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Kools reporting from base : Dharmesh's Sachaai still being STRETCHED in PR
.Now that VARSHA KI SACHAAI is out it is the turn of DHARMESH KI SACHAAI to be stretched till pharmacies run out of aspirins. One Sachaai is out ..another Sachaai is pulled like a rubber band but the REAL SACHAAI .......that the show SUCKS currently and has gone to the DOGS and is literally running only coz the leads r participating in JDJ and r so popular that PR is cashing on the popularity of JDJ and surviving somehow .......this SACHAAI is still not entering the BRAINS of the CVS .😡
Holy Archu and Behen Vaishoo entered the perpetually open KHOLI and sat with sadiyal faces on the one and only cot . Holy Archu was uninterested in cooking , making tea , or conversing with her husband . She is nowdays only interested in crying over her behen 's PHOOTA NASEEB . What they do is sit with long faces like gourds and sigh , bas .
Cmon Cmon cook something I am hungry said Bhags , who was lovingly watching the women , which is his favourite timepass when he isn't praying for them by ignoring his business.
Holy Archu dutifully got up , keeping her sadiyal mood aside . Oh Bhags look ! DIBBAS r empty ! What shall I cook ? she asked , for she had neglected her sansaar so much that she was not really keeping her kitchen uptodate with the normal ration .
So what , said Bhags cheerfully, determined to bring Holy Archu in a good mood . U make a list and give it to me and I will fulfill all ur DIBBAS Holy Archu . Just like I will fufill ur SAPNE .Gimme this mouka Holy Archu .
So Holy Archu and Behen Vaishoo made a list , chirping like females who suddenly realised they have KAAM DHANDAS after all , and BHags watched them lovingly like a FATHER . The girls r chirping again , he thought . Thats the way it shud be .
Just as Bhags was deeply immersed in his [un] manly thoughts , Wise Ajit came there to meet him . He was zapped to see Behen Vaishoo there but he wisely said NOTHING . Then he asked Bhags about Slapochana's health . It seems entire Dombivli knows that the noble lady, so brave and so playful with her slaps , is heaving like a plump model doing a YOGA display on her bed in the K home .
Its all due to Varsha , Bhags informed Wise Ajit . He wanted to give him all the details of her gynac condition .
But Wise Ajit merely said OH and hurriedly changed the subject .True to his name , he DIDN"T enquire about the whys , as he knew enough of the KARTOOTS of Whimsical Varsha , the black sheep of the K family . I have come to take u to ur BUSINESS Bhags , he reminded gently . You are NEEDED . I have made some new contacts and u need to meet them .
Oh ! said Bhags dully and dutifully . Yea .Of course . And he cast a sad glance at the females discussing the grocery list and sadly went with Wise Ajit , unwillingly dragging his feet .
Holy Archu didn't greet Wise Ajit as a RISHTEDAAR . She didn't offer him tea or even mention that she wud have offered some but the groceries were over . Nothing .She was only chitchatting with Behen Vaishoo . She seems uninterested in any other human that is not connected to her maayka. This is the second time I noticed this .....last time Wise Ajit had been running all over Dombivli looking for Bhags at her request and had come with him after finding him .Today he had come after managing the new business single handedly to TAKE him ........the least this mannerless duo cud have done was get him tea from DOWN ! I sometimes wonder where the earlier Archana[ God help me I wud NEVER have dreamt I wud EVER be saying this , has GONE ?She had been GOOFY as a harebrained mare but she had impeccable manners at least !😕😕😕😕}
Bhags cheered up when he went to the market .The story is that all ferrywallahs fell on his feet as if he was GOD , doing his wah wah and praising him to the skies as if he was AKBAR THE GREAT . This after two days of business ........he had run off to Shrirangpur with his wife's maayka and poor Wise Ajit had been managing the business for three days after that all alone . But it seems the ferrywallahs LOVED Bhags just in two days and wanted to kiss his wrist and get salvation .
Then Bhags stopped a fight in that crowded bazaar and benevolently gave the fighter cock a ten rupee note . STOP the FIGHT and take this , he said , shaming Akbar's generosity.
Don't want it PHOKAT . Gimme KAAM .said the KHUDDAR fighter cock .
Don't have KAAM said Bhags and he and Wise Ajit walked away like Akbar and Birbal rushing off as they had no faaltoo time once their display of generosity was over .
The Khuddar Fighter cock stared after them . Guys I have a feeling hes gonna have some role to play in HELPING Bhags somehow.
Decent Satish lied to his mom about Whimsical Varsha's swollen eyes and told her she had been crying as Slapochana , her noble mom , had got an asthma attack .
