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akash

@Spartacus

Stunner

Posted: 15 years ago

#421

Well Tanya need to work hard the best way, yup i will do it!

Calculus is very easy, and on saturday then definitely i will send her one!

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akash

@Spartacus

Stunner

Posted: 15 years ago

#422

Hi Fifi How are you? Did u like my flowers

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Tulsey

@Tulsey

Inactive

Posted: 15 years ago

#423

Samba,

We need to lighten up Sid's mood. So I am going to publish a few jokes for her.

Your job is to send her beautiful flowers so that she is enlightened from the heaviness of her exam.....

This is for you SID,

New York (CNN): At John F. Kennedy International Airport today, a Caucasian male (later discovered to be a high school mathematics teacher) was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.

According law enforcement officials, he is believed to have ties to the Al-Gebra network. He will be charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

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Tulsey

@Tulsey

Inactive

Posted: 15 years ago

#424

Sid darling,

this will be a bit more interesting.....

Q: What's the integral of (1/cabin)d(cabin)?
A: A natural log cabin!

Q: How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?
A: "I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times..."

Q: What does the Ph.D. in math with a job say to the Ph.D. in math without a job?
A: "Paper or plastic?"

Q: What is the first derivative of a cow?
A: Prime Rib!

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Tulsey

@Tulsey

Inactive

Posted: 15 years ago

#425

Sid, sweety....I really liked this....

Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!

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akash

@Spartacus

Stunner

Posted: 15 years ago

#426

A woman in a bar tries to pick up a mathematician.

"How old, do you think, am I?" she asks coyly.

"Well - 18 by that fire in your eyes, 19 by that glow on your cheeks, 20 by that radiance of your face, and adding that up is something you can probably do for yourself..."

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unknown18

@unknown18

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 15 years ago

#427

i hate WEAPONS OF MATH INSTRUCTIONS 🤣

natural log cabin 🤣

i loved the jokes Tulsey 😆

thank u sooo much 🤗 i was having such a bad day today but i took advantage of that nd made my sister nd mom pamper me 😆 😎

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akash

@Spartacus

Stunner

Posted: 15 years ago

#428

Q: How can you tell that a mathematician is extroverted?
A: When talking to you, he looks at your shoes instead of at his.

Sid how about my jokes😔

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akash

@Spartacus

Stunner

Posted: 15 years ago

#429

A physicist, a mathematician and a computer scientist discuss what is better: a wife or a girlfriend.

The physicist: "A girlfriend. You still have freedom to experiment."

The mathematician: "A wife. You have security."

The computer scientist: "Both. When I'm not with my wife, she thinks I'm with my girlfriend. With my girlfriend it's vice versa. And I can be with my computer without anyone disturbing me..."