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😆Kool reporting from base ................One day before Varsha's weddding in PR .
Miss Shakkar , at her usual place behind the kitchen counter was listening with a contented smile about how her saas had danced at her maayka function and had rocked . She liked to hear these things . Her saas looked at her and barked " Yeh Sunke tu Yaha naachna mat ! Don't u start dancing here , understand ! And r u coming for at least the wedding or no ? " The last was asked apprehensively coz no one can make Miss Shakkar change her mind once she decides sumthing extremely foolish. Sober Damo and Bachelor Kaka smiled approvingly .
Savita has indeed changed guys . She actually gave Miss Shakkar a lovely red sari and some jewellery for the wedding . This is for u , she said firmy and hastily , afraid that Miss Shakkar wud tell her to give even that to Shravni . However , there was no need for fearing as Miss Shakkar appreciated it .She was overwhelmed . That SHE , the most unworthiest of ALL humans , shud receive this kindness , such grace ! She had been blessed . She wanted to fall right at that moment at Savita's feet and worship her . With blood red hibsicus flowers if possible . She stared so moonily , so moonily at Savita that Savita grew alarmed . Hey , you ! She said even more hastily . I DON"T love u ha , dont look at me like that ok ! This is only VYAVHAAR . Now Will u take it , my hands R paining !😆
Miss Shakkar took it reverently as prasad . And touched her saas's feet . She lovingly stroked them as she touched them , memories flooding her mind .How these feet had kicked her and trampled her ! She wanted to rub her nose on them and smell them and take that smell with her home forever when she left , as one of her accumalated memories of this place that wud help her to MOVE ON . Maga Maga Re sa music played approvingly in the background.
Insaaniyat Baba at last did that historical long over due phone call to Miss Shakkar that all the forum members were quibbling about . But it was not to express love .........oh boy NO . Thats the last thing on our Insaaniyat Baba's mind . It was to tell Miss Shakkar that they were gonna do the Kanyadaan . Yeh Varshu bhi na !said Miss Shakkar , alarmed . But Insaaniyat Baba assured her that this was OKAY with him too . So she immediately agreed as anything that is ok with Insaaniyat Baba is of course ok with her too .
She then glided towards Savita and asked her for permission to wear the mangalsutra for the last time in the kanyadaan function . As Savita pondered , Miss Shakkar , who keeps the lively magic mangalsutra firmly and sensibly tied in a little knot in her pallu , knowing about its bunny hopping tendencies from person to person , took it out and gave it to her . Only You can gimme the permission , she told her saas , who had no idea that any such power was in her hands . Onlllly You .
The Pyasi Atma , who is truly the ghostliest of them all , materialised in the room at that moment uncannily . Truly a frightening girl , with a sense of timing even more sharper than Count Dracula . She was listening malevolently with a side profile too and one look at her face and Miss Shakkar decided to let the issue remain .But Savita , who by now had grown accustomed to the idea that indeed such a power lay in her hands , said RUK ! and gave Miss Shakkar the mangalsutra .
Ram Ram Rajaram music followed in full swing , while All the matrimonial mantras vibrated in the room . Miss Shakkar wept with joy and experienced supreme ecstasy . Savita watched with indulgent alarm while Shravni stared with a stricken , open mouth . Yes , she was a vampire , but she was a vampire who respected her saas and wudn't dream of going above her . So she flounced off in disgust and seething anger.
Of course Miss Shakkar followed her . Savita had told her NOT to , that SHE wud handle The Pyasi Atma , But Miss Shakkar mulishly IGNORED HER like she does with all people when fixated on doing GOOD. The Pyasi Atma hissed and screeched GET OUT OF MY SIGHT you DO MUH WAALI AURAT ! You two faced vixen , she said , I know your colors now .What have u come to say ha.......the usual goody goody lies that you r gonna divorce Manav , that ultimately I will only be marrying Manav this and that ? Arre if you really intend leaving him , why don't u JUST GO ? Why these MIXED MESSAGES , ha ? { Cannot help agreeing here guys ]
You are misunderstanding me , said Miss Shakkar , distressed . I love you .
