Raman's songs lyrics and translation

Music: Pritam
Lyrics: Mayur Puri
Label: T-Series
Singers: Shahid Malya, Poorvi Koutish, Alam

Om... (Clears throart)
Om...
(Om is a mystic syllable, considered the most sacred mantra
in Hinduism and Tibetan Buddhism. It appears at the beginning
and end of most Sanskrit recitations, prayers, and texts)
Mangalam Bhagwan Vishnu, Mangalam Garudadhwajah
Mangalam Pundareekaksham, Mangalayatano Harih
(These Sanskrit mantras are chanted in a Hindu wedding ceremony)
Mangalam Bhagwan Vishnu, Mangalam Garudadhwajah

Tauba Main Vyah Karke Pachtaya
Oh God! I feel regret after marrying
Tauba Main Vyah Karke
Oh God! After marrying

Aaha Now Listen To Me Carefully
Munh Band Rakh, Eyes Khuli
Keep Your mouth shut, eyes open
I Am Getting A Many Pair
Shopping For A Dress
Ghar Baith, Kaam Kar
Sit at home, do the chores
TV Chhod, Clean The Mess
Stop watching TV and clean the mess

Naagin Jaisi Zulfein Thi
She had beautiful black tresses like a black snake
Ab Puri Naagin Wo Haan Nazrein Mujhko Aati Everyday
Now I visualize her as a snake itself everyday
Thi Chaand Kabhi Ab Taare Dikhlaati Hai Everyday
She was like a Moon and now she makes me see stars everyday
(I'm in huge trouble because of her)
Thi Jaan Meri Ab Jaan Jalati Hai Ji Everyday...
She was like my heart and now she burns my heart everyday

Tevar Ban Gaye Zevar
Tantrums have become her adornments
(She throws tantrums daily)
Jis Din Se Ghar Aayi Wo
Since the day she has entered home
Chalti Madam Khata Thokar Main
Madam walks and I am the one who crashes
Ho Rabba Mere, Baahar Sahib
Oh God! I'm a respectable man outside
Ghar Pe Naukar Main
But at home, I've been reduced to being a servant
Dekho Ji Kaise Ringmaster Se
It seems as if from a ringmaster
Ban Gaya Joker Main
I've become a joker

Hai Madam Ka Yeh Tashan
Madam behaves in such style
Main Iska Manmohan
As if I'm always at her disposal and will do whatever she says
Main Apne, Main Apne, Main Apne Naam Pe Bhi Haklaaya
I've now even started stammering while taking my own name
Ho Paape Vyah Karke
O brother! After marrying
Ho Paape Shaadi Karke Pachtaya
O brother! I feel regret after marrying
Main Vyah Karke...
After marrying
Ho Paape Shaadi Karke Pachtaya
O brother! I feel regret after marrying
Main Vyah Karke... Haaye...
After marrying

Tell Me Kahaan Mara Tha
Tell me, where the hell were You?
Bata De Sachh Sachh
Tell me the truth
I Hate Your Friends So Much
Are You Having A Drink?
Bloody Good For Nothing

Ho... Raja Ho Maharaja Koi Ho Chaahe Sultan
May it be a king or an emperor or a ruler
Biwi Se Darna Zaroori Hai
It's necessary for him to be afraid of his wife
Yeh Rooth Gayi To Ramayana Main Jaise Kaikeyi Hai
If she gets upset she can turn into Kaikeyi from Ramayana
(Kaikeyi was the last of King Dasaratha's three wives who was a step mother to Lord Rama,
the Hindu Deity/God. It was due to Kaikeyi's jealously and actions that led Lord Rama to be
abolished from his kingdom and sent to exile. This caused Dasaratha to die and created
lots of other difficulties and heartbreaks. Hence, in modern day, she is used as an example
of a woman who can do devilish acts if she is angered or upset)
Ab Toh Yeh Meri Life Mahabharat Si Ho Gayi Hai...
Now my life has become like the Mahabharat
(The Mahabharata is the longest epic poem in the world written in Sanskrit. It describes in
depth about the Kurukshetra War and the fates of the Kaurava and the Pandava princes.
In day to day life today, when there is a huge crisis or a big fight, people quote that there's
Mahabharat happening just to highlight that there is a huge chaos)

Phantom Chhodo Uski Biwi Chalta Phirta Pain
Leave Phantom aside as his wife was a huge pain and that's it
(Phantom is a referring to the popular superhero The Phantom' who was a costumed crime-fighter)
Pit Pit Ke Hi Neela Pad Gaya Main
But I've gotten beaten up so badly that I've turned purple (without wearing a costume)
(This line is pointing out to the colour of the costume of The Phantom which is purple.
It means that he hasn't turned purple by wearing The Phantom's costume,
but his wife has beaten him so badly that his skin has turned into a shade of purple)
Hain Ghar Main Aake Jaale Saaf Karta Sweater Main
After coming home, I'm cleaning the cobwebs and sweaters
Wo Hal Ke Hai Banda Kapde Phaade Biwi Din Aur Rain
What should a guy do if his wife tears off his clothes day and night?
(Here tearing is not to be taken in a literal sense, but this line means that a wife creates
huge difficulties in a man's life)

Superman Se Kehti Aaha...
She tells Superman that
(Superman is referring to the famous superhero)
Super Se Oopar Nahi Oho...
She won't accept anything less than the best
Koi Bhi... Koi Bhi... Koi Bhi Isko Na Khush Kar Paya
No one is able to satisfy her (make her happy)
Ho Paape Vyah Karke
O brother! After marrying
Ho Paape Shaadi Karke Pachtaya
O brother! I feel regret after marrying
Main Vyah Karke...
After marrying
Ho Paape Shaadi Karke Pachtaya
O brother! I feel regret after marrying
Main Vyah Karke... Ae...
After marrying

Haan, Wadda Aaye Husband Hokar
You take huge pride in being a husband
Teri Toh Hai Game Over
But now it's game over for You