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STAGE IS SET
Its D.Y. PAtil STadium, Mumbai with flood lights on.... NSG commandos and MUmbai police is alert.........
Host Satish Enters
Satish- Hello MUmbai!!! Are YOu ready???
All Girls- We are... MAnavvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv.......
SAb itni zor se chillate hai ki whole earth shakes up
God- Uff!! Ye maine manav ko kyun banaya?! Aur banaya bhi to itni pyari smile kyun di!! Saari ladkiyan meri duniya ko khatam hi kar dengi...
Satish- To aap sab ko jiska intzaar hai wo bas aa rahe hain...
Girls- Manav manav manav manav.....
Manav enters in shervani.... He is looking fabulous..... All girls are trying to break security, but NSG commandos are alert......
Manav- Shant ho jaiye please......
Girls- Arey chup chup , manav bol raha hai......
Niki- HAiye, kitni pyaari awaaz hai....
Tas- Haan, main to ye awaaz aksar sunti hun...😉
Aarti- Chup kar, Manav to roz mere saath
Satish baat ko katte hue...
SAtish- Aap jhagadna band kijiye aur batayein ki aap manav ki kitni badi deewani hain....
Niki comes in front of MAnav....
Niki- MAin bata nahin sakti ki main aapse kitna pyaar karti hun....
Sid cuts her off..
Sid- Haan sab jaante hain ki kitna pyar karti ho... Kools comentary mein roz roz Manav ki dhajjiyan udati ho... Manav , ye aapse pyaar nahin karti.. Pyaar to main aapse kart hun...
Niki- Chup kar... Tu to Preet ki deewani hai.. Jaa Jaa preet ke paas.... Aur waise bhi manav ne galti ki hai aur ye manav bhi mante hain aur agar apne apno ki galtiyan nahin sudharenge to kaun sudharega?? Manav, main doctor hun aur aapki har tension aur sar dard main thik kar dungi....
Sid- Uff... Yahan bhi lambe posts matlab lambi lambi hankne lagi... Aur manav ne kuch galat kiya to sabke saamne insult karne ki kya zarurat thi.. Aisa bhi kuch galat nahin kiya unhone...
Niki- Chup... Deklho women harassment jaise sensitive issue par itna jhoot mat bolo.. Tum bhi ek ladki ho....
Aakash- Chup chup.... Tum log manav ki deewani ho to yue batao ki usse kitna pyaar karti ho.... Ye bakwaas kya kar rahe ho.....
Niki aur Sid- Blame it on Ali, usne hi aise sensitive questions pooche the....
Ali- Meri to bajni hi thi.. Hiroshima aur Nagasaki mein bomb blast hue the ye log uska blame bhi mere pe dalenge....
SD- Managers, dont deviate from topic....
Ali and Aakash- Jee boss... Jo aapki agyaa....
Piya enters..
Piya- Oye, bauhat ho gaya ye kich kich.... Manavvvv..........
Piya manav ke tarf lapakti hai ki tabhi side se Tas usko dhakka de deti hai......
NSG commandos alert ho jaate hain.....
Manav- Ye kya ho raha hai??
Tas- Teri himmat kaise hui manav ke taraf lapkane ki..
Piya- Ter himmat kaise hui mujhe haath lagane ki....
Aarti jaa kar kisi tarah manav ko chhu leti hai.... Niki, Sid,. piya aur tas Aarti ko pakadkar wapas khinch lete hain..... Utni der mein Priya, monica aur nisha daute hue aate hain aur situation out of control ho jaati hai...
SD- Managers, tum log kis kaam ke ho??
Ali nd Aakash- Inse to upar wala bhi nahin jeet saklta, hum kis khet ki muli hain??
NSG copmmandos fail to handle situation... Tabhi..
MAnav- BAs bauhat ho gaya.. MAine socha ki sundar sundar ladkiyan pyaar ki batteinkarengi par ye to junglee ki tarah lad rahi hain....
Nisha- Manav, dekhiye main nahin lad rahi thi..
Manav- How sweet of you.....
Monica- main bhi nahin lad rahi thi...
Priya- Aur main bhi nahin.. Main to apne exams ke beech mein aap[se milne aayi hun..
Manav impress hote hue- Kya sach mein!! Itna pyaar karti ho mujhse??
Priya- main aapke liye apni famly aur life ko chhor kar sab sacrifice kar sakti hun.....
Nisha- Main kuch bol nahin rahi iska matlab ye nahin ki main aapse pyaar nahin karti....
Momica- Mujhe apne pyaar pe yakeen hai.. Main hi aapki sabse badi deewani hun......
Tas- aap to mujhe jante hain naa ki main aapke liye kya kya kar sakti hun.. Aapki khushi se badhkar kuch nahin mere liye....
Aarti- Chup kar jhoothi... Mujhe to sirf manav chahiye aur main uske liye kisi bhi had tak jaa sakti hun...
Manav- *cough* *cough*
Piya- Oye tu chup chap manle ki main teri sabse badi deewani hun warna....
Manav remembers his kidnapping incident and gets scared... He is about to declare Piyas name ki tabhi..
Sid- Khabardar.. jo manav ko dhamkaya to.....
Manav khush ho jaata hai...
Niki- Haan manav ko dhamkane ki himmat kaise hui teri...
Piya- Jaise teri himmat hui uski dhajjiyan udate hue Daily Commentary mein....
Situation gets out of control again.... Har koi manav ke liye lad raha hai.. PAr nisha side mein chup chap khadi hai aur manav ko tukur tukur dekh rahi hai.... Lekin kisi ka haath usko lagta hai aur wo bhi out of control ho jaati hai....
Manav- Ruk jao......
No effect....
Manav- Please mere liye....
No effect...
Manav- main winner ka naam len jaa raha hun..
Har ladki ruk jaati hai aur har ladki k back up 20 NSG commandos kar raje hain...
Manav- Aap sabki deewangi ne mujhe hairan kar diya hai aur main kuch faisla nahin kar paa raha hun.. Mujhe aap log se aur bhi bauhat kuch janna hai... Par main wo sab 15 dino k baad sununga aur mera faisla bhi 15 dino baad aayega....
Ali nd Aakash- Arey , magar faisla zaroor lena nahin to hamari khair nahin...
SD- SD khush hua.....
Manav leaves.....
Satish- To manav apna faisla 15 dino baad sunayenge.. tab tak mere sath koi long drive par chalega..
Versha enters...
Versha- Main le chalu kya??
Satish- Tum yahan?? Ahem.. main to mazaak kar raha tha...
All girls- Versha, isko le jao nahin to ye nahin bachega...
Ali- Aakash, chal patli gali se kat le nahin to khair nahin...
Aakash- haan haan...
Girls sees this and says bachhe 15 dino baad tum log nahin bachoge....
All girls are lookng at each other with jealousy...
Commandos drop them off to their respective destinations......
ps: Credit to SD bhai for concept and starting contest...... Credit to aakash for being manager....
