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Kools reporting from base : Manav out of jail
Holy Archu took advice from Rasika who told her that to put Bhagwan OUT OF JAIl she needs to put HERSELF , Her Fiancee TDH , BILS Satish and Batatawada INSIDE jail . Its not so Easy to do it Holy Archu , smirked the old evil experienced Billi , giving a terrific belch after eating her hundredth rat before going to Haj . Will u be able to do it ?Ha ?ANSWER ME HOLY ARCHU !
Holy Archu ran away as an answer . She walked the streets of Dombivli slowly and reflectively , looking like Bhagwan's sad beautiful widow , her black pallu trailing on the Dombivli Roads . What shud I do , asked Holy Archu to her self .
Just then Decent Satish came there , driving recklessly , fast and zigzag , totally zonked , in his white car . He saw Holy Archu and got out of the car and ran to her , calling out
Holy Archu , Holy Archu ! Speak to me na ! Look at me !
Holy Archu made her cold Madonna face and went on walking , ignoring him as if he was dirt .
Please Holy Archu ! Said Decent Satish , taking care to keep a distance so she wouldn't smell the whisky on him and slap him .
How come u wanna talk to me ?Asked Holy Archu sarcastically in her iciest tone . U put my Bhags behind bars ! Ur a Bad , Bad Man ! Justtt like Batatawada !
At least listen to my story Holy Archu ! said Decent Satish , feeling as if a hundred knives pierced his soul when Holy Archu looked at him like that .
You have Gone away from my heart ........Holy Archu informed him coldly . And you BETRAYED me . I thought I and Bhagwan were your PRIORITY . But NO . Your own butt is . I and Bhagwan DONT lIKE PEOPLE WHO LOVE THEIR OWN BUTTS . We love only those WHO PROTECT OUR BUTTS . GO AWay , Decent Satishji . Or Shud I say INDECENT Satish ........? And Holy Archu looked at him with such contempt , such loathing that Decent Satish vowed to stop at the next wine shop and guzzle Scotch NEAT ..........no soda , no iced water .NEAT .
Decent Satish stopped at a wine shop and ordered a bottle of the finest Scotch and to the astonishment of the salesmen drank it GAT GAT GAT on the steps across the counter , standing like that only , uncaring about the fact that the DOMBIVLIKARS wud see him and squeal to his mom and wife . He was bugged with their stupid Kit Kit anyways ......JOB and BABY , JOB and BABY ! It was Holy Archu's face that constantly swam before his eyes . She is so bloody BEAUTIFUL , thought Decent Satish with a groan . And INNOCENT . AND STUBBORN . A most Lethal Combination for a man to bear . Dunno how Batatawada and TDH bear it , thought Decent Satish . They seem unaffected by her , although TDH has DEFO FALLEN for her to some degree . But then Batatawada was NOT engaged to her once like I was . Decent Satish drank some more Scotch as he thought of his complicated relationship with Holy Archu . He felt brotherly after his marraige and half once upon a time EX at the same time whenever he saw her .........a most odd , lethal medley of emotions . He felt like hugging her and protecting her whenever she fixed her trusting wide eyes on him and called him SATISH JI . Can do ANYTHING for her when she calls me that , said Decent Satish to himself , beckoning the goggling salesman for ANOTHER bottle . ANYTHING . I can jUMP thru loops of FIRE , give her 3 lacs on reception day , caring a fig for my dominating Mom , divorce Varsha , break partnership with Batatawada , throw Dad's wheelchair outside my fourth floor balcony ..........ANYTHING . She shud SMILE at me again , GOD ! Decent Satish wept while guzzling Scotch .
Then Decent Satish went in that drunken state to the company . Batatawada and TDH came to his cabin to complain about the ungrateful workers . But Decent Satish was in no mood to listen .
THEY"RE RIGHT he slurred , sozzled . TOTALLY RIGHT .ABSOLUTELY RIGHT . Good OL Workers ! Whats wrong if they Don't Work , ha ? Guys deserve a party now an then . U two shud UNDERSTAND .Ur Guys too .
Are u DRUNK ? asked Batawada suspiciously , shocked . Ha ? Decent Satish , REALLY ! During Daytime ? Have u come to work DRUNK ?
Watz wrong with that ? asked Decent Satish , looking at TDH with veritable annoyance .Your Mom's a JACKAL , he said rudely and poked him in the chest .I KNOW . I SAw THe OMEN .
TDH stared at him coldly and distastefully .
Well I'm gonna SACK them if they keep going on STRIKE ! said Batatawada angrily .
Hah ! said Decent Satish and chuckled gleefully . First u will Sack one worker ..then another , then another ! And Very soon , You will have NO worker left to sack ! It will then be just the 3 of us in this cabin , playing ANTAKSHARI as the company will close down ! Hah !
And Decent Satish threw his head back and laughed and laughed , while TDH looked hopefully at his harassed boss's face for a signal to go ahead and lace Decent Satish's drinks with cynaide .
Holy Archu meanwhile changed Gods . She went into the Devi temple and told the goddess everything . Now U tell me what to do , said Holy Archu with trembling lips .
DO WHAT U WISH said a firm , deep voice . It was Swati , Her friend cum Nanand . DO WHAT U WISH HOLY ARCHU .
HoLy Archu LOVED that Advice . It was EXACTLY what she wanted to do . She LOVED Swati too . Its Not SWATI At all who is speaking , she told herself with joy . Its The DEVI . She is speaking thru SWATI , who doesn't know the details of this whole business at all .
