PhatPhatiya Post - Namak Isk Ka, haye!

Juban pe laga, laga re

Namak isk ka haye

Tere isk ka

Kitchen politics ko maro goli

This is Kitchen courtship in full swing!

I have a UN level international pressing issues that needs to be shared immediately with you'all or I'll die of suffocation

1. If salt is used everyday in every meal, why would you keep salt at an inconveniently highest shelf? Because then, Moonchiya can touchiya sexy kamariya's gori bahiya to rakhiya the saltiya on shelfiya. bas keh diya!

2. I can understand Laila trying to reach the salt, but Paro?

Because Paro is 5'8" and Moonchiya is 5'10" - and two inches in real life is two feet in Reel life.

3. Why does KakiCumMasi(KCM) walk around like everyone is onto some dirty conspiracy against her? This must be tough on her blood pressure, no?

Because KCM thinks Galileo was wrong. The world really revolves around her.

4. Yahan-Bhi-Aman (YBA) is very keen on freeing Paro?

Because in his world, no Parvathi can ever do any wrong.

5. Moonchiya knows she is innocent, but he won't let her go scott free, why?

Because, he is not ready to part with her yet, therefore, he creates implausible doubts and improbable causes, none of which YBA buys for a second.

6. Moonchiya keeps insisting Paro look him in the eye? What does that mean?

When they finally get down to it, he is the look me in the eye while i get it on kind of guy.

7. Why destroy the phone when a delete would have done it?

Because Moonchiya hates IPhones, remember, he is a Samsung Sales Rep.

8. Why does Moonchiya hesitate to talk of their first roll in the sand meeting?

Because, everytime Moonchiya thinks of that first meeting with Paro, his neurons hold a rave party and his pulse joins the NASCAR race, his throat goes dry and his blood drains south.

9. If ever a history book is written on Rudra Paro love story, what would be the content?

A full chapter would be dedicated to details of arm to arm consumashuns, as Rudra-Paro get the salt canister down and put it back up

10. Why is Paro in a heated argument with the family matriarch about the merits of adoption?

Because Paro doesn't have enough problems of her own.

PS : Logged in late and got a whole lot of masala about Archana/Ashish valentine article, ensuing brouhaha and Archana's rejoinder tweet.

Ayyo Haiyo Rabba,

Everyone Have some Murabba

Ashish likes smart girls, that's a relief no? Thats what you meant, right bhabhisa?

What if he liked to discuss nail paint and lipstick colors with co-actors? That would really scare me, not to mention it would shatter the very machismo, macho, superman, hunky hero picture i've painted (no pun) about RudraDev in my head!!!

the salt jar is big really big

First of All lady ...

where are you?

what can I say about salt and gas and mixie and touchy...

Valentines day is around the corner and i found a really cheap way of spending it

Thanx RR makers...

KCM and her insecurities are the only entertainment I get ...her BP pills shall be funded by me...

I am flummoxed by Paro bai Sa ...I see trained soldiers...who have fired at people themselves come back from ambushes broken ...yet Paro the 21 yr old shy bell with pre existing Trauma who was ambushed and her whole entourage massacred now living with her captor become adoption crusader and kamariya counselor who chases random titlis with magic Disney shoes that glitter...

and coming to the morning boiling coffee with Archana what can I say bro...

my very small and easily ignored opinion ...

If Ashish really is a Women are dumb kinda guy and the woman that should have a problem with it does not care then Hail to the Happy couple..

His playing Rudra and entertaining my bored brains is my concern ...and Rudra by the way seems to be the sort that things women are dumb (its gonna bite him in arse soon 😉)

So his thoughts on my dumbness are of least concern to me...(most days I do think i am dumb to be errr bakwaasing here) ...and Ashish at a girls pyjama party choosing glitter nail polish sounds like fun especially if phatphatiya and moonchiya go together.☺️

😆

Don't be putting idhar ke songs udhar, SJ, nothing pisses off fangirls more. (Okay maybe with the exception of longish breaks and nasty Season 2's.)

So I have kostins too.

1. Paro has Moochiya to pull down the salt for her. What does KCM-- who is at least five inches shorter than Paro-- do? Danveer looks kinda short too. And Sumer and Samrat never seem to be at home. The Mystery of the Salt only deepens.

2. Why did Paro conveniently not tell Maithili that KCM is looking for her? Things like this make me nervous in the soap world.

3. Paro is bright enough to grasp the workings of complex kitchen appliances in a few minutes, but not bright enough to not share unnecessary info about her family?

4. Why is Rudra the Major and Aman his second in command, when it should clearly be the other way around? (always)

5. Do you think Rudra watched a soap that cannot be named? Day after day, I see him replicate more mannerisms once exhibited by Oceanji. Only in a rougher, Rajasthani accent.

6. Does Rudra not know that memory cards and most smart phones these days are backed up on Cloud? Refer to question no. 4 again.

7. Why are meal times so dramatic in this family? Is that how people maintain their kamariyas? By not eating and arguing instead?

8. WHERE IS KESARI SINGH?

Extra TFS for the note at the end. 😆