Hello people! 😃
I think we have all agreed to the fact that there is no romantic yet ethical ending to PR, unless they kill Shravani. The romance too has, to a large extent died down, and all the characters have left us disappointed. Here's a crazy way 😉to revive EVERYTHING- the romance, the passion, exonerate all the characters and especially the 'knight in shining armour' image of Manav.
Introducing- Pavitra Rishta- the Twilight saga.⭐️ (I hope that even if you have not read Twilight you have the basic idea that twilight is a love story between a vampire and a human being.)
Enjoy and do leave your comments.
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Manav, tired and frustrated with the constant tirade against him, decided to finally vent out all his grievances and complaints. Having lost faith in Ekta's stupid CV's, he decided to personally address the people of india-forums to explain all his problems, and give them the reason for his strange and erratic behavior.
India-forums members came in huge numbers from different parts of the world- Canada, Mumbai, Pakistan, Pune.. etc. And they had different natures- you could tell by their faces and appearance. While one talked away on her cell complaining about twin children giving a hard time, the other simply muttered about what she wanted from Archana. One fidgeted about with a laptop, while the other was busy making siggies and avis for her newly opened gallery. There were many others who were lost in discussing ArMan's recent hug scene.
After ensuring with the security guard that none of them had brought tomatoes, Manav started speaking.
"My dear India-forums members,
How are you all? I thank you all from the bottom of my heart for coming here."😃
A noise came from the crowd. "Stop your nonsense!! Speak what you have to say and let us all go!!" Manav got nervous.
"Yeah, I'll directly come to the point. I have been going through your posts, and I've seen that you people have a number of complaints against me and the serial in general. You hate every character. You do not know how much your posts hurt me, how much I cry everyday.."😭
The crowd yawned. Someone muttered, "Does he do anything except crying???"🤢
Manav continued. "And it hurts because you people abuse me and all the other characters without knowing the truth about me. I have my Research Secretary here- (points at a little girl in a white coat)- who is into a lot of research nowadays- all about me of course- she has analysed the main grouses against me:
1.) I threw Archana over for little Sachu. I constantly do so without thinking that my Archana can also give me and my family a heir.. what is the big deal about sachu..😡
2.) Both the women are horribly obsessed with me and I'm cold and unaffected by both of them.🤢
3.) I never seem to have any physical attraction towards either of them. Many people even said I'm missing 'something'. 😭(His face falls and his voice trembles. The crowd softens.)
4.) I put Sindoor on Shravani and thus committed bigamy.😡
Apart from this, you people have complaints about every character. I will clear all of it to you today.
So ladies and ladies (a voice from the corner shouts- hey what about us!!!) and the 3-4 men here- I have decided to open up all my secrets today- since I'm sure that the CV's will never do justice to me- never show my perspective and why I chose to take such rash decisions. It was my research secretary who advised me to go ahead and confess.
Ladies .. and the 3-4 gentlemen- I AM A VAMPIRE!!!"
The crowd gasped. Everyone stood shocked. Manav looked at all of them solidly.
"I AM A VAMPIRE." He said, again. 😭
The crowd looked horrified. One of them said slowly. "Since when dear???"
Manav looked down. "When I was in jail for the police complaint against harassment, the policemen beat me up a lot and later one of them sucked my blood. I became a vampire, and no one came to know."
Half the women in the crowd turned teary eyed.
"Till date Aai-Baba don't know. They are too wrapped up in their own lives to notice. But you (he pointed an accusing finger at the audience), how could you people not notice? You call yourselves so observant- how could you not notice? These girls keep noticing minuscule details about me- ogling at my clean- shaven chest and noticing everything from hair to teeth- how could you not notice the changes I went through after that period? How couldn't you???? You only kept giggling about 'my smell'!!!"😉
TB, Sid and Nisha sweated nervously. "Gosh! He reads EVERYTHING!!!"
The audience was shocked to see such an outburst from their otherwise reticent hero. One of them finally mustered up courage to ask. "What changes???"
"Changes." he said. "Lots and lots of them. I treated Archana like dirt after that to keep her away from me.😭 After that police complaint, Archana grew horribly attracted to me. She had warded me off like a beggar everytime before the complaint, but after that she fell for me very badly- she did everything- fell on my feet, begged, tolerated abuse- everything- just so that she could stay close to me. Everything for me. And all this because vampires have this horrible power of stupefying you- you cannot help getting attracted to them AT ALL."
