Rishteedaar Of The Week is BACKKK! - Page 3

Originally posted by: PRnerd

some questions...waiting for the answers

answers toh main dungi...just dont plan on them making sense 😆

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? because its not half as much fun as when you do it with mouth open

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? magical...patent pending...plastic 😉

Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery? they can only see others futures...not their own...

Why is abbreviated such a long word? who ever came up with it was an idiot

Why is a boxing ring square? because only corners are considered "safe" in a fight

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? kahin murda phirse zinda hogaya toh? we dont need more zombies thank you!

Why is it that doctors call what they do practice? because practice makes perfect and docs all have God complex

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? because rain comes by accident...snow is sent deliberately

Why is it that to stop Windows on your computer, you have to click on Start? why you asking me...Bill Gate's se poocho na

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? lmfao!! so you can hear yourself talk and think...lmfao!! and cuz loud music obstructs your vision

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? zamana hi itna pagal hai...this is normal for us...fake mein real...aur real mein fake...*uff*

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? because he takes it and makes you broke!

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? well duh...because it tells seconds..not minutes or hours...hey! we should totally call the other hands the hour hand and minute hand!

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? because we are in a rush to get home

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? because they are at important as the bottom of your feet...

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? cuz...only cats know what mice taste like...

Can fat people go skinny-dipping? God lets hope not! 😉

If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter? try it...make sure a cop sees it...and then let me know...sounds like a plan!

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? white

When being sentenced to death, by Lethal Injection, Why do they sterilize the needle? cuz...you dont want to take germs with you to hell...you already have enough going against you...do you want to be the person that brought staphylococcus bacteria toh the Devil?

Can you cry under water? ya...as long as you dont pee underwater

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? dont know...but you've got to be president thats for sure

Why do you have to "put your two cents in". but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? you think your thoughts are worth 2 cents...but everyone else only thinks they are worth 1 penny

Why does a round pizza come in a square box? more wiggle room 😛

What disease did cured ham actually have? swine flu

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? the moon landing was fake...all lighting and camera work 😆

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? cuz...when you're the adult and the baby sleeps...there is nothing more peaceful in the world!

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? no...its called a deafing 😃

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? cuz...it pays more

Originally posted by: nikitagmc

Hey Jaz, congrats for being the ROTW!!!! thank you! 😳

1.) A book, movie and serial which inspired you/ forced you to think: actually...im a total book nerd...but i like romance...suspense...nothing deep or anything like that...vaise hi life is drama filled...however...there was a book by Nicholas Sparks called THE CHOICE...one of the best things ive ever read...made me think about what i'd do for the person i loved...what lengths i'd go to keep them with me...

2.) Favourite author: wow...Marry Higgins Clark, Nicholas Sparks, Dan Brown, Pames Patterson, Julie Garwood..the list goes on and on😆

3.) A line/phrase which you use very commonly: oh teri...and i know right? oh oh...and recently...the russian word "ujes"

4.) A movie which was so bad that you left it midway: Alexander...didnt leave half way but definitely fell asleep

5.) Which type of poems do you like: ones that rhyme...usually sad ones...i dont know why...i love sad stuff...sad songs...sad poems...bit of a sadist 😆

6.) The most scary movie you've ever seen: ya...i dont do scary movies...barely ever watch them...and when i do its in the day time and im still looking over my shoulder...but...i guess...The Exorcist

7.) What do you think about the horror serials on TV currently: dont watch any...cuz they make me laugh

8.) One horror story/serial you were scared of as a child: i was scared of my MOTHER as a child...hell..i still am 🤣

9.)Your favourite accessory: earrings, rings and bracelets! i cannot stand necklaces...but my all time fav...payals😳

10.) One makeup accessory which is a must for you/you can't live without: eyeliner and gloss...these two i must have

11.) How do you like to dress up 1.) At home - usually in pj's 2.) On a normal outing - jeans and a cute top...flipflops or heels...depends on my mood 3.) Parties - desi party i love sarees and the whole bit (bindis, chudis, jhumkas etc) , for western...dress/skirt (any excuse to shop)

12.) If you get one crore rupees, what would you like to do with it? buy my parents a house

13.) One secret wish of yours: aare...bata diya toh secret nahin rehga...but chalo...except for my IF peepz...no one in my life (real life) knows that i write or that im somewhat good at it

14.) Most memorable moment on IF? its not one single memory...but...it has to be the invention of the Saali Squad on KS forum...because those people are still in my life...

