ArMan in Aap ki Adalat
In place of Rajat Sharma, Mr Gajodhar from Gorakhpur will work as the junta's advocate.
(ArMan are sitting on a single chair in the witness box)
Gajodhar- aap dono pe court ki karwai shuru karne se pehle hum aap se yeh guzarish karna chahenge ki aap dono kripaya ek kursi mein na baithen do alag kursi witness box mein rakhen aur us mein baithen 😆 adalat ke paas kursiyon ki koi kami nahi hai
(Peon keeps one more chair in the witness box aur Arcu moves to the other chair. Both were enjoying being glued to each other in a single chair, so while being separated, both look at each other with tearful eyes and song plays….
Hum juda ho gaye)
Gajodhar- to aap pe pehla ilzaam yeh hai ki aap dono divorce ke baad bhi khullam khulla pyar karte hain. Jis ki ek jhalak abhi junta ko dekhne ko mili ki kaise aap ek hi kursi mein chipak ke baithe the aur ek doosre ko dekh rahe the. Aap kya kehna chahenge?
Archana- dekhiye yeh allegation sarasar jhooth hai aur bebuniyaad hai
Manav- tum thik keh rahi ho archana
Gajodhar-par aap dono ko har jagah ek doosre ki aankhon mein aankhen dalte hue paya jata hai
Manav- wo to archana ko main jab bhi dekhta hun us mein kuch naya dekhne ko milta hai..is liye bas dekhta rehta hun
Archana- aur manav jab mujhe dekhte hain, mujhe unhe dekhte hue dekhne kaafi maza aata hai isliye main bhi unhe dekhti rehti hun
Gajodhar- par baarish mein ek doosre ke sath chipak chipak ke ek chhate ke andar aap log ek doosre ko dekhte kyun rehte hain..kahin bhag ke kisi ghar ya shop ki chhat ke niche kyun nahin chale jate
Archana- jab baarish hoti hai hum bhi chahte hain ki kisi dukaan ya ghar tak daud ke chale jayen aur baarish mein na bhigen..par yeh Manav jo hain mujhe baarish se bachane keliye itna kas ke pakadke rakhte hain ki hum log bhag nahin paate
Gajodhar-manav aap kyun Archana ko baarish mein kas ke pakadte hain
Manav- jab yeh bhig jati hai, bahut hi jyada hot lagti hai...i mean bheegi bheegi saree mein..is liye aas paas ke ladke ke inhe ghurte hain isliye sab ki nazar se inhe bacahne keliye main inhe apni baahon mein bhar leta hun...
Archana- chhi gande..ab aage kya karte ho yeh mat batana plz (dheere se)
Gajodhar- par kya yeh pyar nahi hai..aap ek doosre se din mein dus baar takrate kyun hain..junta ka kehna hai Manav jan bujh ke factory mein 25 bar toilet jane ke bahane Archana ke room ke saamne gujarte hain aur Archana aap inspection ke bahane 50 baar shop floor mein aati hain..jab ki technical work se aap ka door door ka naata nahi hai
Archana- dekhiye aap yeh galat keh rahe hain…hamare is rishte ko duniya pavitra rishta ke naam se janti hai aap isse simple pyar ka naam na dijiye
Gajodhar- par Manav, shravani kya sochegi. Aap hi hain jisne usse shaadi ka wada kiya tha. Ab uske aankhon ke saamne Archana aap ki chest ke upar soyi hui milegi to wo kyun gussa nahin karegi..
Manav- ab koi thak ke so jaye to us mein kya kar sakte hain
Gajodhar- thak ke…matlab aap dono aisa kya kar rahe the jo Archana thak gayi aur aap ke upar so gayi
Archana- aap ki soch ghatiya hai gajodhar ji..Manav bed ridden the aur aap kaise soch sakte hain ki …chhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Gajodhar- ab hum samajh gaye ki aap kyun jyada thak gayi.kyun ki manav to bed ridden the sab kuch aap ko karna pada hoga 😆
Manav- 😆
Archana- kya matlab hai aap ka
Gajodhar- i mean manav ki seva. Waise hum ne suna aap unke kapde badal leti thi..aur is kaam mein aap ko 30 mins se jyada time lagta tha. Waise kaun kaun se kapde badle aap ne inke..hamen to bas shirt wala scene dekhne ko mila 😆
Archana- aap hadd se aage badh rahe hain..next question plz
Gajodhar- Junta ki ab yeh shikayat yeh hai ki aap log shaadi kyun nahin karte.
Archana- par shravani ke bhavishya ka kya hoga
Gajodhar- mera matlab hai ki aap log shaadi kariye, maze kariye.yun hospital mein road side mein local mein kyun romace karte firte hain..isse public par bura asar hota hai
Manav-dekhiye ghuma fira ke aap wohin pe aa rahe hain. Hum shaadi nahin kar sakte kyun ki Shravani se meri shaadi hogi
Gajodhar- par kab?
Archana- aap ko kya jaldi hai
Gajodhar- nahin mujhe nahin shravani ko jaldi hai
Manav-ji main sharavani se is bare mein baat karunga
Gajodhar- kal aap ki shirt mein se Archana ke lambe baal mile..Archana ke bag se hamesha aap ke kuch khaas kapde milte hain..aur aap keh rahe hain shravani se baat karenge.
Manav-kya hai na hamara rishta pavitra hai..is liye
Archana- manav aap bhi na..bade woh hain
Manav-(smiling) tum bhi kam nahi ho...
(Archana aur Manav dono ek doosre ko dekhte rehte hain aur back ground mein pavitra rishta gaana bajta hai)
Gajodhar ka dimaag kharab ho jata hai aur woh bhag ke jane ki koshish karta hai.
Pichhe se ArMan kehte hain
ArMan- are gajodhar ji zara rukiye na shravani ke bhavishya ke bare mein baat karte hain 😆
The End..
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