The crowd gasped. Piya and GM whispered- "Hey, is that why we still love Manav despite the spineless idiot that he is???"😆
Manav looked sad. "Do you remember the day Archana refused divorce in court? Everyone said that I'd become so firm about marrying Shravani that I didn't even think about why she had refused divorce and instead protested that I wanted divorce desperately. Truth is- I was so happy, I wanted to dance and jump with joy, but I couldn't. The fact remained that I could give her nothing in this marriage- no physical proximity- I knew I would get violent and hurt her instead. Even a hug would be dangerous. So for her sake I decided to divorce her, come what may. And no one in her family would accept me too, was what I felt. I am dangerous to everyone except my blood relations. Tarun stopped visiting me for the same reason. I have to make such an effort to control myself at my workplace. Also I wanted Sachu very very badly- not only cos he is my brother's son, but also since he is the only heir my family can have now. I- being a vampire- cannot have a child now. I was counting on Sachu. So I toughened up my heart and decided that no matter what- I HAVE TO DIVORCE ARCHANA even if the complaint wasn't made by her- for two simple reasons- 1.) I didn't want Archana to suffer lifelong, or worse, die, by coming back to me. 2.) I wanted Sachu as a family heir, also cos he is my lovely brother's son.
A hand went up in the crowd. Nervously Tanya Di asked, "But then why did Archana agree to give you up the very first night she came to your house? She shouldn't have, in case she was so horribly attracted?
"Cos I'd told her everything. I told her I couldn't give her a normal life. I told her that despite what the forum people think, there is gonna be no 'Ahem' ever. Archana could never be part of my life and she could never get any happiness or children from me. And so I thought, why not settle down for Sachu instead. At least I will have some support in life. As it is Vampires are immortal, I need someone to stay with me at least. Aai- baba will die one day and leave me alone. My loving life partner- owing to the Pavitra Rishta between us, quietly agreed. It was a practical rational and emotional decision on her part- not to get close to me, to save herself, and to ensure that I got Sachu and wouldn't be alone. It wasn't a foolish pativrata act, nor did she or I do it to be mahaan for Shravani, so stop blasting us all of you!!!"😡
Kools had been sitting silently for a long while. "And what about Shravani?"
Manav gave a sigh. "Shravani knows everything. The stupid CV's chop of all my important dialogues to accommodate the side characters cos people say they are more interesting. When I had proposed Shravani, we had come out together from behind the closed door, remember anyone??? At that time, I had told EVERYTHING!!! And she agreed to marry me for the sake of her child. I warned her again and again, told her that I won't be able to do justice or come close to her- but she agreed. I guess that was the beginning of her attraction for me. And still everyone blames me for the compro marriage."😭
"Archana did come home however, but I could see that she was very attracted. She fell on my chest whenever she got a chance. I was so scared to hug her back, fearing that I would start sucking her blood- I never hugged her back. You insensitive creatures never understood- you only went on and on about how Manav lacks passion!!! I went to every extent to convince Archana to go home cos she had resorted to sleeping in the kitchen and suffering my Mom's abuse just to be with me- the vampire attraction had grown so strong now. Hence the sindoor scene and the engagement- an extreme step to make her go away, not knowing when I would lose my control- as a man and as a vampire. You people never understood my sentiments and bashed me up again."😭
"But Shravani fell for you.."
Manav got frustrated. "Yes, I didn't know that this would happen. I hadn't realized my powers at that time. You people blame her for forgetting Sachin and falling in love with me so soon- wheareas its not her fault- its my unconscious powers at work. Today she is as obsessed with me as Archana. One calls me pati, one calls me bhagwan. I am, as Shailu calls me, 'A delicious sandwitch."😆
"And that is why I and Archana divorced. We felt it was better to stay away. It was a tough decision, but important for Archana's future, her life. Shravani had fallen for me so badly that she agreed to risk her life and stay with me in a compro marriage, even though she knew I loved Archana. For this, she agreed to live in a chawl and tolerate my Mom and Dad. So stop blasting Shravani and calling her shameless. She is not shameless- its not her fault at all. She's attracted to me because she can't help it- I'm a VAMPIRE after all."😭
And why just the two of them- even Varsha, Vaishu, Sulochana Aai- no one ever loses an opportunity to hug me. When I stayed in the Karanjkar house for 5 days during Varshu's wedding, even Manjusha became 'shareef'. I think she too didn't want to lose the chance to get all huggy huggy.😆 Vandita didn't want to come home from that rapist Ajit's house. When she came, it was during the time I was away for 5 days at the Karanjkars, 😆cos she was scared that she would hug me- brotherly love this time- but still, enough to get me violent. You call Ajit's transformation miraculous and unrealistic right? The truth is- Ajit changed not because of the change in his circumstances, but because he knew I could hurt him very very badly if he hurt my sister. Such is my terror, that today he calls Archu behan!!"😃
"Stop blaming Manjusha as well.😡 She knew she was getting attracted to me. She didn't want to betray Vinod, nor did she want her little girls to fall for me. So she forced Vinod to separate, since she knew my trips to the Karanjkar house would never end."👏
"Stop blaming Sulochana Aai, that wonderful woman.😡 You know why she left her husband and went to Manjusha's house to work like a servant? Cos she wanted to stay away from me. She had enough trouble cos of me at the wedding, when she couldn't keep her hands off me but was supposed to call me beta in front of everyone. Do you people even know why I always save her from asthma attacks? Cos she always gets them when I'm around. You all know that vampires are supposed to be exceedingly handsome (which I am). The poor woman hyperventilates, besotted by my beauty, and each time I have to rush with a pump."😆
"Do you know why Manohar goofs up each time he has some responsibility? Cos all of his attention is on ME. So once he lost 3 lakh rupees cos his attention was on me who was with him at that time, and once he lost his caterers!!! I felt guilty,so I took loan from Girishji to help him out. Again all of you blasted me!!! By the way Girishji never dumped his daughter on me. He just wanted to stay close to me. So he agreed to get his daughter married to me- a mere mechanic. Stop calling him selfish!!"😡
"Varsha was so angry with Bhavna Kaki cos she had insulted ME, not because of ego issues. All of you also accused Varsha of being cold to Satish. 😡Come on, I've been protective about her once or twice. So she obviously has fallen for me in a big way. Its not her fault if she finds Satish bland and pale in comparison to me. Its not her fault- its just my powers and the fact that Vampires are handsome, to say the least. Even Satish loves hugging me for the same reason."😉
TB whispered, "I was right. I always did suspect their 'bromance'."