Oh ! thought Bhavna , still confused , as Slapochana's asthma attacks were as NORMAL a phenomena as the fights Savita had with the bhaaji waalis in Dombivli . So THATS why her THOBDA is so SOOJA HUA ! Hmmm !
Upwardly she expressed sympathy and told Whimsical Varsha later that she wished to pay that noble lady with ample proportions a visit . I MUST SHOW HER MY REGARDS said Bhavna , who had impeccable manners although she was a nosy coyote at times.
Whimsical Varsha agreed , TRAPPED in her own lies . She had been lying on the bed and weeping , thinking of her DREAMS and her whim to have a BACHHA and TWINS . She was suddenly NOT interested in her job and career plans anymore . They r all so FALTOO she thought weeping . BACHCHA is the MAIN THING .
Meanwhile Bhags came home thru the perpetually open door and hugged holy Archu from behind just as Wise Ajit had hugged Vandu since CVS READ our commentary .😉😉😉😉 BLATANT COPY GUYs . 😆😆 Then he gave her money and told her he wanted to do her SAPNE POORE . [ Sigh]
Wanna earn sooo much , soo much that on whattever u place ur finger THAT i wanna buy for u . Wanna do ur SAPNE POORE .
Holy Archu smiled , shaking her head maternally . These men ! She thought .So BHOLE BHAALE ! What sapne will I have darling , except the welfare of BEHEN Vaishoo and BEHEN VARSHOO ?
Behen Vaishoo was watching all this sneakily from the doorway of DOOR PERPETUAL . She interrupted their attempt at romance and told them they ought to SHUT the door at least .
Shy Bhags ran away , his heart fluttering that he had been teased by his saali , wanting to skip as he ran . Then BEHEN VAISHOO told Holy Archu that she was lucky t have PATI like Bhags .
Or Look at MY PATI she said . A TOAD. A veritable slimy TOAD with SPECS . Archoo TAi I have decided NOT to tell AAI annything now .What if AAI DIES ?
BILKUL THEEK said Holy Archu . I DON"T want u to tell AAI now . We must HIDE Dharmesh ki SACHAAI .
But Archoo Tai , TILL WHEN ? asked Behen Vaishoo , coz her grey cells still throbbed a little . TILL WHEN ? One day we gotta tell AAI na ? Ha ?
DUNNO answered Holy Archu like the blind version of the Oracle at Delphi . I don't have JAWAB to ur SAWAAL . But AAI musn't KNOW thats ALL I know . For AAI u must do NATAK .We must ALL do NATAK .
OK ARCHOO TAI wept Behen Vaishoo .
Meanwhile Bhags skipped and hopped and twirled like an elf and reached the D home to give his mom a sari he had bought to show his sense of duty as he got SUCH a lashing in the commentary . There he told a happy Savita about Varsha ki Sachaai . He had been bursting to gossip about it all day to sOMEONE and since WISE AJIT had shown no interest he decided to tell it to his useless father who LOVED female Gossip .
Savita had wrongly thought that Slapochana's asthma attack must have surely been due to Holy Archu .😆😆😆😆😆 Her Pareshaani is her elder Devi Daughter , she said , echoing Manohar's thoughts . Poor Slapo ! She has reached her ripe years now , but no SUKUN . All her pareshaanis stem from this daughter who HERSELF is a PARESHAANI .😆😆😆😆😆😆 What else will people get when she is arround if not asthma attacks .
But Bhags told her it was Whimsical Varshas fault , not Holy Archu's this time . Upon which Savita said
We often value those things we devalued once we LOSE them .
Upon which Useless Damo immediately taunted her like a female saying KAASH U wud PRACTISE what U PREACH [ meaning U too will know the VALUE of Holy Archu one day .}
Oh yeah . Did I mention that Savita saw Dharmesh registering shamelessly in a hotel with Madhuri as his BIWI and Varun as his Bachcha ? Guys the fat creep is growing BOLDER by the day and Holy Archu is saying I dunno THIS IS THE WAY ITS GONNA BE ??????
Archana is AIDING Dharmesh unconsciously by giving her sister foolish advice . Although its Vaishu's decision to make , she is looking upto Archna and Archnas advice SUCKS .
Tomorrow we see Savita too going to enquire after Slapochana's health and bhanda phoding Behen Vaishoo and perhaps BEHEN VARSHU's dirty little secrets too . She is BUGGED that they insulted HER Manav . It is a crass Maa's way of defending HER SON ....but the son will instead attack her as he bootlicks his so called SANSKAARI sasural .
Kools signing off for the day . Enjoy my friends and CIAO . Or shud I say MIAOW as my comments r often CATTY .😉
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