SPARTAN MAN RANDOM COMMENTS CORNER - Page 33

Piyaji & Casperji how r u jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii??????/

thnx akash ji any jokes !! 😆 or sher !!

Ek baar class mein master ji padha rahe the- 'to bachchon ……..jab isaac newton ke sar par ek seb aa kar gira toh use bahut aashcharya hua…..he was very surprised…………….

ek bachcha bola– le ?? isme aashcharya hone ki kya baat hai………….aashcharya toh tab hota jab seb niche se upar jaata !!!!!!

Dam baba, Manav and Archu loved watching television. The three of them always fought as to who will watch what. Savita aai wouldn't interfere with their fights. Each one would snatch the remote and keep changing Channels. Manav wanted to watch the cricket match, Archana wanted to watch the cookery show and Dam baba the political news.

This is what their mother heard one day:

In the parliament today…Nehra bowled his first over…and is washed away in boiling water….The finance minister…went straight into the hands of Tendulkar... and is sliced into pieces…. Mr. Krishna visited…Anil Kumble who is now going to…break the egg

And…the leader of the opposition party…is hit on the face…which will now turn red in two minutes…during the zero hour…both the umpires…are fried golden brown.

We now end the news bulletin…by calling Dravid…to peel the Onion.

aks u r too gd

What is globalisation:
Diana's death. An English Princess with an Egyptian boyfriend in a German car driven by a Dutch driver crashes in a French tunnel while being chased by Italian Paparazzi on Japanese bikes, treated by Portuguese Doc with Brazilian medicine.

Vajpayee was talking about family planning in the Parliament .......Lallu got angry nd said...." hey !! dude when u cant play the game ....dont make Rules fr Champions ".

Awesome one dudette!

Commandment 2.😛
If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say,
talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3😛.
Marriage is grand '
and divorce is at least 100 grand!

Commandment 4.😛
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage,
the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks
and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and
the neighbors listen.

Commandment 5.😛
When a man opens the door of his car
for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is.

Commandment 6.😛
Marriage is when a man and woman
become as one; the trouble starts when
they try to decide which one.

Commandment 7.😛
Before marriage, a man will lie awake
all night thinking about something you
said. After marriage, he will fall asleep
before you finish.

Commandment 8.😛
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful,
understanding, economical, and a good
cook. But the law allows only one wife.

Commandment 9.😛
Every woman wants a man who is handsome,
understanding, economical and a considerate
lover, but again, the law allows only
onehusband.

Commandment 10.😛
Man is incomplete until he marries.
After that, he is finished.

Bonus Commandment story.😛
A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish too.
But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
"It really works!"

see now why should one marry...the end is inevitable 🤣

Its an institution of its own kind, u will never understand until u get married what it takes to run the show!