"Now Dharmesh is looking for excuses to fire me from job. 😭You know the reason why? Cos he can see that Vaishali is slowly turning towards me like the others.😉 She even asked him to give me a promotion. He was maha-miffed. And he's scared of me."😆
"That meanie Prakash- he instigated me for a fight.😡 Blood came out of his wounds and I had a tough time controlling myself. My wounds however- healed in no time. I have a hunch that he is a werewolf like Jacob in Twilight. Werewolves were created to hunt down vampires, and that is why he is against me. For that matter, even Jaywant looks like a werewolf to me.😡"
"So you see people, the root cause of all these troubles in PR is Manav- the handsome VAMPIRE.- whom everybody can't help getting attracted to.😭 I'm the reason for your complaints against all the characters. This is going to be the next big twist in PR, and I hope they promote it as well as they promoted the divorce."
"You can see now, why I'm so cold, insensitive and don't want to marry Archana. Marriage to Shravani is comparatively less harmless cos the attraction is from one side, I am put off by her and will walk off the other way, but with Archana, the attraction is from both sides. You know I love her like mad. And so I have to stay away from her. If we get close, she might BLEED TO DEATH. If I refuse Shravani for marriage, everyone especially my Dad will force me to marry Archana again. And the hopeless fool she has become, she will agree, nowadays she brings sheera for me and pulls me in her umbrella. But I won't agree."
Someone piped in. "But you are USING Shravani to keep Archana away from you so that she can be safe and keep Sachu with you and your family.😡 You're thinking only about Archana."
Tanya Di sat up. "I never thought about it. Of course yes!! He is using Shravani to keep Archu away, to keep her happy and alive. And to keep Sachu in the family and his Mom happy. Oh dear! Such a sweetu Manav!!! He's a special guy, truly. I LOVE YOU MANAV!!!!"😳
Manav looked thoughtful. "I know. Even I'm thinking about this nowadays- that I can't keep Shravani in my house. She better stay away from me and marry someone else. She gets pissed off whenever she sees me with Archana, then threatens to go away with Sachu. I stop her each time. Its just that I don't want to lose Sachu- he's my beloved brother's son- I want him for my Aai and all of us as Sachin's last memory, also he's my blood, so I am less likely to want to suck on him, just like I don't suck on my Aai and Baba since they are my blood. I can't adopt any other child- I may cause harm to it. I don't trust myself . Sachu is safer with me than any other child will be. I want Sachu only. I'm in a mess and don't know how to sort things out. I want me and Archana to be together, but not live under threat or fear. I want children in my house, but normal ones, not vampires like me. I know that if I refuse Shravani now, she will go away with Sachu, Aai Baba will die tomorrow and I will be alone for thousands of years. I don't want that. And so I want to hold on to Sachu and Shravani. I want Shravani to be happy too. But as you can see, this all cannot happen together."😭
Everyone looked sad. Many of the girls started crying. Even Kools the hitler had tears in her eyes. People were shocked. She retorted back, "Hey, you know I always favour the underdog!!"
The white coat girl who had been standing silently in a corner now nudged Manav. Manav nodded. "But don't worry. There is still hope."
GM looked around. "Really? Where is Hope? I can't see her!!!"
Manav hastened to speak. "Not that Hope. Actual hope. See, you all know that Nikita is involved in a research project nowadays. That project is for me. She is trying to find some sort of cure to this whole thing. Difficult, but not impossible. Bappa is with us so we are sure that we will get some cure soon. After that.."
Everyone sat up. "After that what?"
"After that I'll refuse Shravani for marriage, tell her everything and let her take Sachu away and start a new life. I'll ask Archana if she would like to start a life with me again. If she says yes, then hopefully all will go well from here."
Someone shouted, "What about Ahem?"
Manav blushed. "If the research is successful and I become normal then of course Ahem will also come and mini Manavs and Archanas will follow. So please pray to Bappa and support Nikita in her research endeavours. I hope I have exonerated all the characters today."
"You sure have." Everyone shouted, clapping for him. Manav, the knight in shining armour got up smartly and walked away.
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