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Rocker

Posted: 15 years ago

#931

Why you all are talking bout that rakhi. I just hate everything bout her. Agar usko ek machhar bhi kaat le, to wo media ko bula leti hai. ROFL. Silly girl.

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carpe-diem

@carpe-diem

Dazzler

Posted: 15 years ago

#932

main to hath pe bandhne ki rakhi ki baat kar rahi thi...

lekin ye to baati ya aapk kuhn sataa ta hai raat ko😛

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-ALI-

@-ALI-

Rocker

Posted: 15 years ago

#933

How do you all know. He he. Yes i am in love. But please dont tell any that katrina is my girl friend. Top secret. Smile. ROFL.

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-ALI-

@-ALI-

Rocker

Posted: 15 years ago

#934

Kaun satata hai raat ko? Machhar.

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carpe-diem

@carpe-diem

Dazzler

Posted: 15 years ago

#935

Ali Bhai isye malaria kai ti hain loveriaya nahi

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-ALI-

@-ALI-

Rocker

Posted: 15 years ago

#936

Read carefully. Some interesting leave applications. Since i have to go to my village to sell my land ALONG WITH MY WIFE please sanction me one week leave. My wife is suffering from sickness and as i am her ONLY HUSBAND at home please grant me leave. A man asking for leave for his daughters wedding: As i am marrying MY DAUGHTER please grant me a weeks leave.

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-ALI-

@-ALI-

Rocker

Posted: 15 years ago

#937

Height of fashion- Dhoti with a zip. Height of secrecy - blank visitin cards. Height of craziness- xerox a blank paper. Height of stupidity - looking through a key hole of a glass door.

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carpe-diem

@carpe-diem

Dazzler

Posted: 15 years ago

#938

i 'm not sure i got all that...it was a play on words

Edited by carpe-diem - 15 years ago

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-ALI-

@-ALI-

Rocker

Posted: 15 years ago

#939

Some WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS: ACCIDENT: It is an instrument to measure your body fitness. PATIENT: A person physically weak before the treatment and financially weak after it. CIGARETTE : A pinch of tobacco rolled in a paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other. COMPROMISE : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes that he has got the biggest piece. POLITICIAN : One who shakes your hand Before elections and Your confidence after it. MISER : One who lives poor so that he can die rich. OPPORTUNIST: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river .