Holy Archu then prayed to the Goddess and invoked her powers to enter HER body . I need Ur Strength to free my BHAGS , she told the Goddess . He has been in that nasty jail long enuf . Please help me MA JAGDAMBE !
Then Feeling the powers surging thru her lovely frame , Holy Archu herself became a Devi and ran to the police station .
Free My Bhags AT ONCE she told the Nasty Inspector who asked her sleazily why she was coming everyday to the police station . To Meet whom ?Me or Bhags ?was what he had wanted to ask out of manly curiosity . But Holy Archu punctured his ego .
I wanna give a statement that The Management is responsible for the accident .And Since Im from management cadre , the statement Bhags signed under duress holds no Value ! Free him u bad , sadistic man !
Mushy and gang watched Holy Archu with admiration . Bhags gurgled .
What ! said the annoyed Nasty Inspector . This lady was destroying the CAse of his LIFE .
Yes , Yes YEs ! I wanna give a STATEMENT ! Now !
Mushy and the gang wanted to whistle .Bhags made croony noises .
The Nasty Inspector knew when he was licked . Sourly he drafted a statement and true to her unique blood , Holy Archu signed it WITHOUT reading .
Then The Nasty Inspector went to the factory and arrested TDH and Batawada apologetically , with deep remorse . What to do , she has stubbornly given STATEMENT , he told TDH , feeling badly scared of the cold fury in his broody dark eyes .
Decent Satish stood impassively in the police station , he was already getting a hangover . He really didnt understand what was going on . This place looks familiar , he thought , as everything swam in front of his eyes . There r some bars and locked doors ..........was he standing in a zoo ?
Batatawada HATED the ride in the police van .Ek Toh he was wearing a full shirt and he really missed his AC car . He told TDH this , and TDH vowed to get even with Holy Archu for going so far . Making his boss ride in a non AC police Van ! TDH wanted to pull Holy Archus hair and shake her head a little till she squealed . Instead he told the Nasty Inspector icily
No Strip tease Club tonite for you . You can forget THAT . The Nasty Inspector wanted to burst into tears .
In the police station , Holy Archu , complete in Devi Mode , stared rebelliously and angrily at her two jeejus [ one bugged and one zonked] and her furious fiancee . Vaishu came there with a lawyer with the much awaited anticipatory bails .
Mushy's gunda friend meanwhile , started jeering TDH for time pass . He didn't like his face . Hey ! Weren't u the one who threatened our Bhags ? U just wait , when I get out na , I will change the SIZE of ur THOBDA !
Oh yeah ?Shot back TDH , unfazed . Try ! Lets see whose THOBDA changes !
Oh Yeah ?
Oh Yeah ?
Oh Cut it out boys , said the royally bugged Nasty Inspector . His whole world was falling apart . No strip tease club at night ? TDh was gonna get him free passes for every Friday night !
Holy Archu tried to freeze TDH with an icy glance when she heard that he had threatened her Bhags . She wanted to tie a Rakhi to that Gunda .
Then all went away and the most awaited moment came . Bhags was let out by Pandu .
Holy Archu , what about u ?U can't go into JAIL ! said Bhags , with chivalry .
Never mind about ME said Holy Archu , feeling like a Devi . I'll be FINE . U go on , run to Shravni , Aai and Baby Sachu !
No ! Can't leave u like that !
U have my KASAM she said , drawing herself up . Bhags immediately ran away .đđđđđ He did NOT bother to say BHAAD MEIN JAAYE TERI KASAM I AM NOT GOING . U see guys , men put their tails between their legs when Holy Archu looked at them like a grande dame cum Devi .
Vaishu told Holy Archu I HOPE UR HAPPY NOW
Vinod ,inspite of being disgusted with his sisters behaviour took her home personally
Manohar has been discharged and he weakly told Holy Archu to go INSIDE when Chubby and she started arguing once again in FRONT of him inspite of his heart condition
Bhags was greeted joyfully by Savita Shravni Damo and Savita told him Holy Archu did this coz FACTORY WUD HAVE CLOSED DOWN DUE TO STRIKE
Decent Satish offered Bhags his job back with INCREMENT to appease his guilty conscience
Savita sensibly told him NOT to accept the offer
Bhags mutinously lied that he wud accept it coz this meant getting his SELF RESPECT BACK .He really wants to go there only to be close to Holy Archu . btw is she still working in Batawadas factory after slapping him ?
Bhags then went to meet EX SASUR coz Decent Satish told him of the heart attack . I CUDNT STAY AWAY he told a grateful Manohar who told CHubby to give him Chai .
Manju started taunting him . Holy Archu , instead of blasting manju kept quiet .She has slapped the wrong person and let this ODIOUS woman go sCOT FREE each time .
Chubby took Holy Archu to apologise to PRABHI the SIAMESE CAT .Both women were cordial and The Siamese Cat agreed that it was best to CALL OFF THE RISHTA .
BUT TDH INTERRUPTED THAT ARCHNA IS GHAR KI BAHU JAROOR BANEGI .
And Thus continues the saga of Holy Archu . Now TDH will marry her and take badla for LIFE . Forced sex in bedroom , pressing her to ask favors from jeejus , harassing her mentally , making her remove his shoes and throwing her thaalis of food is what TDH has in mind .U see guys , he has MINDED that ride in the police van real bad . Not a type to forgive and forget , our TDH .
Kools signing off for the day . Like button if u like , comments even if u don't . Enjoy , CIAO .
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