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hasini009

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Posted: 11 years ago

Parody of Bollywood Songs

Parody - Dil To Bacha Hai Ji
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Aisi lat pad gayi hai, ki chutati nahi,
Aadat SMS karane ki futati nahi,
Pichale Hafte ka recharge khatam hone ko,
Mobile se par, ungali hai uthati nahi!

Mana SMS das paise per head hai,
Par network mein "Majaal', friends bhi do sau das hai!
Sabko karne mein to kharcha hai ji!

Koi offer aacha hai ji ?
Kya isase sasta hai ji ?

Hume kya pata tha, status humara, friends pe yu jaahir bhi hoga,
Karo na SMS, to jhat taad lete, 'Balance tera kaafi na hoga !'

Jeb tang apni, kaise kharch karein ?
Behtar hai Internet pe hi search karein !

Net ke jaisa kuch, muft sa nahi hai !

Hajaron sites pe 'Free SMS Send' hai !
Saare Messengers mein bhi free option hai !
Mamla yu bhi nipatata hai ji !

Yeh offer accha hai ji !
Haan, sabse sasta hai ji !

Parodies Of Popular Bollywood Film Songs

ORIGINAL :
Tumse milne ki tamanna hai...pyar ka eerada hai...
aur ek vaada hai...J..a...a..n..a...m...

MODIFIED :
Tumko marne ki tamanna hai...dushmani ka eerada hai...
aur ek vaada hai...Z...a...a...l...i...m...

ORIGINAL :
Tum paas ayae... yun muskuraye...
tum ne na jaane kya... sapne dikhaye...
ab to mera dil jaage na soota hai...kya karun hai...
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai...

MODIFIED :
Machar paas ayae...yun bhin bhinayae...
machar ne na jaane kyon ...sapne churaye...
ab to raat bhar so nahin paata hun...kya karun hai...
Machar Bhin Bhinate Hain...

ORIGINAL:

Bazigar O... bazigar...tu hai bada Jaadugar...
mera dil tha akela ...tune khel aisa khela ...
tere yaad mein jaagu raat bhar...r..r..r..r...

MODIFIED:
Bazigar O... bazigar...tu hai bada Dhokebar...
tune dil mera tooda ...maine Fevicol se jooda ...
tere yaad mein mare Machaar...r..r..r..r...

ORIGINAL:
Jab bhi koi ladki deekhon...mera dil dewana bole
ole...ole ole...ole...ole...ole...
gaon tarana yaara jhoom jhoom ke hoole hoole...
Ole...Ole ...Ole...Ole...Ole...Ole...

MODIFIED:
Jab bhi koi Party deekhon...mera bhoka paet (stomach) bole
chole...chole...chole...chole...chole...chole...
khao bhar paet yaara jhoom jhoom ke hoole hoole...
chOle...chOle
...chOle...chOle...chOle...chOle...

Edited by hasini009 - 11 years ago

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@DianaPrince

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Posted: 11 years ago

Aaj mandira khullan do
Kanyadaan Hullan do
nariyal ko fod faad ke
dukh ashanti bhullan do...

Aarti all night.. (x3)
We Do Aarti all night..

Sunlo saari duniya walo
jitna bhi tum jor lagalo
karenge aarti saari raat
hath me dum hai to ghanti bajalo..

Aarti all night..(x3)
We Do Aarti all night..

Sunlo saari duniya walo
jitna bhi tum jor lagalo
karenge aarti saari raat
hath me dum hai to ghanti bajalo..

Aaj mandira khullan do
Kanyadaan Hullan do
nariyal ko fod faad ke
dukh ashanti bhullan do...

Bajate Raho..Ghantiii(x3)
bajate rahooo

Aarti all night..(x3)
We Do Aarti all night.. [x2]

Jisne Bhi aarti hai karni
aajao mandir ke bheetar
Nariyal fool lekar
khane ko laga hai langar...

Sadda gudgaon delhi ki betiyaan aayi hai
sath me Kirtan ki CDiyaan bhi laayi hai
Pujari Prasad ke khud jimedaar hai
karlo aarti saari raat Kal itwar hai..

Ghanti Bajegi Loud
To beti Police bula legi
Us beti se jaake kehdo Ye aarti Yun hi chalegi

Aarti all night..(x3)
We Do Aarti all night..

beti Police bula legi(x4)
Fir bhi
aarti Yun hi chalegi(x4)
Aarti all night..(x3)
We Do Aarti all night..

Khulla mandir Guru Dwara
har beti bole ghar nahi jana
Babuji ko tu karde msg
aaja beti karke bahana

Aarti Hori bahot bhayankar
Aarti ke gajab najare
Jee karta hai bas ek baar hi
Kardu mai Kanyadan tumhare..

Ek kunwari beti ne yun ghnati baja rahi hai
ek hath se baj nahi rahi,do do baja rahi hai
Naache dekho kaisi...Mehfil macha rakhi hai
Itti si tu hai nahi..hein?
Sanskaar bhula rahi hai...

Aarti all night..(x3)
We Do Aarti all night..

beti Police bula legi(x4)
Fir bhi
aarti Yun hi chalegi(x4)

Sunlo saari duniya walo
jitna bhi tum jor lagalo
karenge aarti saari raat
hath me dum hai to ghanti bajalo..

Aaj mandira khullan do
Kanyadaan Hullan do
nariyal ko fod faad ke
dukh ashanti bhullan do...

Bajate Raho..Ghantiii(x3)
bajate rahooo

beti Police bula legi(x4)
Fir bhi
aarti Yun hi chalegi(x4)

this is epic🤣🤣

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Posted: 11 years ago

Original-

Blue Eyes Hypnotise Teri kardi Hai Mainu

I swear Choti Dress Mein Bomb Lagdi Mainu

Glossy Lips uff ye tricks

Baby lagdi hai killer

oh yeah Katal Kare Tera Bomb Figure

Parody-

Laal Dress hypnotise Hasini k kardi hai mainu
I swear Bokwaas Hindi bolti jab tab bomb lagdi menu
Funny popcorn Gifs uff ye tricks
Hasini lagdi hai killer
oh yeah oh yeah
Katal kera tere joke idhar

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MR.KooL

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Posted: 11 years ago

Sanskaar Dance Version 😆

Sanskaron Ko Dimag Me Bithake,
Alok Nath Ke Jaisa Tilak Lagake
Prasad Me Nariyal Milake..
Aa Jaao Saare Mood Banake...
All The Alok Nath Fans- Aashirvaad
Don't Miss The Chance- Aashirvaad
All The Alok Nath Fans- Aashirvaad
Don't Miss The Chance- Do This!!
SANSKAR Dance... SANSKAR Dance..
Satsang Me Jab Ye Gaana Bajega,
Sanskaro Me Aana Padega,
Ghanti Ko Bajana Padega,
Charan Sparsh Karke Dikhana Padega...
Ladki Waalo Ki Taraf Se Aaya Main Toh,
Mujhko Rokega Kaun Aur Kaiko
Saari Betiyon Ka Kanyadaan Karunga.. Kisi Ke Daddy Se Nahi Darunga,
Jisko Jo Bhi Hai Wo Karna Wo Kar Lo,
Idhar Hi Hoon Main Khada Pakad Lo Ghar Pe Jaake Tum Google Kar Lo,
Mere Sanskaro Ko Wikipedia Pe Padh Lo..
All The Alok Nath Fans- Aashirvaad
Don't Miss The Chance- Aashirvaad
All The Alok Nath Fans- Aashirvaad
Don't Miss The Chance- Do This!!
SANSKAR Dance... SANSKAR Dance