Just Shut up ok ! The Pyaasi Atma almost had a cerebral haemorrage . Band Kar apni yeh NATAK and BAKWAS ! { agreed with these two words too .Especially BAKWAS] Get Out Get out get out ! I understood ur double game .{ Uh oh . Wronggg here , Pyasi Atma . She is genuine . No double game waali at all .And so , far more dangerous as a rival .😆}
But Savita came and calmed the Pyaasi Atma down firmly . Look , I've a mangalsutra specially for you , she showed the hysterical Pyasi Atma , dangling it , just as one soothes a tantrum throwing kid by brandishing his favorite candy . Let her have her own .Ok ? ha ? Its not good to want others mangalsutras thats not your right . Besides , didn't I call u my Beti ?Ha ?
The Pyasi Atma . like I have always pointed out to u guys , has really no problem with her hubby's sasuraal like most ladies have . She calmed down and clung to her mother in law like an errant child , depleted after her tantrum . All she HATES is MISS Shakkar . Savita then hissed SCOOT ! To Miss Shakkar who was STILL HOVERING there , waiting , probably for some scratches or slaps as PRASAD . Miss Shakkar then huriredly ran away with the magic mangalsutra .😆
The Gunda was swearing and fuming that her vacant headed friend BUNFACE had deprived her of the pleasure of watching The Gundi's marraige BREAK . I must bring this about SOMEHOW , whether that silly BUNFACE chooses it or NOT she hissed viciously .
Let It Go , Chod De ......said her son THE Tiger sensibly for a change , who was drinking tea and watching her rage calmly . Lets just go to the wedding , wish them and come back for a change . Besides , only 24 hours r left for the wedding , what can we do now , huh ?
Plenty ..........Said the indefatigable Gunda , her eyes narrowing . Obviously she is a secret follower of Napoleon Bonaparte's philosophy .........that nothing is impossible . 24 hours R enough for ANYTHING to happen .I don't give up That EASILY . Ha !
The Tiger shook his head . Guys Guys , The Gunda is honestly far more vicious and worse than her children . They r NOTHING compared to her . No wonder they r like that , she has obviously trained them to be anything BUT Good , with the harshest punishments when they were growing up , even if they tried to do anything good even BY MISTAKE .For instance , if Ajit tried to join the Boys Scouts , all his favorite pink T shirts were taken away for a year , and when Manju tried to dance in a program arranged by her school for an Old peoples Home , her Birthday Party was cancelled and she had to spend her birthday locked in her room , biting nails . U see what i mean ? It really isn't their fault .
The Gunda then phoned her goofy beti who is actually not such a bad sort and even enjoys doing mundane housework once in a while at her sasuraal . Shareef Manju was kneading the dough for the rotis . Can't talk to u , she immediately told her poisonous mom uneasily . I am busy . What ! thundered The Gunda , who is a feminist of the extreme kind . Your Sasuraal people have made u a servant , a Naukrani ! Not A Bahu ! Humph !
Shareef Manju grinned goofily when she heard that and kneaded the dough even harder to block her disturbing Mom out of her mind . She was BADLY scared as The Gundi was Standing right next to her and it was THe Gundi's marraige her Mom was planning to break . She felt trapped between The Gunda and The Gundi . For the umpteenth time she secretly wished her mom had been born with normal , simpleton genes like her saas Chubby Face . It was an Adam's family , her house . Truly .
interesting Point :
The PRECAP . Two Men on a bike rob poor Manohar after he withdraws a lumpsum amount from the ATM machine. I was gonna blast him for being dumb .....but guys he was NOT dumb .This scenario is very realistic and Very Very possible in our unsafe MUMBAI . Trust me , I know .
Now this is right up Insaaniyat Baba's alley . But How will he 'SAVE' ? His garage is Sold . He cannot sell himself of course as He is pledged to Shravni . How then ? Multipurpose Tarun again ? At this rate Multipurpose Tarun will become a BHIKAARI soon coz Insaaniyat Baba's needs r never ending .
And Yeah . Multipurpose Tarun it seems has been CONFIRMED as the Caterer . ONE DAY before the wedding . That too , with a twenty percent discount . They can pay him AFTER a month . [Guys , Guys which wedding on EARTH with 500 people just from the BOY's Side mind u , takes place with an unconfirmed caterer when only 24 hours r left ? If Multipurpose Tarun had said No , what were so many guests gonna eat ...........grass ?]
Chubby Face prayed to bappa to STOP THE DIVORCE AND AUSPICIOUS TRUMPETS BLEW ......BAPPA MUSIC OF BLESSING . TANYA R U LISTENING ?
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