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Kools reporting from base : ARMAN CRACK in PR ..........Manav violent , Archu slaps AGAIN😃
OPERATION VADA PAAV .
Damo accosted the Karanjkars , Ranes , Joshis and Jaipurwallas and invited them to his stall for some refreshments .
MANOHARPANT he said , meaningfully looking at Manohar , Come and eat something at my VADAPAV STALL .
HA HA , KYU NAHI said Manohar immediately , understanding Damo's signal . Good ol Damo ! A TRUE PAL If there ever existed one , he thought , blinking tears of gratitude and wanting to kiss Damodar's wrist then and there itself . TRUST DAMO to get around the WIVES , u cud ALWAYS depend on him ! Such a PAHUNCHA HUA , HARDENED Husband he was , with years and years of living with Savita . Don't worry ol Pal , he had told Manohar , with his hand around his arm , his breath reeking of THARRA , I will give u the Vada Paav , by HOOK or by CROOK . U leave it ALL to me . I will manage YOUR wife , the Siamese Cat , the MARWADIN , My own , EVERYONE . All u have to do is say YES YES . Got it ?
He is a HERO , thought Manohar as they walked to the Vada Pav stall . A GEM among men .He has to start CLASSES on how husbands should survive their wives . He will MINT money .
Savita was bugged to see the PHOKAT LOT .😆😆😆😆 She wanted to make money and now she cudn't charge them . Useless TOTA , she thought , looking angrily at Damo . As if i don't know his NATAKS . Here I am , trying to make money and here he is , bringing FREELOADERS .
Bhagwan immediately started serving Vadapaavs to all . He first gave to Manohar .
Manohar did not look at Chubby as Damo had taught him . FOcus only on the Vada Pav , Damo had said . Don't even GLANCE at her . Gobble it quickly before she opens her mouth to object and put your plate quickly forward for a SECOND one . And later put it all on MANNERS . Tell her that ETIQUETTE forbade u from refusing . ETIQUETTE for OLD TIMES SAKE .😃
Chubby took the Vada Paav too .
Batatawada REFUSED . No THANKS he said bitterly , not caring that it looked UNGRACIOUS . I AM FASTING FOR NAVRATRI . He was actually very offended that he had been offered a BATATAWADA to eat , the similiarity between HIM and the VADA was too striking . It offended him . Besides , the one offered to him was OVER FRIED .
The Marwadis declined . They were scared of anything related to Archana's past be it her Ex , Ex sasur or Vada paavs .
TDH raised his hand coldly and cut Bhags short . Prabhi froze him with a glance and Taklu Rane pretended to go along with Prabhi , secretly jealous of Manohar .
Manju and Vinod declined . Manju's refusal had nastiness in it , of course . Varsha Vaishu took embarassedly .
Then Bhags took the Vada Paav to holy Archu . Holy Archu looked at him with love . This is PRASAD , she thought with devotion . This is not a vada paav , its solidified AMRIT , NECTAR .
All were watching her to see if she wud eat it . Especially Prabhi and TDH . If she does , I will yank her head back on SR night by holding her tresses and stuff vada paavs in her mouth till she pukes , thought TDH , black clouds gathering above his handsome head . But Thank goodness Savita called BHags BACK right at that moment .
Decent Satish felt very bad for Bhags . Everyone is being so darned UNGRACIOUS , he thought , his noble soul stirred with compassion . He is just being a host , and his old Dad is really being very gracious .
Here BHAGs , he said I'll have one please .
Later , Decent Satish asked for one more . Why one ?Asked Damo graciously . Have TWO . And he quickly slipped an extra to Manohar while serving Satish .
Manohar wept with joy . Life wasn't so bad after all , he thought as he hurriedly munched it , his back to an unsuspecting Chubby . It had its good moments . A pal like Damo and garamagaram Vada Paav ! This was a win win situation . Even if he got a heart attack who cared . It wud mean ESCAPE from his Devi daughter and chubby wife . Both were welcome .......The delicious Vada Paav and the heart attack . BOTH brought him HAPPINESS .
