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Kools reporting from base : Sulo and Marwadin fight in PR .
đđđđ Yup . Slapo and Marwadin flew Hammer and tongs at each other today when Marwadin followed illegal Vaishoo to do more izzat aarti of her at Her Maayka. She was FUMING at the lies that she had been fed , and wanted answers . She frankly told Slapo that her daughter was having an affair with handsome Gareeb Jeejoo Baba Manav .
Thats the reason she is staying for ONE MONTH in that mosquito ridden chawl as if she has no KAAM DHAAM and telling me lies I am at various PURS in Maharashtra ........said the Marwadin bitterly .
Lies ! Total RUBBISH ! cried Slapochana , deeply shocked . My Beti can NEVER go astray . NEVER ! and my damad is SHAREEF ! He wudn't stir if an APSARA from heaven threw himself at him ! I TOTALLY believe him ! [ Except for the photos with the prostitutes section in old PR . }
As if u even KNOW that ur daughter is staying for one month at Baba Manav's place.... rubbed in the Marwadin angrily .
Slapo squirmed at THAT one . She HADN"T . Infact she didn't know ANY THING about the rumors sizzling and crackling all over Dombivli about Baba Manav's Immoral Threesome. . Your Daughter is BADCHALAN and a CHARITRAHEEN ......and Baba Manav is a PLAYER and a STUD informed the Marwadin in cold fury . . And what about Batat ? what is HE ? asked Slapo . . What about him ? Why r u dragging the poor chubby pet in all this ? He is doing BUSINESS in PUNE ! Unable to bear this harlot's dhandas he runs out of town every alternate day , my Chubboo . And immerses himself in BUSINESS to forget the PAIN . . Ahahaha ! Chubbooo indeed ! Of course Im gonna drag your Chubboo in this . Coz now this is NOT a matter of my daughter's CHARITRA . Its a matter of MY upbringing ........My SANSKAARS . U have not attacked HER .U have attacked ME . Let her CHARITRA go to hell . My SANSKAARS however CANNOT go to HELL . JAI SANSKAARS ! . Chubboo is not in PUNE ! I saw him yesterday at Dombivli Station ! I called out to him but he pretended NOT to hear ! cried Vinod . I swear by God !.
Lies ! Everyday He CALLS me from PUNE !
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Calls ? CALLS ? Hahahaha ! Slapochana laughed hysterically , much to Manohar's fright . My dear SAMDHAN this is a MOBILE ! U can call anyone from ANYWHERE and say ur calling from PUNE !
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Chubboo is in PUNE only . said the Marwadin obstinately . Vinod has seen someone ELSE .
Wait a minute ........Said Slapochana , showing unusual brilliance after a long long time [ It had RUSTED when she had cast similiar aspersions on Baba Manav's character as a damad and dragged her daughter home on Satyanarayan pooja day .} She called Decent Satish and asked him if Batatwada had gone to Pune .
Not At all said Poor Decent Satish , puzzled that saas was asking him such questions early in the morning . Not to my Knowledge .NO.
Aha ! said Slapo victoriously . Decent Satish u come RIGHT here at this moment .
See ? See ? Decent Satish has FIRMLY said ur Chubboo is NOT in Pune . and even BAPPA doesn't doubt the nobility of Decent Satish .Why , he s like .......like ........YUDHISTHIRA .
Manohar wanted to weep . All were gathering in his house slowly , the tamasha was about to INTENSIFY . Decent Satish had been called and Slapo had called Baba Manav too . Both his damads were arriving with his Devi daughters in tow ........a sure sign of a CATASTROPHE . His IZZAT had gone long back , he really didnt care about it anymore . What worried him the MOST was that Slapo wud fall in his arms and start huffing any moment . He really cudn't bear all that weight at this age . He didn't even care if Vaishoo really had an affair with Baba Manav so long as Vaishoo lived at the chawl and didn't come to stay HERE and increase his problems . Do WHATEVER u want , wept Manohar silently . Have Affairs , Abortions , Divorces , WHATEVER . Just don't come HERE and Let me live in peace . One Manju biting her nails is much much better than these 3 Devis returning with a catastrophe in tow .
The TWO DAMADS arrived soon . Baba Manav arrived FIRST , of course .
Baba Manav ..........said Slapochana sternly , fixing him with a glare TELL me the truth .This Lady here says Ur having an AFFAIR with my youngest daughter . Tell me Baba Manav that this is NOT True .
