ArMan Divorce Scene - Gajodhar Bhaiya as the Judge
Gajodhar Bhaiya from Gorakhpur (Raju Srivastava fame) is judging the ArMan divorce case. All karanjkars and Deshmukhs are present. Rasika and Ajit are also there, as they are fond of intervening in others' matters.
Gajodhar, the judge- aur bhaiya sab theek hai na?
Manav's advocate- haan sir sab thik hai
Gajodhar- sab thik hai to kahe ko divorce pe baat aa gaya? hum ka buddhu samajhte ho ka? ( plz note the grammar of Gajodhar)
( audinece laughs)
Archu's advocate- theek keh rahe hain judge sahab, baat kuch bhi theek nahin. Tabhi to divorce ho raha hai
Gajodhar- divorce hoga ya nahin yeh hum sochenge..tohaar mathapirchi nahin chahiye..samjhe ki nahin..?
( both advocates are silent)
Gajodhar- haan to manav babua..bolo ka dikkat hai tum ka
Manav- dikkat? Koi dikkat nahi hai sir.
Gajodhar- to kahe hamara waqt barbad karne pe tule hue ho…jao ghar jao..biwi ke sath khushi khushi raho
Shravani- nahin sir divorce to chahiye. Archna aur manav ka divorce hona hi chahiye. Yeh ladki jab se manav ki life mein aayi hai barbadi shuru ho gayi hai puri family ki. Ab manav ki honewali biwi main hun. Main unke daman mein khushiyan hi khushiyan bhar dungi
Gajodhar- hum tumse kuchh puchhe the ka? Kahe bad bad karti ho? tum ko to bas bolne se matlabba. bas muh khol diya aur bol diya? Dimaag naam ka kauno cheez tohar andar hai ya nahin?
Archana- Sir aap Shravani keliye aisa nahin keh sakte. Wo bahut achhi ladki hai. Wo manav ki honewali biwi hai. Aap hamara divorce karwa dijiye please. Isi mein sab ki bhalai hai
Shravani- aye jyada rehem karne ki zaroorat nahin. Tumhara divorce mera haq hai aur wo main chhin lungi duniya se
Gajodhar- thoda chillana kam karogi? Judge tum ho ki hum hain. Sharam haya naam ka kauna cheez hai ya nahin? Haan to manav babua bolo. Archana ko to divorce chahiye. Tumhe kya dikkat hai?
Manav- bola to tha ki mujhe koi dikkat nahin
Gajodhar- hum bhi bole the kauno dikkat nahin to adalatwa ka samay kahe barbad kar rahe ho
Manav- wo kya hai na main ab divorce nahin dena chahta
Archana- to shravani ka kya hoga manav? Thoda uske bare mein socho. Bachhe ke bare mein socho
Gajodhar- chup dono chup. Jitna puchha jaye usika jawab dena. Manav divorce nahin chahiye?
Manav- bola to aap ko nahin chahiye
Gajodhar- Archana manavwa raji nahin hai..to divorce nahin mil payega..yeh adalt multavi kiya jata hai
Archana- itni zulm mat kijiye judge sahab…
Gajodhar- yeh lo hum tohaar ghar basa rahe hain aur tum kehte ho hum julam karat rahi?
Rasika- judge mere khayal se yeh divorce hona chahiye. Zara Shravani ke bare mein sochiye. Uski raatein kaise bitengi. Bechari ab meri tarah jawan hai. Uski jawani pe rehem kahiye
Gajodhar- to archana ka budhiya gayi hai. Tum bhi muh khol ke chalu ho gayi ka..hum tumse puchhe the ka..
Rasika- usse Manav mein koi interest nahi. Agar interest hota to uske sath ek baar bhi kuch karti nahin kya? Dono alag alag sote rahe. Ek baat bataiye manav jaise handsome aadmi ke sath itne din sath reh ke bhi ek puppy bhi nahi li usne , zaroor Archu mein koi prob hai. Usse akele rehne diya jaye
Gajodhar- tum kahe tang lada rahi ho dono mein…tohaar umer ka lihaaz karte hue hum kuch bol nahin rahe. Aur ek shabd bhi bola na tumhe jail mein dal denge. Archana tum bolo. Tumhe manav mein interest hai ya nahin?
Archana- sawal mere interest ka nahin . sawal sharavni ke bachhe ka hai. Manav mere pati hain aur rahenge. Koi kagaz hamen alag nahin kar sakta. Par shravani ke bachhe ke khatir yeh kadam le rahi hun. Warna manav I love you.
Manav- I love you too jaan. ( manav daud ke aake Archu ko gale laga leta hai aur 3-4 kiss kar leta hai)
Gajodhar- yeh ka ho raha hai..yeh adalatwa hai ya tohaar bedroom
Shravani- aap dono sab ke saamne yeh karte hain to ghar ke andar raat mein kya nahin karte honge..judge dono ko jald hi alag kiya jaye..
Gajodhar- hum bhi wohi sochat rahi. Yeh dono ko jaldi hi ek alag kamre mein dal diya jaye. Pure 24 hr ke baad dono ka medical check up kiya jaye. Agar kuch nahin hua hoga to fir aage ka kya socha jayega
Shravani- aap judge hain ki kasai. Mere honewale pati ko ek doosri aurat ke sath aap sab kuch karne ko inspire kar rahe hain?
Gajodhar- tum apna muh band rakho laliya..Manav tum bolo hamar idea kaisa tha?
Manav- bada hi nek idea hai..is pal keliye main kab se taras raha hun..par hamen 24 hr nahin 24 din keliye mahabaleshwar bhej diya jaye..aate time hum good news leke aayenge
Archana- manav yeh sab kya keh rahe ho..
Manav- darling I love you
Damodar- judge saheb ab deri kis baat ki..suna dijiye faisala
Rasika- shravani ka kya hoga yeh to sochiye..yeh divorce hona hi chahiye
Gajodhar- to adalatwa yeh faisala karta hai ki rasika taai ko ek aur samaj seva ka muka diya jaye.
Rasika- great..yeh divorce karne mein jo kharcha hoga main doongi
Gajodhar- humra baat to sun lo budhiya…Manav aur Archana ko mahabaleshwar bhej diya jayega…hamare police wale unke sath jayenge..dono ko ek kamre mein har roz 18 hr sath bitana hai..policewale bahar pehra denge…ta ki yeh dono bahar nikal na payen…kamre mein ek single bed hoga..single rajai aur single pillow..floor pe thanda paani dal diya jayega jaise koi niche na let paye….samjhe ki nahin ..bath room mein pani bas 10 minute keliye aayega din mein ek baar…dono ko ek sath nahana bhi hai..aise 24 din rehne ke baad hum log court mein fir milenge..
Rasika- Shravani ka kya hoga
Gajodhar- suno to budhiya. Ajit vandita ka divorce kara diya jayega. Ajit se Shravani ka shaadi kara diya jayega. Rasika ajit aise ek aur samaj seva karenge. Aur vandita ko fir se collge jake apna padhai karna hai. Samjhe ki nahin?
( Audience claps…except Shravani, ajit and rasika. Manav fir se archana ko gale laga leta hai.)
Archana- thoda control karo yeh mahabaleswar nahi hai Manav…
Manav- good news deni hai yaar…to ab se shuru ho jane mein hi samajhdaari hai
Shravani- ( faints and taken to hospital)
Kabhi Neem Neem Kabhi Shahad Shahad