TDH SPEAKS
Holy Archu , true to her kind , holy nature , wanted to feed a bhikaari gal ICE CREAM . But she had left her purse with her chubby MOMMY . But Bhags , who had come to the nearby stall to get some oil on Savitas instructions volunteered to 'SAVE" by paying .
Don't you bother Holy Archu , said Bhags , playing SPIRITUAL HUSBAND . I am there na . I will Pay .
Seeing their ullu faces , some clever bhikaari children immediately grabbed the opportunity to demand icecream for ALL . Lets LOOT these two SUCKERS , they giggled . WE WANT ICE CREAM TOO , they yelled .
Of course the Holy virgin Duo complied with compassion .
Suddenly holy Archu slipped and fell forward and as Bhags held her , the ice cream cone rubbed against Bhagwan's cheek . He stood holding her in his divine arms , icre cream cones in her hand and all , a big blob on his divinely cute cheek .
PAVITRA RISHTAAAAAAAA ! PAVITRA RISHTAAAAA ! music started in the background . The angels blessed them from above and gazed fondly at this romantic moment .So did the Bhikaari children and stall wallahs .
Holy Archu giggled . Bhags permitted himself a Half smile . She looks SO DIVINELY CUTE when she giggles , thought Bhags .
He looks CHO CHWEET in a PURE , AUSPICIOUS KINDA WAY , thought Holy Archu , wondering if a holy lick was permitted in a spiritual wedding .
She touched his cheek to rub the ice cream . The Bhikaari children wondered if the SUCKERS wud ever get to Kissing . They r NOT the type , a smart one yawned . So they took their ice creams and ran away .
Stars in his eyes that Holy Archu has TOUCHED his cheek , Bhags FORGOT the can of OIL on the ground and and was returning to his stall , floating above the ground when TDH , who had malevolently watched all this , accosted him . Bhags tried to evade him and run away but TDH stopped in his way .
Where r u running Bhags , Huh ? he asked , poking Bhags in the shoulder . Sometimes chit chat with me too , what say ? U hardly ever chat with me Bhags , Im sooooo disappointed in our holy friendship .
Gotta go , mumbled Bhags , sensing TDH's evil fury .
Why ? Not interested in chatting with me , eh ? Interested ONLY in chatting with Holy Archu , eh ?
Bhags kept quiet.
Btw I really can't understand WHAT Holy Archu sees in a LOSER like u , said TDH , genuinely amazed . I mean , SERIOUSLY . I am superior in EVERY RESPECT compared to u . I am at a higher POST than u , fInancially better than u .........even ur superman underwears r bought in a WHOLESALE SHOP . My family is not CHEAPo and DYSFUNCTIONAL like urs , I LOOK BETTER THAN U , I am tall dark , handsome and elegant while your are running to fat , unshaven and SWEATY all the time . Still HOly Archu carries a torch for U and not me . I wonder WHY .
Coz I KNOW her better than u , answered Bhags quietly .
MAAILAAA ! said TDH , giving marathi gaali . He wanted to clobber Bhags but Damo came there and pointed out that Bhags had not brought the oil , and Savita had turned his brain into BHAAJI PAALA by nagging about it ., so TDH left and Bhags was SAVED .
THE MARAMARI
Now what happened was , seeing Holy Archu in that overdressed state , laden with jewels and sari and mogra gajras in her hair and all , some sleazy gundas genuinely thought she was a PROSTITUTE .🤣 who was roaming around the Navaratri fair searching for CUSTOMERS . They circled her and started touching her .
Hey sweetie pie ! Jaaneman ! Why r u roaming in this MELA alone , ha ? Come with us , WE will give u company !
Yea Cmon DILBUR ! Muaaa to u Cutie ! Come with us RANi ! they said , wanting badly to untie the strings of her backless blouse .