15.Your role model/ inspiration? my parents...hands down...no doubt...

Answer these, will post more...hehehhe!!!! more?! 😲

Originally posted by: shootingstar27

ROTW is back 🥳

Welcome to the hot seat 😃 You are really special Jazzy😉, so much to deal with in so little time and now you are gonna be grilled😆 😆😆 thanks yaar! im scared of you all now! 😕

My questions 😉

1. If you are offered an all expenses paid vacation to anywhere, where would you go and why? back to Bangladesh cuz thats where my family is

2.Do you prefer taking pictures or being in it? both

3.Are you a beach,country or city person? And why? beach!! i live in Southern California...beaches are only like 20min drive from my house...totally a beach girl!! have been all my life!

4.If you could own a non-traditional pet,what would it be? no pets...i have a phobia for all animals...except fish and rabbits...go figure 😆

5.Which one would you prefer to do professionally if you have the opportunity and why :actor, singer,sportsperson ,model? actor...because...you get to play dress up all day...

Happy Answering 😛 I'll be back with more 😉

What was the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you?

What really gives you the creeps?

What are the three happiest moments in your life so far?

What was your favorite tv show when you were growing up?

If you were a character on a tv show, which one would you be?

What's your favorite movie of all time and why?

Has reading a book ever changed your life? Which one and why, if yes?

If you could be a character in any novel you've ever read, who would you be and why?

Would you rather be good looking or rich?

Would you rather have super strength or super intelligence?

Would you rather have the power to be invisible or the power to read minds?

Who or what inspires you and why?

have fun ...will be back with more 😉

Originally posted by: coolpratz

1)one word that describes u the best.. loving 😳

2)ur fav. holiday destination.. Bangladesh...where my family is...i love spending time with my cousins, the bhabis, jijus...all the kids...maasi's...mausas...mama./mami...all of them!!

3)fav movie. dear lord...there are a ton...but...Aaina is a fave

4)When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?😃 ha ha...is says "ME!"

5)Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?😛( i ask this to evry1)😆 ...cuz then you'd have to say...onety two...onety three...and we'd all look like idiots! 😆

thats it frm my side...enjoy😉

Originally posted by: omshreejaanu

Ok Jaz here i am with my set of questions:😃

1.How do you get off a non-stop flight? easy...open the latch and jump out...but make sure you have a parachute 😆

2. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? ha ha...someone just asked me...they say "ME!"

3. If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?quite possible...aaj kaal ke log bohot ajeeb hai 😕

4. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? everything has an expiration date...even we do 😆

5. When you're sitting on the upstairs floor, are u sitting on the downstairs ceiling? no...if you were sitting on the downstairs ceiling...you'd have to be upside down 😆

6. If deaf people go to court is it still called a hearing>? already asked...and no...its called a deafing

7. If vegetarians eat vegetables.. what do humanitarians eat? human's money

U answer these ones i'll come bak with more later😈

Originally posted by: piya_10

What was the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you? fell at an amusement park in front of a million people who were waiting in line for a ride...😕

What really gives you the creeps? people that stare

What are the three happiest moments in your life so far? my college graduation, being accepted into the AIT program..and any time i spend with my family and friends...im always happy

Which is your wish that is not yet fulfilled? to become a hospital administrator...working on it What's your favorite tv show of all time and why? FRIENDS..love the characters...the stories...the jokes...i know everything by heart!

What was your favorite tv show when you were growing up? saturday morning cartoons and "california dreams" ...and the TGIF showcase

If you were a character on a tv show, which one would you be? Geet...i want Maan Singh Khurana

What's your favorite movie of all time and why? there are too many to list...but i guess...Qyamath se Qyamath Tak...my first EVER hindi movie when i was like 2...apparently i cried when Amir died...or so mom says

Has reading a book ever changed your life? Which one and why, if yes? no really changed my life...but i do love to read

If you could be a character in any novel you've ever read, who would you be and why? dont know...hmm...soochna padega

Would you rather be good looking or rich? both 😉

Would you rather have super strength or super intelligence? both 😛

Would you rather have the power to be invisible or the power to read minds? both 😆

Who or what inspires you and why? my parents...i see what they sacrificed and continue to sacrifice for me and my brother so that we could have good lifes here...

have fun ...will be back with more 😉