Baba Manav wanted to pee . Not that he had done ANYTHING wrong , but he remembered the 3 slaps given to him by this woman . He wondered if the FOURTH was coming right now .
He gurgled a NO .
But Slapo did not slap him . She had OTHER points to prove today .
He has come here RUNNING at my bidding .........she told the MARWADIN victoriously . If he was LYING he wud not pick up phones , like ur Chubboo . the VERY FACT that he RAN and came here proves he is INNOCENT .
Humph , said the Marwadin . He does that EVERYDAY . The full WORLD knows that Baba Manav gets up , stands , sits and pees at ur bidding . Whats so great or new in THAT .
Meanwhile Decent Satish arrived . He overheard the Marwadin telling all that baba Manav was having a gala time with his PREGNANT saali instead of his wife who had RECENTLY lost her virginity , and was STUNNED to the very core of his decent soul . Whimsical Varsha GASPED .
AAi Archoo stared serenely , taking ALL the aspersions on her husband's character as PRASAD . It doesn't matter , she thought piously . Let his character go to the DOGS . Let Vaishu's character go to the dogs too . What must be SAVED is MOM . Let the world call Baba Manav a KUTTA . No problem . I will stoutly say But i LOVE THIS KUTTA . But AAI shud not get an ASTHMA ATTACK .THATS more important .
Bolo Saare use KUTTA
Ya Fek Ke MAARO Use BUTTA
Maaro Use Chappal Maaro Boot
Hum Dono Mein na padegi FOOT !
Ya , go on , HIT him with the MUDDIEST chappals , color his thobda with the DIRTIEST mud from GUTTERS . My Baba Manav will take it ALL . ALL . He will fight till the LAST breath but not allow MY AAI to become BREATHLESS .
My Comments :
Nowdays many comments about KARMAS coming to BITE in the BUTT r flying around the forum .........especially in regard to the SUFFERINGS OF SAVITA . She is getting her due KARMA all r saying .
Well , I guess this is SULO's Karma then . Biting her in her chubby behind ? She had cast similiar aspersions on Manav's character on the basis of few non living inanimate photographs and today her Samdhan is believing the word of MANY LIVING people who r discussing her daughter animatedly . Surely Sulo will understand the Marwadin ?
The Marwadin once again told Vaishu .........give me one GOOD REASON and I take back ALL I Said . Vaishu OPTS NOT to . My guess is she will OPT To TELL when even the BACHCHA in her tummy will be said to belong to Manav tomorrow .
I cannot UNDERSTAND Archana . Why is she keeping quiet ? I wish Savita had seen THIS insult of her son before cracking up and landing in the loony bin . Marraige to Archana means being dragged to her maaika to be insulted every month and to stand there GULPING . If the immediate Karanjkar family had teir fill , the SAMDHANS [ Bhavna Rasika and Marwadin] jump in .
Guys this serial BORES me and I may take a break . don't mind . I think Im done with it .Tomorrow even if Dharmy is found out Im not interested like before .
Did I tell u Wise Ajit DRANK and told Shibu NEVER TO MARRY as a MARD ki WAAT LAG JAATI HAI ? He then went home , slept , had a hangover and apologised to Vandu in the morning only to find that the electricity in his house was CUT OFF as Evil Rassi had secretly spent All the bill money on a necklace for herself .đđđđ She had been doing this sneakily for 6 months in instalments . She had pretended to pay the bill but was giving money to jeweller in HAFTA .
What to do . I gotta wear something na . I STILL get up and sit with HI society vixens . They r my social circle . Sulked Rassi unrepentantly , avoiding his eyes .
The Goat sensibly offered him money from her little savings DIBBA. She had been putting aside bit by bit everymonth like a good , frugal housewife . Here Take it and add some more and pay the bill She told Ajit .
Poor Ajit told her he wud MANAGE from outside and went off .
My Comment : Rasika goes SCOT FREE for this atrocity ? She is driving Ajit to Bad habits again .He has begun drinking due to the tension in the house and may gamble to recover the money .
I request CVS NOT to wreck Vandus life again .
Ajit is hot when he drinks and says dialogues like Waat Lag Jaati hai . đ Theres something horribly down to earth and real about this actor .
Guys I may comment tomorrow but may discontinue doing daily commentary AS Im busy in personal stuff . All this is so DISMAL and BORING I think Im genuinely outgrowing PR .
Enjoy and CIAO guys . Kools signing off for the day .
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