Holy Archu , poor thing was trying to escape saying NAHI NAHI . But to no avail .They were CONVINCED she was a prostitute .
Bhags saw this . Horrified and angered , he rushed in to 'SAVE" . Touching HIS Holy Archu ! these CHEE CHEE gundas ! Bhags held the gundas by the collar with all his divine strength and slapped them around like no ones business . Then he threw them on the ground with divine contempt and started walking away with a frightened Holy Archu .
HEY ! yelled a genuinely miffed sleazy gunda who thought Bhags was being DARNED UNFAIR . Hey ! Why the hell should she go with you , ha , WHY NOT US ? Are you Paying HER MORE than her USUAL RATE ?Ha ?
Bhags turned , horrified . What ! these sleazeballs , these SCUM thought his Holy spiritual wife was a PROSTITUTE ! Bhags saw RED . He then started beating the gundas , DHISHUM DHISHUM just the way he had hit MEANIE PRAKASH . He beat then BLACK and BLUE .
Some people ran and called the K party . They all came running .
Decent Satish and WISE AJIT tried to stop the Maramari .But Bhags was BEYOND LISTENING . Tdh had taunted him earlier and here was this sleazeball calling Holy Archu a pROSTITUTE . This was too much . A divine nerve in Bhags' brain had SNAPPED and Divine fury gushed freely now .
Both Decent Satish and Wise Ajit were pushed back , toppling .😆😆😆😆😆
ONLy u can stop him Archna , yelled chaalu Damo purposefully to rub it in Savita, Shravani and the Rane family's face . ONLY U . Go , STOP him , SOMEHOW , ANYHOW , before its too late !
Holy Archu rushed in then , with ex sasur's ashirwaad . Stop , STOP , please STOP , she said , but when Bhags broke a bottle to poke it in the intestines of the sleazy Gunda , Holy Archu hardened her heart and slapped him hard to awaken him from his divine madness . I will FORGET MY DHARMA FOR ONCE , she told herself , trembling , as she slapped , AND I WILL INCUR SIN, But I WONT LET HIM GO TO JAIL FOR MURDER .
All went away .
AFTER EFFECTS
1] Taklu Rane told his son that Prabhi was RIGHT in wanting this engagement broken . The girl was too controversial . TDH walked off without commenting
2] Earlier TDH had crossed his arms and enjoyed seeing Bhags violent whole watching the fight .
3] Damodar rubbed it in Savita and Shravnis face that Archu had done EHSAAN by slapping Manav and prevented him from going to jail
4] Manju commented at home that Manav was cracking up as he cudn't marry Archana . I think his head is affected slightly she said nastily [ I am waiting for the day Archna slaps HER}
5] Manav confided to Vandu that Jay made him uneasy
6] Manav told Vandu he did NOT care for the slap , that she was right and that he was MORE worried for HER and how SHE would take it .
My comments :
BOTH are cracking . Pent up Emotions are flooding out uncontrolled , and its entirely their fault of suppressing , suppressing and suppressing . Damodar doesnt leave a single chance to TOM TOM Archnas name and push them together . I don't like Manju taking advantage of this situation and regaining power . Felt bad for Manav . He is constantly humiliated in this serial .........Supervisor Archu , Or Archu checking his blind rage by slapping , or Jay putting him in torture cell .But its NO ones fault except tHEIR OWN . They took faaltu decisions of life trying to be mahaan ..........if god made u a human , be a human , don't try to be GOd , its as simple as that . U guys divorced , now u guys r an embarassment . Bhugto , what else to say . I feel more sorry for the families who can't even move around the corner without witnessing a tamasha when these two bump into each other . Not a single function is tamasha free . What kind of Pavitra Rishta is this that ensures such shame and embarassment for the family . Abominable is the word for this .
Kools signing off for the day . Like button only if u like , comments even if you don't . Enjoy , CIAO .
