tum ko malum nahi Honeymoon hee hota hay...

ABHIJEET (angry): phir wohi, aby Vacation...

Parroot (after thinking in shock): kya Tum Mujhy Polio ki Do Bond Pilao gay... (telling Him) pr Main tou 5 Saal say Bara hun na...

ABHIJEET (pat on his head with): aye Bhagwan, Vaccination Nahi, Vacations...

Parrot (briefing): Tum ko kuch nahi malum ABHIJEET, Honeymoon mein hee na Sair karnay jatay hain, Main nay (moving eyes) Filmun mein Dekha hay...

ABHIJEET: aby Tum kaun sii Filmein dekhtay hon .. haan...

Parrot (flying): jo Tum Nahi dekhtay, samjhy...

DAYA was engaged in Madly laughing during this; ABHIJEET Slapped over His Head with Order...

ABHIJEET: Subah nikalna hay...

DAYA moving Head and all engaged in Usual; Parrot was so Happy, He shared this to everyone in Bureau and all Officers giving a Shock Expressions; ACP entered and after seeing Parroy happy Relaxed that the Shadi Idea erased from His Mind so asked...

ACP: Parrot, Theek ho...

Parrot: Jee Sir, Hum log na (happy) Honeymoon pr ja rahy hain...

ACP Mouth Opened; DUO coming inside and finding ACP in Shock; they look at All and before ask anything, Parrot again to ACP...

Parrot: Sir, Aap bhi chalein (telling in Secrecy) Saara Kharcha ABHIJEET karay ga...

ACP (absent mindedly): kahan..?

Parrot: Honeymoon pr...

ABHIJEET pat on His Head and DUO moved ahead, DAYA instantly closed Parrot Beak either Parrot in Anger continuously piercing His Small Teeths on His Finger, while ABHIJEET clearifying...

ABHIJEET: Sir, GD Parrot ka matlab tha, Hum log Ghomnay ja rahy hain...

ACP (jerking head with Tease): Honeymoon pr...

DUO Embarrass while ACP moved inside cabin and Parrot released His Beak and Pinch over DAYA arm with Anger...

Parrot: Tum nay Mera Munh kyun pakra DAYA...

ABHIJEET (angry with moving): Shuker karo Munh pakra tha, garden Nahi... aur agar ab Tum nay kuch bhi kaha tou Hum Tum ko sath nahi lay jayein gay (threat) bus Main aur DAYA chaly jayein gay... Samjhy...

Parrot Completely Quiets; they backed to Residence and DAYA packed some Stuff inside Bag when Parrot asked Him in Tears...

Parrot: DAYA, kya Tum aur ABHIJEET Mujhy Honeymoon pr Nahi lay jao gay..?

DAYA (smiles and say): bilkul lay jayein gay...

Parrot (happy): acha phir Mujhy Phoolun wali Shirt pehna do aur Shorts bhi aur Bari sii Topi aur wo waly Joty (musical way) tan ta tan... ta tan tan tan...

ABHIJEET who was Listening all from Outside now Entering inside DAYA room where Both Discussing with...

ABHIJEET: arry Hum Log Jungle mein nahi ja rahy...

Parrot (confuse so in detail): arry ye sub Pehan kr hee Sair karny jatay hain aur haan wo Chashma bhi Black wala, jis say Kuch dikhta nahi aur (thinking) ek Bag jis mein na Lambi Aankh ho (DUO confuse) (Parrot again) Bari sii...

ABHIJEET (after getting): ohhh Binocks... (to DAYA in rash) kya samjh raha hay ye...

DAYA (naughty Laugh): Honeymoon (wink and rush) Angry Bird...

ABHIJEET running behind but DAYA slipped from His Hands, Parrot was just watching all that and when this Settle down; DAYA Relaxeses Parrot as...

DAYA: Tum aisay hee chalo Parrot, Hum Log bhi aisay hee chalein gay...

Parrot nodded in Yes, ABHIJEET Left and DAYA after Pack bags and lay beside Parrot who was in already in Honeymoon period in Dreams...

Next Morning, they all moved, Parrot was already in Extreme happy Mood; they all reached there and Parrot was Amazed to watch that lake which Mesmerized DUO in theor earlier Visit to VYAN... here after seeing Lake... DAYA after looking at Him whose Small Dots becomes Wide and Beak little open and Cute Pink tongue outside... He smiles and ask...

DAYA: kesa laga...

Parrot: awww... itna Bara Washroom...

ABHIJEET (pat on His Head lightyly with): aby ye Washroom Nahi hay...

Parrot: Jee hay, samjhy (to DAYA) chalo DAYA, Nahatay hain...

DAYA (in tension): Nahi...

DAYA grabbed Him Tightly either Parrot was trying to move out from DAYA grip with anger...

Parrot: wesay tou Ghar mein Mujhy pakar Pakar kay Nehlatay ho aur abhi jub main khud Nahany ja rahun tou Mujhy Chor Nhai rahay...

ABHIJEET: aby, Doob jayey ga...

DAYA: haan Parrot...

Parrot: chalo Tum Mujhy Nehlao...

ABHIJEET: wah bhae, (tease to DAYA) matlab Hum tou Dooby gay DAYA, Parrot ko bhi lay Doobein gay...

DAYA (rash): Boss... (to Parrot) dekho yahan nahana Mana hy, is Paani mein Nahnay say na Bukhar aa jata hay...

Parrot (shock): Sach...

DAYA: Bilkul...

Parrot: tou NEMO ko aur DORI Aunty ko bhi Bukhar aa gaya hoga...?

ABHIJEET: ain... ye kaun hain...?

DAYA: Choro Boss (to parrot) Nahi Wo Pakshi Nahi hain na... Machli hain na...

Parrot: acha acha... (taken out Himself from DAYA grip and suggested) chalo DAYA Gana gatay hain... (taking steps in air with singing as) Kaho na Pyar hay...

DAYA fplding His Sleeves and starting to take Steps on Water with Bare Foots while Parrot Flying... Both takes Position and ABHIJEET Pinch DAYA...

ABHIJEET: DAYA, Tu mut Dance kr...

DAYA (shock): kyun..

ABHIJEET (wink): agar Paani Bahar aa gaya tou...

DAYA look at Him and rushed behind Him who was started His Madly laughing Running ahead; Parrot Jerk head with...

Parrot: hmmm, Na Nehlaya, na Gana gaya aur Bol raha hay Happy To To ka Gift hay...

He was Roaming feeling really happy seeing Flowers, Greenry, water either He was Rolling His Body over Grass with...

Parrot: kitna Acha Bed hay, jub Dil karay so jao aur jub dil karay (plucking grass and eat with) Kha lo...

They really Enjoying such Aura with Laughing, Teasing, Playing, Smiling, Enjoying and at last whenDUO gives Him a Small Pastry to Cut and Parrot Cut it with His Beak in Claps... The Magical Birthday Completes...

ABHIJEET sat over Rock, hanging His Legs where His Feet touching Water, Parrot coming and sat beside Him, trying to Letting His Feet like ABHIJEET and DAYA repeats the same; ABHIJEET asked...

ABHIJEET (to Parrot): Maza aaya..?

Parrot (hugs ABHIJEET): Thank You ABHIJEET...

DAYA: aur Mera kya..?

Parrot Wraps Him with His Long wings and placed His Small Head inside His Tummy while DAYA placed His Head over ABHIJEET Shoulder...

They sat in Rock, letting their Legs while Supporting each one in their Loving Shell looking like some vaccinations gives happiness either coming as Honeymoon for these Three Lovely Idiots...!!!

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Kya kar diya yaar! I fell off my chair 🤣🤣🤣